Scarlett Johansson Clone

[L.B. Jeffries]

By this point, you're probably aware of the fact that Johansson has been outted as a genetic clone of some poor innocent hot girl [http://defamer.com/393521/scarlett-johansson-clonegate-blows-lid-off-actresss-illegal-genetic-twin].

"That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady"

Now I'm not one to judge the reliability of a source like this because the appeal of cloning celebrities is just too interesting. Wouldn't it be cool if this was true?

Off the top of my head I'm thinking we could use another Grace Kelly and Ingrid Bergman. You could also talk me into a fifth Indiana Jones provided Harrison Ford was young again and there were no aliens. I'd be up for cloning Alfred Hitchcock as well.

What celebrity do you wish was young again, do you wish was just alive again?

 

[ThaBenMan]

Definitely John Belushi, and maybe Chris Farley.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Wait, isn't this the plot of "The Island?"

 

[Jimmyjames]

I would like to make my own clone of Scarlett... except make her about 6" taller... she is SHORT and I'm so very tall.

 

[KungFuMaster]

And that's my limit of intarwebz tomfoolery for the day...time to play video games, I guess.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I'd clone her!

 

[KendayTheAbsolute]

freddie mercury(singer of queen DUH)
cliff berton(first bassist of metallica)

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

darn, they are on to me. I'll have to move my lair. I'll have to take my cryogenicly frozen PurpleRain with me, I need his blood to raise another army of ninjas.

 

[AgentNein]

I'd clone Phil Hartman. Hell, I'd clone the entire cast of News Radio, and have them make new episodes for pellets.

 

[MrBrightside919]

George Carlin...nuff said

 

[Arionis]

I'd clone.....my girlfriend. Double fun. AND it's not cheating! 8D

 

[Arionis]

Oh, and Mitch Hedburg if it's still possible.

He was fucking awesome.

 

[Virgil]

By this point, you're probably aware of the fact that Johansson has been outted as a genetic clone of some poor innocent hot girl [http://defamer.com/393521/scarlett-johansson-clonegate-blows-lid-off-actresss-illegal-genetic-twin].

I approve of this use of technology.

Also, Douglas Adams.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Sexiest. Experiment. Ever.

 

[Erana]

NEVER [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FlnJ2QYjkk&feature=related] bring her back from the dead!

Oh, wait... Wrong Scarlet.

 

[wewontdie11]

I'd clone Lucy Pinder about 20 times. I know she's not dead but there are 40 perfectly good reasons why I still would...

Also James Brown. Another lifetime of funk classics would be amazing.

 

[Bolverk]

Brandon Lee
No question

 

[N.K]

Dolph Lundgren - he's getting kinda old, also he's totally science-y so he should be up for it!

Wait, isn't this the plot of "The Island?"

I was just thinking that!

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I is confusored?!?!????

On topic: John Belushi. If that guy had a religion I would join it.

Though I do like wewontdie11's idea it is...interesting, very very interesting. And tempting. And Brilliant.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

None plz. Less celebrities, not more.
EDIT: Though I must say, I wouldn't mind having a Summer Glau of my own.
Or a Sean Maher. Mmmm, Sean Maher.
...I'm straight. I swear.

It's not gay if they have a cult following, don't worry. If he hadn't been on Serenity then...