Search bar jokes

[NeutralMunchHotel]

A man walks into a search bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a search bar. That was the last thing he ever did.

 

[terribleyetfun]

If you type google, into google, you will break the internet!

wait really
*googles google*
OH SHI-

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I cant remember who said it... but meh.

"Every time someone uses the search bar, it kills a kitten, those repeat threads are just trying to save the poor little kittens, do the right thing."

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Use the damn search bar...

I always thought it was to get to the slaughterhouse...

A boy watched his father go into the Search bar (the local pub). Later that day he was sent to collect his drunken father from said pub. When he went in and saw where his father was the local police officer arrested him(the boy) for underage drinking. The boy argued that he showed no signs of being drunk and could walk in a straight line and had good co-ordination. What reason did the officer have to believe
that the boy was drunk?

Answer: The boy complained about seeing double.

 

[DazZ.]

-jokesnip-

Please tell me I didnt just get that.

My joke:
The search bar. Badumtch!

... *shame*

 

[Player 2]

Why would you want to come up with any anyway? you're just encouraging the people who cry search bar at the start of every thread.

what? so telling someone that a thread has been done before and that a general amount of people don't like to see repeat threads is wrong?

Yes. It is. Nobody forces you to post in or even visit every thread.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

For more information on this subject, please use the search bar, and discover that there is already a 100 page database compiled on this very subject, just for you... we did this just yesterday, in fact, all because we love you. Yes, we did that all because the Escapist loves you... NOW GO USE THE SEARCH BAR, YOU INSOLENT NOVICE!!!

Note: I don't actually mind double posts... as long as the original post isn't still on the first page of the forum in "most recent" that is!

 

[New Troll]

Did you hear about the escapee who necroed his own thread because he was told to use the search bar in it?

 

[HentMas]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Use the damn search bar...

OHHH i see what you did there!!! YAY nice joke

A boy watched his father go into the the Search bar (the local pub). Later that day he was sent to collect his drunken father from said pub. When he went in and saw where his father was the local police officer arrested him(the boy) for underage drinking. The boy argued that he showed no signs of being drunk and could walk in a straight line and had good co-ordination. What reason did the officer have to believe
that the boy was drunk?

Answer: The boy complained about seeing double.

tooooo complex to even start to try and understand the joke!

ok mine!(STAND UP COMEDY)

hey, you know those things in the top right corner of the page called search bar?? hehh, isn´t it amazing that most of the people here need a proper tool to find the search bar?, -I WANA MAKE A POKEMON TREAD- says the eager newbie kid, after posting it people obviously had seing this before, how do they react? USE THE SEARCH BAR!! GOD DAMMIT to wich, if the internes hasn´t changed much since it was created, well, the kid will reply "where is it!?"

yeah... people need a search bar to find their search bar or something...

once a year my whife lets me have sex in any whay i fashion, one day i asked her for a some Oral, she smirked and told me -well, honey, have you upgraded your search bar?? i cant seem to find "IT"-

so i looked at her to the eye and told her -you cant find it?? hell!! THIS HAS BEING SAID BEFORE IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS-

i went to the air port the other day, in my airport they have this guys sitting in a booth giving information about several topics, i wanted to know where was the batroom and he said without raising his eyes from his paper "use the search bar", i went "what??" and he pointed at an automated helping system "use the search bar"... "oh... ok"



well... thats all i can think off now, perhaps some other time i could finish and post a video in you tube.

 

[wolfy098]

some of these scare me.......

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Yo momma so search bar, she search bar!

...I'm going to go hang myself.

i thought it was delightful.

in that i-should-go-hang-myself kind of way.

 

[ninja steve]

ninja steve gonna hang himself too

 

[savandicus]

A man is talking to his friends about how he cant seem to find a girlfriend when one of them interrupts him.
'You've done this topic 100 times before, just go to the search bar'

Badumchi

That was so terrible i think i gave myself cancer.

 

[fer-sure]

let me take you to a search bar, search bar, search bar~!
yes YOU, i wanna take you to a search bar!
i wanna take you to a search bar, search bar, search bar!


>_> damn that was hard to type, i kept on typing bra instead of bar and then one time i typed bear well theres my....joke...i suppose, parodies count as jokes right? =)

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Yo momma so search bar, she search bar!

...I'm going to go hang myself.

i thought it was delightful.

in that i-should-go-hang-myself kind of way.

That's really what I was aiming for.

well, mission accomplished.
it really could have been awful in an i-want-to-hang-myself kind of way.

but no, that wouldn't be allowed by master max.