Science Unlocks Big Head Mode For Ants

[Moontouched-Moogle]

So this would make Ehab Abouheif the AntAgonizer. Someone adamantly call the Mechanist before these mutants get out of hand. Or maybe just have a can of ant ifreeze ready at all times.

You missed one.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

(DO NOT LOOK UP RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT OUT OF CURIOSITY.)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/russian-sleep-experiment

It's fake. And the ending was lame, anyway.

Of course it's fake... Just because it's fake doesn't mean it can't scare me.

I couldn't reach the ending. I had to try and sleep.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Well, this can only end well...

Spoiler: OH GOD, WHY?!

 

[him over there]

Why, scientists?

I swear they all get together once or twice a year and say "So, what can we do this year to scare the shit out of ordinary people?"
"I have an idea, Sir"
"Yes Arthur?"
"Let's supersize Ants. But only the parts that can cause pain."
"EXCELLENT."

No, that would be the people at CERN engineering a super virus that so far they can't kill for the sole reason of studying it. The big head ant thing is really cool and safe. People are like "we need to prepare for the big headed ants" but these things are less threatening than normal ones. They are rare and you don't see them because they usually die. If they were making the whole ant giant then you can be scared.

 

[srm79]

oh no. i just pictured the local ants like that.. they are called inchman for a reason and yes they are an inch long and damn hard to kill

To be fair though, the list of wildlife indigenous to Oz which won't try and kill you reads as follows:

1) Algae.
2) Some of the Sheep.

 

[luckshot]

wake me when we accidentally get them to breath fire

 

[Thyunda]

These aren't your father's ants.
These are great ants.
Which, I suppose, does make them your father's ants...

Confused?

Spoiler

Ant->aunt

Except I'm English, so aunt = 'arnt'.

That just arn't right.

That was just bad grammar.

I cant apologize for my relentless pursuit of the perfect pun.

Y'know, if Immanuel Kant's universal maxims were to apply here, you would be morally evil.

...Wow. I'd've thought it would take a carpenter to cobbull together a pun like that. You're on fire today, soldier.

...I fear I've been bested.

 

[antidonkey]

This certainly won't be part of my nightmares tonight. Thank you, Escapist. Thank you very much.

 

[ThaBenMan]

That's pretty horrifying. Imagine a horde of those things attacking your picnic!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

THEM!

Aw shit, just wait until the rest of their body grows to that size.

Snip

Very, very close to an actual film .

[tokerface]Whoa...It's almost like...I knew...[/tokerface]

 

[Nouw]

THEM!

Aw shit, just wait until the rest of their body grows to that size.

Snip

Very, very close to an actual film .

[tokerface]Whoa...It's almost like...I knew...[/tokerface]

I admittedly haven't seen it *hangs head in shame* so I didn't know there were such people. And yes you can laugh, I laughed too.