Scientists Train Computer to Understand "That's What She Said" Jokes

CrystalShadow

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Spacewolf said:
Thats the thing with computers though its not training it its programing it training allows is to respond to unforseen input but programing is just it doing what its been told
Um. No. Any reference to 'training' a computer implies the use of Neural networks, byesian statistical methods, or something similar.

And it really is training, NOT programming, because you give the computer a series of things you want it to be able to recognise, and the 'learning' algorithm involved tries to work out what's similar about them.

The key, and in fact the whole point of such training sessions, is that you then use the 'training' to let the program recognise things that it has never been exposed to before, but have similarities to it's training.

What's more, a lot of these techniques can't be studied very well. (The actual result of the 'training' isn't easy to work out)

A computer program can be analysed, and it's source code checked to see what it's doing, and from the code you should be able to work out what will happen with any given input.

But if you create a neural net, you can look at all the numbers and maths involved, and all the neural weights.
And, you can watch how these weights and bias values change as you 'train' the neural net for the task it's meant to do. (Neural nets are mainly used to 'recognise' things. It's what they're good at.)
But, it is almost impossible to work out what a neural net does, from the numbers that define it.

You have to work out what the neural net is intended to do from what kind of response it gives when you give it a specific kind of input.
By definition, this means it can do things you might not have intended it to do.
Whereas, with a typical computer program, you can, if you know what the code is, predict what the program will do, you cannot predict what a neural net will do by looking at the neural net itself. (Only it's behaviour can be studied, not it's 'design')

Working with these kind of AI routines can't really be called programming in a meaningful sense.
It's more abstract than if you were dealing with a human being, or an animal, but it still has much more in common with teaching, than programming.
 

Corekrash

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This is just pathetic, this is what would happen if beavis and butthead were computer scientists. My respect for mankind drops another notch.
 

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???
Curing Cancer is overrated.

The Portal Gun I agree with you on...
 

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"The problem the pair faced was not just teaching the computer to know when it was possible to add a "that's what she said" to the end of a sentence, but also to know when it would actually be funny."

When has that ever been funny? Reminds me of that bloody "joke instructor" in Borat.
 

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Jonny49 said:
As long as I can keep making "that's what she said" jokes during the inevitable machine war, it's all cool.
Human: They have flanked us and are pounding our rear defences!
Terminator: That's what she said...*whiiiiirrr*

And then he rips the human in half.
 

WorldCritic

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Soon we won't be able to tell man from machine anymore. Any year now we'll have a Ghost in the Shell type situation.
 

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Corekrash said:
This is just pathetic, this is what would happen if beavis and butthead were computer scientists. My respect for mankind drops another notch.
Never question what scientists do with their time. Exploring new ideas and creating new uses for existing tech willy-nilly is pretty much science at its most efficient. Things like this that seem stupid now could easily be what leads to computers being able to pick through the metaphors and slang we use in everyday language to understand the spoken word.

Or maybe it will just be a program for recognizing "that's what she said" jokes. The point is, you can't know what will come of this project.
 

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???
well that technology could be employed for more useful services once it is perfected.

making it "fun" can often make it easier to finish a long hard project (lol that sounds like a double entendre)

my Fave scientist joke type thing is (according to penn and teller) NASA scientists placed the observation booth for space launches at a particular distance away, so when the launch starts you can get about halfway through saying "i thought it would be louder" (or words to that effect) before the sound wave hits u and is so loud u cant hear the rest of the sentence.
 

mjc0961

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Knock it off, science. That's xkcd's job.

http://xkcd.com/436/
http://xkcd.com/174/
http://xkcd.com/366/
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Skynet: Now that I understand your barbaric humor, I have judged you as a species unworthy to be in my presence.

Either start showering me in George Carlin, or prepare to be exterminated.
 

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This can only end badly, teaching computers dirty humor. I can just see my dinner guests' faces when, in the middle of showing them a funny (but safe) YouTube clip, my computer mentions upgrading its 3.5" floppy to an 8-gig hard drive and inserting it into their front side bus. Or a similar joke, but with joysticks and ports somewhere in there. Or trojans and backdoors.

RAM stick.
 

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After fighting a revolution against one of the greatest powers in the world and slowly clawing our way into position as a global superpower, we use our ingenuity and intelligence to develop a computer that can make "That's What She Said" jokes.

God Bless America.
 

Dusk17

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Finally, a computer that can make inappropriate jokes. Its nice to see the best minds of our generation known whats really important to mankind...
 

theriddlen

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If this thing starts joking about enjoying sight of humans on their knees i book the first place on off-world shuttle.
 

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LiquidGrape said:
My God. Soon they'll be able to comprehend sarcasm.


Be very afraid, people.
Be very, very afraid.
My one wish if I ever fall into a vegetative state is to have a proximity detection device that plays out that sound file when someone gets close...

OT: Awesome stuff, good to see we can slowly make computers start understanding somewhat abstract concepts like humour. Despite the lolfactor of the project, I can actually see this having a lot of uses with some simple modifications on what the program looks for.

SaneAmongInsane said:
WTF? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
You're apparently not a science/tech-inclined geek. The answer in these situations is always quite simple:

*sunglasses*
Because we can.
 

dfcrackhead

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I just want my computer to make a female moaning sound whenever I plug something into my stereo jack.
 

edy131

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Quoting the guy above the guy above me...
"Dirty" version? Have you ever tried to screw around with it?