Clearly this is the most important scientific discovery of the decade, until they find hangover cures.
From what I understand from my Aussie cousin, they don't actually drink it, they just export it.Grey Carter said:Not "people" per-se. Australians.Shamanic Rhythm said:Are you trying to tell me that people actually drink Fosters?Grey Carter said:Now, what any self-respecting ale-head will tell you is that strong beers already age very well. This new barley is really only relevant to the flavorless goat pee that makes up the vast majority of successful canned beers. To wit; This new barley probably won't make Foster's taste any better, but at least it can't make it any worse.
oh that's going to be a hilarious new insult to add to my arsenalTheIronDuke said:The implication that we drunk Fosters had much higher priority on the scale of insults.Boris Goodenough said:I like how you take offense to being told you drink Fosters but not to the implication that you're not a real human because you live in Australia.gyroscopeboy said:Australian male, and i've never drunk a Fosters in my life...In fact the only time I've seen it advertised was in a closed bar window in Seattle.
Fosters is the most famous Australian beer we never drink.
Insult someone with something relating to them liking VB. about 90% of Australians will come down on you with the fury of all the gods at once if you try to imply they like VB.gmaverick019 said:oh that's going to be a hilarious new insult to add to my arsenalTheIronDuke said:The implication that we drunk Fosters had much higher priority on the scale of insults.Boris Goodenough said:I like how you take offense to being told you drink Fosters but not to the implication that you're not a real human because you live in Australia.gyroscopeboy said:Australian male, and i've never drunk a Fosters in my life...In fact the only time I've seen it advertised was in a closed bar window in Seattle.
Fosters is the most famous Australian beer we never drink.
"YOU FOSTERS DRINKING SCALAWAG. YEAH THATS RIGHT, YOU DRINK THAT PISS."
Oh you're so funny... Trying to trick the tourists into drinking the swill that is VB.VanQ said:You won't find any Foster's here, mate. We export that shit because we refuse to drink it yet Americans pay top dollar for it because it's Australian and Beer at the same time.Grey Carter said:Not "people" per-se. Australians.Shamanic Rhythm said:Are you trying to tell me that people actually drink Fosters?Grey Carter said:Now, what any self-respecting ale-head will tell you is that strong beers already age very well. This new barley is really only relevant to the flavorless goat pee that makes up the vast majority of successful canned beers. To wit; This new barley probably won't make Foster's taste any better, but at least it can't make it any worse.
Toohey's and VB are what you want to be drinking if you want good Aussie beer.
will remember that, i don't have shit for money now but i do want to visit australia someday and i'm sure i'll pucker my tourist lips up real nice before trolling on some australians with asking for some delicious VBYingDerpington said:Insult someone with something relating to them liking VB. about 90% of Australians will come down on you with the fury of all the gods at once if you try to imply they like VB.gmaverick019 said:oh that's going to be a hilarious new insult to add to my arsenalTheIronDuke said:The implication that we drunk Fosters had much higher priority on the scale of insults.Boris Goodenough said:I like how you take offense to being told you drink Fosters but not to the implication that you're not a real human because you live in Australia.gyroscopeboy said:Australian male, and i've never drunk a Fosters in my life...In fact the only time I've seen it advertised was in a closed bar window in Seattle.
Fosters is the most famous Australian beer we never drink.
"YOU FOSTERS DRINKING SCALAWAG. YEAH THATS RIGHT, YOU DRINK THAT PISS."
Oh you're so funny... Trying to trick the tourists into drinking the swill that is VB.VanQ said:You won't find any Foster's here, mate. We export that shit because we refuse to drink it yet Americans pay top dollar for it because it's Australian and Beer at the same time.Grey Carter said:Not "people" per-se. Australians.Shamanic Rhythm said:Are you trying to tell me that people actually drink Fosters?Grey Carter said:Now, what any self-respecting ale-head will tell you is that strong beers already age very well. This new barley is really only relevant to the flavorless goat pee that makes up the vast majority of successful canned beers. To wit; This new barley probably won't make Foster's taste any better, but at least it can't make it any worse.
Toohey's and VB are what you want to be drinking if you want good Aussie beer.
Out of the several hundred beer consuming individuals I know, only 2 of them will say that VB doesn't taste like a dog pissed directly in your mouth.
Nah. Australians don't drink it. Foster's is a homage to what they DO drink. Much in the same way all the Chinese food in the U.S. isn't precisely Chinese but a version of it made FOR us.Grey Carter said:Not "people" per-se. Australians.Shamanic Rhythm said:Are you trying to tell me that people actually drink Fosters?Grey Carter said:Now, what any self-respecting ale-head will tell you is that strong beers already age very well. This new barley is really only relevant to the flavorless goat pee that makes up the vast majority of successful canned beers. To wit; This new barley probably won't make Foster's taste any better, but at least it can't make it any worse.
No one "LIKES" VB, but walk into 90% of regional pubs and most people will be downing schooners of it, because it's cheap and familiar.YingDerpington said:Insult someone with something relating to them liking VB. about 90% of Australians will come down on you with the fury of all the gods at once if you try to imply they like VB.
Out of the several hundred beer consuming individuals I know, only 2 of them will say that VB doesn't taste like a dog pissed directly in your mouth.