Say something wise...

[Lordpils]

James Yorke:
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Robert A. Heinlein:
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


hmm wisdomquotes.com

there is no "i" in team but there is a "we" in weapon.

any reason most of those are feminism based?

feminist base?d i just find them truthfull

yes,well I asked not why you picked them,but why they mostly lean towards the women>men basis.for laughs?or because you belive that women>men?meh,it matters not.

if it matter not then why you ask in the first place but mostly i just picked randomly from the site mentioned and i was to lazy to navigate away from the page i was on so u get 2/4 of the quoutes being feminisistic

Albert Einstein:
I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern without any superhuman authority behind it.


Mark Twain:
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain is awesome and Albert Einstein is a genius.

 

[Lord Thodin]

My Personal Motto:
Qui sera, sera. C'est la vie.

Sorry, son of a French teacher.

No problem, id prefer to be right rather than look stupid. Thank you.

 

[teutonicman]

Wisdom is knowing when to shut up.

 

[fessferenc]

if people who hear voices that no one else hears are insane, then what about people who hear the voice of god?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

For all in life a man does learn, he must teach it in return.

 

[Rigs83]

Power is not strength to defeat your enemies in battle, power is knowing you have already defeated an enemy before battle.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

if you are going on a road trip for more than 5 hours, and am not driving , for the love of god bringa pillow, I found this out today
-me

 

[Tiny1337]

Sleep is God, Time to Worship

 

[Lordpils]

Why is it that whenever god speaks to someone he's always telling people to kill?

 

[Da Joz]

Dont Panic.

Dont stick your willy where it doesnt belong.

 

[lord canti]

Time stops for no man unless that man cast stop.

 

[Left4Meds]

Put the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

 

[BoxCutter]

Nothing worth having in life will come easy

 

[kickin wiing]

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die." - Peter Tosh

 

[white_salad]

Love isn't about finding the perfect person, it's about finding the broken person that you can fix
- me grandpappy

If life gives you lemons, make lemon aid. If life throws you a curveball, make lemon aid. If at first you don't succeed, make me some more god damn lemon aid!

 

[Lordpils]

Put the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I had his liver with some fava beans and a nice kiante.

 

[cantthinkofausername]

It is an inevitable fact that he who seeks to destroy has already destroyed himself.

I don't know if that is a real quote but I actually came up with that myself. I'm sure someone else has made something similar though.

As something I do know as a quote -

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine what you did as success." I saw this on The Colbert Report. (Or however you spell his last name.)

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I've got one... and it's serious too.

A smart man will quote others. A smarter man will be quoted by others. -Mookie_Magnus.

What do you think? Although, you could replace smart for wise, and still get the same effect.

 

[molester jester]

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.