I totally read this as "Crank out the pretty green penis" the first time I glanced at it.llubtoille said:Crank out the pretty green pens imo!
Mmm, if all my errors came back in glitter green, I'd make more mistakes me thinks.
I chuckled, hard.
I totally read this as "Crank out the pretty green penis" the first time I glanced at it.llubtoille said:Crank out the pretty green pens imo!
Mmm, if all my errors came back in glitter green, I'd make more mistakes me thinks.
That is going in my list of favourite quotes. Best thing I have read all month.Red is clear. Red means stop, danger, or beef if it's Oxo. Green means continue, this is ok, or vegetable. I will not teach vegetables.
How can someone be offended by the color red?Trippy Turtle said:My teachers use red ink for correct answers as well... Why is everything so overly sensitive. If I went out and insulted every person in the universe then they would live. Who cares if someone takes offense, its called being a human.
That's a really good idea. Do away with the whole idea of "years" ("grades" in the US). Everyone starts at "level 1" in all subjects, and have each subject's level completely unrelated to the level of every other subject. Students with a natural affinity for certain subjects will be able to reach advanced study in those areas quickly, while subjects you have a difficult time with you will progress through much more slowly and be able to stay in the lower levels of those subjects until you grasp them well enough to pass.Do4600 said:If we had a system of education that assigned "experience points" to certain fundamental concepts in different branches of education then we could create a system to educate students based on what they actually know instead of what they are supposed to know. For instance, you could have a student with a mathematics "level" of 3, a reading "level" of 5 and a science "level" of 4, that student could go to a math class for level 3 a reading course for level 5 and science class for level 4.
This way the student wouldn't be bored in a "level" 4 reading class, be falling behind in a "level" 4 math course and be perfect for the "level" 4 science class.
That's because your teacher was actually a worshipper of Tzeentch hence the use of the purple pen. Most teachers are obviously followers of Khorne and must supply a constant stream of student blood and skulls for his mighty throne! This is why they use red pens. At least, that was how it worked at my school anyway...............Viral_Lola said:In high school, I had a teacher correct our homework in purple ink because we had a color blind student in the class. Also because she really liked the color purple. As for me? Eh... It's a color. Sure it's depressing when I get something back that looks like it had been used as a band-aid but I learn from my mistakes and try to not to make the same mistakes again.