Scarlett Johansson Clone

[Reaperman Wompa]

None plz. Less celebrities, not more.
EDIT: Though I must say, I wouldn't mind having a Summer Glau of my own.
Or a Sean Maher. Mmmm, Sean Maher.
...I'm straight. I swear.

It's not gay if they have a cult following, don't worry. If he hadn't been on Serenity then...

It's not gay unless there's kissing.
...There would be kissing. But that's not the point.

Kissing is alright, watch old war movies from back when men would beat the crap out of metrosexuals on sight. Hell even the spartans liked a bit of man on man, but they all knew the First rule of "Is it gay?".

It's not gay if there isn't any eye contact.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Spoiler: Max the reaper posts

None plz. Less celebrities, not more.
EDIT: Though I must say, I wouldn't mind having a Summer Glau of my own.
Or a Sean Maher. Mmmm, Sean Maher.
...I'm straight. I swear.

It's not gay if they have a cult following, don't worry. If he hadn't been on Serenity then...

It's not gay unless there's kissing.
...There would be kissing. But that's not the point.

Kissing is alright, watch old war movies from back when men would beat the crap out of metrosexuals on sight. Hell even the spartans liked a bit of man on man, but they all knew the First rule of "Is it gay?".

It's not gay if there isn't any eye contact.

Spoiler

Yeah, look into those eyes and tell me you wouldn't...look into those eyes.
...Er, yeah. I guess I'm gay for the Firefly crew.

*sigh*

*goes and looks at Scarlett Johannson photo for 5 minutes to get Hetero-ness back*

...And I'm back.