Screw Prom

[A big red rooster]

Agreed. Prom blows.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Screw porn: Is there any other kind?

Nail porn? Nut porn?

(I got nothin'.)

 

[A big red rooster]

Screw porn: Is there any other kind?

Nail porn? Nut porn?

(I got nothin'.)

Oh, that's nasty.

 

[Bajaraja]

I did go to prom for about 15 min, what a waste of time and money; then again, that pretty much describes high school.
One college grad later and I still have no regrets and couldn't care less.

Anyways, you could just be chill and do:
LAN party, w/ pizza, reefer cake, etc.
Laser Tag
Paint Ball

A few of my friends were (are still?) stoners, so we ended up in some weird situations
You could try some new things...
Get wasted
tag/beat up a friend/enemy/random vehicle
homemade pipe bombs (don't ask)
homemade thermite (definitely don't ask)
crash prom
Strip club
hookers and blow
18-year-old virgins... wait wut?

I'm just sayin' man. it's just one night.
PS: Or if you do go to prom bring a condom, lube, and a cucumber.

 

[fesc]

Why would you make hash-brownies when drugs are for losers?

 

[humantis]

I totally though the topic said "Screw Porn" and misconstrued a lot of what has been said, it was awkward. Glad to have figured it all out.

 

[Silbena]

OOOOH, I know, I know, I know!

Get a blow-up pool, but instead of putting water in it, put in copious amounts of lube... and don't tell anyone it's not water... and make sure no-one can have/there is no shower near by. *snickers evilly*

 

[Deadlock Radium]

And why I shouldn't have 3 crazy parties in a row.

MEGA HANGOVER!

Ontopic: Use the money to rent GoKarts and blue overalls and red and green sweaters and have a Mario kart race in the streets. You'll be the most awesome person alive among your friends if you play Mario Kart in real life.
If some girls show up in a prom dress, invite them to race as Peach!

Spoiler: Like this:

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EDIT: This thread is awfully close to derailing because of the people thinking it was porn...

 

[phimax100]

Clearly, you should have an epic Lan party. Everyone could get a couple games all of you could play together. And you'd still have enough left for some awesome snacks.

 

[whycantibelinus]

I've decided not to go my senior prom, seeing as how a) the people in my school talk about the post-prom party without any supervision, b) I'm sure I can think of better ways to spend $180 to celebrate the end of high school, and c) prom isn't very important to me.

So my friends and I have decided to set up a "Screw Prom Budget", with each of us contributing what would be our prom fee ($180). Since there's about 5-6 of us, we have about $900.

Escapists, give me suggestions on how to spend this money for an epic end-of-high-school-blow-out.

I'm thinking about making some hash-brownies, getting some alcohol, having a slip-and-slide/water-gun fight at my park at night, followed by using the rest for bail the following morning.

Edit: I found a few paper-scribblings:
-rent a pickup, put tarp in the back... jacuzzi?
-halo 1 drinking game: play entire campaign legendary, one shot for every death

Good for you, I didn't go to my prom. I had no desire whatsoever to do so and I don't regret it at all.

On another note, fuck my high school reunion, there is absolutely no one that I would want to fucking see that I went to high school with.

 

[Cowabungaa]

The way I figure it, if you're in a crowd of people more than 10, it's pretty much your own fault if you get bored. I mean, you could get acquainted with somebody new, or refine your dancing, hold a conversation with friends. It's not hard to keep yourself entertained unless you're really dedicated to not having fun, in my opinion.

Unless you don't like to dance nor feel like making a fool of yourself before people you all know but not like (and they don't really like you back) as was the case with my prom, and I indeed did not have a good time at all. It was a wasted evening, even though I got the opportunity to dress up in a tuxedo. But it didn't cost me a truckload of money, so meeh.

I do second your lasertag idea or, even better, paintball.

 

[Abigaill]

It depends if you think you'd regret not going later on. Remember that you'll probably only get one prom in your entire life, so it may pay to go, even if it won't be the most amazing experience like you'd expect it to be. I'm glad I went to my prom even though it really wasn't a lot of fun, because if I hadn't, I probably would've wondered what I had missed out on.Prom Dresses 2011 [http://www.nexteve.com/]

 

[Infinite Betsy]

You should buy an old car and some baseball bats, and beat the sh*t outta it. That would honestly be soooo awesome.

That would be actually be really fun. Who doesn't like being the shit out of an inanimate object? Awesome idea.

 

[erto101]

not Halo drinking game... I Wanna Be The Guy xD

 

[JIst00]

Go to Vegas with a shitload of narcotics and aclohol. Get a wasted. Get a hooker. Accidentally murder said hooker while screwing her. Bury her body in the desert.

THAT is a night out.

(Very Bad Things ftw)

 

[Seydaman]

Lan Party w/ strippers and nachos.

This
No wait, lan party with strippers and nachos IN A JACUZZI

 

[TyphoidMary]

The original plan seems to be the most fun. You can always add drunken water balloon hide and seek as well, which is fantastically fun, btw.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

not Halo drinking game... I Wanna Be The Guy xD

That'd be the most impossible thing EVER!
And think how hard it'd be when you're drunk on shots. xD

 

[Lavi]

Pfft, I spent $400 on a dress ;D This is like my one time to actually be girly. Not to mention I seek to a) kick some peoples' asses whom I've hated all year and b) look hotter than any of the usual sluts because nobody can tell with a tomboy.

 

[Criquefreak]

Kind of along the lines of what many others have suggested: rather than do something you're uncertain of do something you're certain you'll enjoy instead, especially when you're still going to be with friends and throwing nearly a thousand dollars at it.

From what I've heard about and read of prom experiences, I'm glad to have glossed over and completely forgot it existed in high school. Wasting any amount of money just to celebrate the end of high school, whooptie, it'd make more sense to be celebrating moving on to real life.

Anywho, Deadlock Radium's idea gets a digi-cookie. That is one impressive way to build some hardcore geekdom reputation that you'll probably never live down and even entertain people with.