Science Finds Male Nerds Likely to be Virgins

Double A

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Is the latest field in science "The Complete Obvious?"

First the "Nerds get Bullied" article, and now this...
 

Keela

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
When was being a virgin decided as a bad thing anyway?
Ever since modern culture, when a sixth grade guy that I knew a few years back got laid after a school dance and thought is was his life's greatest accomplishment. Glad I'm not friends with that type.
 

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Samah said:
In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and the sky is blue (usually).
Also, your dog wants steak, the Pope is Catholic, and a bear shits in the woods.
 

kotorfan04

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Holy hell, me being a social outcast and playing WoW in my spare time means I might not get laid? Thank you science, I thought it was because I... oh fuck it, I think the sarcasm is sufficient.

Related note: Considering that one of the smartest groups out there are socially ostracized and shunned by the opposite sex, what do you think the odds are they will build a giant death ray and demand that anyone meeting their qualifications of nerd be allowed sex whenever they want it? I would say pretty damn likely.
 

Straz

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This is kinda...
Shocking for me guise.
Nerds don't get laid?
It's not like THAT has been portrayed and stereotyped in popular culture and television for generations or anything...
 

Straz

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GreyWolf257 said:
...No...really. We needed a STUDY to tell us that.

Oh, and nerds are the ones who become the jocks' bosses after high school, and THOSE nerds get all of the power-related p*ssy. [No offense, its just true].
Indeedy.
No disagreements with that asserion over here.
 

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Logan Frederick said:
Dr. Chris Ganora, who was a local science student prior to graduating, disputed the claims. He remarked, "Although we may have been a little nerdier than the other students, let's just say the gender ratio wasn't as bad as engineering."
In my graduating class of Mechanical Engineering, out of about thirty to forty students, we had, maybe, three girls.

Granted, the overall male/female ratio of my school was 3:1, but I think this demonstrates that engineering was EXCEPTIONALLY below average.

Of course, if I really wanted to get laid I would have just gone to Law School.
 

DanDeFool

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Double A said:
Is the latest field in science "The Complete Obvious?"

First the "Nerds Get Bullied" article, and now this...
I think were supposed to be interested in the causes behind these phenomena and what we can do to correct the resulting negative impacts, than just having someone tell us that they happen. Although the "Nerds are Virgins" article gave some fairly obvious explanations in this regard, I thought the "Nerds Get Bullied" article was a bit more interesting in this respect.
 

ottenni

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Soooo, becoming a physicist wont get me laid. Damn. Back to square one then.

On a serious note then. So what is different between nerd males and nerd females?
 

Bane_Star

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Its the opposite in Russia, I work in a company of Nerds, and their girlfriends and wives are HOT, and they're married to some great women by the time they are 21, and they've been togethe rfor an average of 4 years before marriage.

The 'Jocks' are lucky to get laid, because their mostly drunk and homeless by 25.
 

RJ Dalton

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Okay, seriously: who the hell is convincing governments to waste money on studies like this? What comes next? A study about what kind of pants make your butt look big?
There are more important things out in the world to be researching than who lays who.