Screw Prom

[APLovecraft]

funny but true story - during the last month of high school i was going out with a lovely girl from leeds who liked all the same stuff as i did and had a great time with, the morning after prom i was supposed to meet her parents or something so i promised her i wouldn't drink or stay out too late

SO got my tux got my hair cut etc got limo to prom with my friends, prom was boring as fuck and i got asked to an after party but declined cos of my gal, anyhoo got home checked my e-mails and i got one from her saying she didn't wanna see me no more....reason? my hair looked different :/

completely missed out on a sweet end of high school party

i would suggest get friends together and get wasted....maybe on a boat?

If you're not fucking with me with that story, then that girl is super-mega-completely-overly shallow.

Since you are on the escapist, I will assume that you are not someone who would break up with your girlfriend because one day their hair looks different.

I don't know about funny, I'd say your girl was a *****.

haha just detailing how in my experience, prom turned out to be a load of shite and thank you for your concern but i'm engaged (albeit to a completely different woman) and life is sweeeeeeet

Aww... that's not funny! That's sad! : (

Anyway, I heard it's not exactly safe to drink-and-sail...

you could always pay someone to sail it for you

Spoiler

oh yeah

 

[d3structor]

2 words: Road Trip.

With $900 you could get pretty far and road trips with friends build up some pretty good memories

 

[Paksenarrion]

Lan Party w/ strippers and nachos.

...in fact, forget the LAN party. Let's go, Mokuba.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

PIZZA AND MOUNTAIN DEW!

 

[Blondi3]

Meh, prom is overrated. Me and my friends didn't pay and went to a club instead. Snuck into prom later and left in 15m since, as expected, it was boring as hell. Went to the beach early morning and got wasted. Good times. Came home and slept entire day afterwords. Just have fun with friends. You might not see them for a long time once you guys go to college.

 

[slowpoke999]

I only clicked on this thread because I thought the title said screw porn...

 

[azncutthroat]

I'm not American, so please explain the problem of "the people in my school talk about the post-prom party without any supervision" to me.

It really has nothing to do with being American actually... it simply means that people are more interested in the after-prom party than the prom itself.

Also, my school dean supervises the prom. Yeah, the guy who gives out detentions and yells at everyone for not tucking their shirts in (I go a Catholic/private school).

b/c are just questions of sucking it up that one night. Think about it: The one defining moment, the last strive of the high school. You worked towards prom all that time, the one thing everyone does when they finish school. The last ritual. You don't just go the a dance, you go to the last dance.

Fuck if it's boring... Just get it over with, man.

When the fuck did prom become an obligation? If I'm going out, I'm going out with a fucking bang. I don't need to settle for boring.

And I've never been to any of my school dances.

Also, because everyone does it, I should too? Fuck that.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I don't plan on attending prom either. Highly overrated, in my opinion.

Hmmm... You should definitely shoot things. A lot. Just collect a bunch of broken crap, and shoot it. With guns.

Barring that, the Halo drinking game seems like a great idea.

 

[azncutthroat]

Haha, when I first read the thread title I thought it said "Screw Porn", and now I'm thuroughly disappointed...

Yeah me too.


OT: Get drunk on cheap booze and go to a local theater and heckle. When they try to kick you out say you payed good money for your tickets and you aren't leaving. Bring a camera.

That doesn't sound like fun... that sounds like being an asshole.

I'd rather invite the people in the theater to the slip-and-slide at the park. That way, someone else can refill the booze.

 

[2fish]

baking soda and vinegar, losts of it.
get a pool
fill it up
eat/drink it?

or you could buy out every post it note in a store then go post it everyones car that went to prom?

 

[TheTim]

Oh my god that halo drinking game is the best fucking idea ever!

But i wouldn't want to miss prom

 

[DominoSmith]

I say go. It could be the best night of your High School career. It was mine.

 

[azncutthroat]

In the united states you can't rent equipment unless you're 21 in most states and cars until you're 25.

Ah, don't worry. I have a secret legal weapon. Otherwise, how else could I get the booze?

Secondly, Holy shit what are they doing for your prom?
Ours was like I think $14 a ticket and it was in an aircraft museum. And post-prom carnival was like I think $6 a ticket. I paid for everything but my date's dress and I don't think even after dinner and prophylactics spent even $180. Damn

Umm... I think they just give a really classy dinner-and-dance party. They rent out a ball room and get the catering service to deliver food.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Do whatever you like really, but keep in mind you only get to graduate once.
Even if you hate high school, it's the end of it, and is worth celebrating.
It doesn't have to be at prom, but celebrate it nonetheless.

 

[wikicated]

FUCK YE PROM!

i say watch a movie make them brownies play some games listen to some tunes

enjoy your selfs and enhance it with teh moneys buy snacks drinks cheesy comestibles whatever

make it a euphoric night

 

[Sacman]

Lan Party w/ strippers and nachos.

you know what skrew the LAN and the Nachos
OT:
buy a Fender Jaguar and send it to 123 ABC street in Elk Grove California and I'll send you a video on how much fun I can have with $900...

 

[azncutthroat]

Ok, stay with me. First, you find a prison. Not maximum security, but still pretty tough. Using public information, you find out which construction company built it. You enter their building posing as AC repairmen. Steal the blueprints for the prison. Have them tattoed on your body, hidden in what appears to the untrained eye to be an elaborate mosaic of angels fighting demons. After studying the blueprints thoroughly, devise an elaborate but brilliant escape plan, with key parts of it hidden in you and your friends tattoos. Finally, you and your friends rob a bank, using illegal firearms to take everyone hostage. Get yourself arrested. At your trial, you should be able to request which prison you get sent to, due your lack of criminal history. Make sure you get sent to the one you've already "cracked", as they say. Now you are ready to begin your escape.


Waaay better then prom, trust me.

Dude... you're asking me and my friends... to pull an Ocean's Eleven on a budget of $900 or less?

...

Well, I guess we could make the money back if we submit it to America's Home Funniest Videos.

 

[Proctorninja]

watch a random anime series and take a drink every-time some character defies the laws of physics

 

[Hokutan]

Fight a bear in a cage that's on fire while falling from a plane.

 

[azncutthroat]

watch a random anime series and take a drink every-time some character defies the laws of physics

Even if I bought the cheapest liquor, I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be enough alcohol to actually take a hit for every broken law of physics in any anime.