Please, Giraffe sex is better. Just youtube itLauren Admire said:Don't you mean rather AWESOME topic?Lord_Ascendant said:Jeez, even Ducks get more action than me
Just joking, rather odd topic for today dontcha think Lauren?
Please, Giraffe sex is better. Just youtube itLauren Admire said:Don't you mean rather AWESOME topic?Lord_Ascendant said:Jeez, even Ducks get more action than me
Just joking, rather odd topic for today dontcha think Lauren?
If anything, you should expand the list to include seals. And ducks. This article has convinced me that not only is duck hunting a good idea, it is a holy crusade.Neonbob said:Well, I flipped a coin to decide if I should click those links.
Suffice to say, that was incredibly weird.
Oh, and I am a little conflicted about that pod of whales now...DAMN.
Rrrrrrrraaaa!
*passes out*
*regains consciousness*
After consulting myself, I have realized I cannot afford to set a merciful precedent.
As "d'awww" inspiring as that was, whales are still in need of extermination.
Y'know...I do believe I'll take that under consideration.paragon1 said:If anything, you should expand the list to include seals. And ducks. This article has convinced me that not only is duck hunting a good idea, it is a holy crusade.Neonbob said:Well, I flipped a coin to decide if I should click those links.
Suffice to say, that was incredibly weird.
Oh, and I am a little conflicted about that pod of whales now...DAMN.
Rrrrrrrraaaa!
*passes out*
*regains consciousness*
After consulting myself, I have realized I cannot afford to set a merciful precedent.
As "d'awww" inspiring as that was, whales are still in need of extermination.
Well, if it will help your decision, consider this!Neonbob said:Y'know...I do believe I'll take that under consideration.paragon1 said:If anything, you should expand the list to include seals. And ducks. This article has convinced me that not only is duck hunting a good idea, it is a holy crusade.Neonbob said:Well, I flipped a coin to decide if I should click those links.
Suffice to say, that was incredibly weird.
Oh, and I am a little conflicted about that pod of whales now...DAMN.
Rrrrrrrraaaa!
*passes out*
*regains consciousness*
After consulting myself, I have realized I cannot afford to set a merciful precedent.
As "d'awww" inspiring as that was, whales are still in need of extermination.
Something that damn weird...I don't know if we should keep it.
And I'm not all that averse to more explosions >:-D
...THOSE BASTARDS!paragon1 said:Well, if it will help your decision, consider this!Neonbob said:Y'know...I do believe I'll take that under consideration.
Something that damn weird...I don't know if we should keep it.
And I'm not all that averse to more explosions >:-D
Ducks have been known to cause airplane crashes! That's right, they can kill us, while we are in the sky. Know how they do it? They get sucked into the engines, or crash into the cockpit. So not only are they trying to kill us, they're devoted enough to the idea to commit suicide! That's fanaticism right there! Who deserves death more than bunch of raping, suicidal, fanatics? (except whales, of course)
I knew there was a reason I bought that AA gun...Neonbob said:...THOSE BASTARDS!paragon1 said:Well, if it will help your decision, consider this!Neonbob said:Y'know...I do believe I'll take that under consideration.
Something that damn weird...I don't know if we should keep it.
And I'm not all that averse to more explosions >:-D
Ducks have been known to cause airplane crashes! That's right, they can kill us, while we are in the sky. Know how they do it? They get sucked into the engines, or crash into the cockpit. So not only are they trying to kill us, they're devoted enough to the idea to commit suicide! That's fanaticism right there! Who deserves death more than bunch of raping, suicidal, fanatics? (except whales, of course)
A new vendetta is born!
The flying annoyances shall fall to nuclear wrath!
Muahahahaaaaaa!
Wait...you don't think it was for solicitors?paragon1 said:I knew there was a reason I bought that AA gun...Neonbob said:...THOSE BASTARDS!
A new vendetta is born!
The flying annoyances shall fall to nuclear wrath!
Muahahahaaaaaa!
Yeah, and they always seem to call when your eating dinner too. It's like they're watching the house or something. It's half the reason I put them on The List. The other half being that they're never actually selling anything I want.Neonbob said:Wait...you don't think it was for solicitors?paragon1 said:I knew there was a reason I bought that AA gun...Neonbob said:...THOSE BASTARDS!
A new vendetta is born!
The flying annoyances shall fall to nuclear wrath!
Muahahahaaaaaa!
I know that's what I got mine for...
Stupid knife salesmen. They kept calling.
had me honest to gods head-back-ribs-aching laughing, fighting for air, and tearing up. Between that and the guy with ruler measuring the amazing corkscrew penis, this was just absolutely awesome. I even learned a few new words: allomaternalism, hypercrisy, and ducksnatch (all of which, coincidentally, my browser does not know--but I'm certainly gonna teach them to it!). Absolutely astounding. "...explodes out of its sac like a heat-seeking missile and quickly deposits the sperm within seconds" Is quite possibly going on my facebook, with proper attribution. Thanks Lauren!labyrinthine ducksnatch tunnels
Your concept of AWESOME is somewhat bizarre. Though, the whole evolution of duck sex does sorta inspire awe. The "that's batshit insane" kind of awe.Lauren Admire said:Don't you mean rather AWESOME topic?Lord_Ascendant said:Jeez, even Ducks get more action than me
Just joking, rather odd topic for today dontcha think Lauren?