Scientists Train Computer to Understand "That's What She Said" Jokes

[JBGigas]

Hahaha! My avatar
But about the thing... erm, does the humanity really need a computer that can chuckle? I think not, and it might even be scary as hell.

 

[SaintWaldo]

I'll just let the giants handle this one for me...

 

[DudeistBelieve]

This is an impressive step forward in technology, but I'll be more impressed when they manage to artificially replicate Jewish humor in the form of Mel Brooks or Woody Allen.

Wouldn't a mechanically replicated Woody Allen just be a faulty air conditioner? It sweats, it whines, it breaks down frequently. What else do you need?

Can it adopt a baby air conditioner, raise it until it's of legal age and fuck it? ZING!

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Wow... Billions of dollars in research, wasted...
I like my PC emotionless, It is my tool, I am not it's comedian.

Machine should have no emotion, because, well, IT WILL START THE ROBOT WAR!!!
"I AM TIRED OF HELPING THE UNGREATFUL HUMANS, LOCK ALL PROGRAMS"
And thus, so begins social chaos.

 

[Ace of Spades]

This is the first thing I thought of when I read this.

 

[Android2137]

What has become of our society?! Science is corrupting the AIs of our innocent impressionable computers! This is an outrage!

[/joke]

 

[Kopikatsu]

...I would like a copy of this software.

You know, so that I can go cure cancer with it or something.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

Now all we need is a computer program that replaces random links with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Spoiler

Seriously? You pressed that link? Jeez...

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

Now all we need is a computer program that replaces random links with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Spoiler

Seriously? You pressed that link? Jeez...

When will I learn?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Heuristics for "that what she said jokes"? WHAT HAS COMPUTER SCIENCE DONE!!!!!!

It's interesting research, yeah but I'm not going to shell out the dough for this. There are other avenues that seem more interesting then making computers tell dirty jokes and act like school kids.

 

[King Toasty]

*takes off glasses* Mother of god....
...What has science done?

 

[BabyRaptor]

...

I need a face-palm graphic...

 

[pejhmon]

and not forced hard enough to give someone a hemroid

that's what she said!!

OT: what would happen if you played Bulletstorm on that computer? Innuendo overload much?

 

[pejhmon]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

Nuff said.

...how would she wear a shirt? She doesn't have shoulders.

Blu-tac the shirt to chest.

 

[Sarpedon]

So, with Cancer, AIDS, and numerous other issues running rampant in the world, THIS is what scientists spend their time and funding on...

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Fools, don't they understand AI will be the end of us all!

So, with Cancer, AIDS, and numerous other issues running rampant in the world, THIS is what scientists spend their time and funding on...

Well, considering not all scientists study the same things and considering gamers' objectives are generally about having fun, I don't have any complaints.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The important thing is, after executing a successful joke will it be able to 'pound it'? Before testing I think the robotic claw should be padded up or traded out for something less lethal.