Seduce Me Makes It - UPDATED

[Draconalis]

Hmmm... you could throw your money away on a game like this or, you know, spent it on a real date

I'd like to see the date that only costs 17 dollars.

 

[Iron Lightning]

I'm sorry, are we supposed to be outraged by this? It's just a little porn whose only exceptional characteristic is being refused to be featured on Steam. I can understand doing the first article on this but did it really deserve a follow-up?

Anyways, I'm glad that they made it, good for them. There are better porn games out there, though.

I'm a fan of D-Dub's Bonetown and Illusion's You Can't Escape the Heroine both for their decent, challenging gameplay and humor. Bonetown in particular is refreshingly liberated. Even Postal 3 didn't have real drug use in it. You Can't Escape the Heroine on the other hand is amusingly whimsical about its dark subject matter. Most importantly they're both pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself.

Maybe the Escapist should do an article on decent porn games. It would certainly get a load of hits both from happy perverts like me and the PC crowd.

 

[Jumwa]

Oh my!

I was already interested in this game, just because Western games that actually deal with sex are rare.

I, however, was less than interested due to what seemed to be a predictable premise.

Your description, on the other hand, sounds rather interesting. I'm still not sure I feel like dropping 17 bucks on it, and come to think of it I'd likely need some sort of compatible device to play it on, but I'm glad that it exists (and maybe when I finally get something that plays this sort of app, I'll pick it up).

My partner is planning to write a review on her blog (about feminism, gaming and other media) over here shortly: http://www.jmkeep.com/blog/

So maybe that'll help your decision when the time comes where you're thinking of getting it! : )

 

[Pinkamena]

I do not see why you would write an article on this game.

 

[saintdane05]

So, question: How "Lemony" is this game compared to others? Is it heterosexual sex for the sole purpose of procreation in missionary position, or does it ever get more, "exotic"?

 

[Carrots_macduff]

i hope this is the beginning of a tsunami of porn games. seeing as the majority of gamers are adults, games should cater to a variety of adult proclivities right? not just the violent ones

P.S. im very dissapointed that no one has tried to mad lib this sentence yet.
"She's unashamedly ***** ********** and over her *********"

also for anyone who thinks the whole tentacle thing is exclusive to animated porn, hasn't been fortunate enough to stumble upon some of the more discomforting live action tid bits. the more you know!

 

[RN7]

This game seems like a really bad attempt at creating an erotic visual novel that widely appeals to the Western audience.
It'll be interesting to see how this goes over.

I don't think that the creators even HEARD of the VN genre, these screenshots appear to be much more game-y than that. It seems more like they tried to reinvent the wheel by inventing an erotic game genre from scratch.

That sounds like a horrendous plan that can only from bad to worse. It should be quite entertaining to see how this game pans out in that regard.

 

[medv4380]

It's not really uncommon to see legit AO titles not listed on the ESRB web site. Example: X-Change is listed, however, all subsequent titles are not. They all have official AO ESRB titles, but it seems a number of years back the AO titles stopped being listed consistently.

 

[Cyrus Hanley]

And this game has got Master of Adventure Games, and whodathunkit, woman, Roberta Williams on the cover. (on the far right, if you're curious)

I highly doubt she considered sex games sexist if she appeared in one herself.

Wow, that's really Roberta Williams? I had no idea!

 

[Gothproxy]

Ok #1 - So THIS can get made, but an MMO about the Warhammer 40K universe cant?

Dude, this game probably cost less than $100,000 to make. A 40K MMO would be close to 1000X that. Seriously, AAA MMO's cost about 100M to make.

LOL...I'm just making fun of it. That, and I REAAALLLYY wanted that 40k MMO.

 

[Gothproxy]

Ok #1 - So THIS can get made, but an MMO about the Warhammer 40K universe cant?

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

okay, we can make a cheap and fast dating game in the warhammer universe with some quickly drawn and animated images.

trouble is, that all your endevours will end in a suspicion of having been seduced by slaanesh and subsequently will lead to you and everyone on the planet to get incinerated.

...you are my hero. The Emperor bless you.

 

[DoPo]

I'd, personally, kind of like seeing AO games on steam.

You just say that because you want Rapelay on Steam. Admit it!

A game where you can see naked women? What fantasy world is this?

But we already have Mass Effect. This game is totally ripping BioWare off.

So, when is the review due?

This week on Zero Punctuation. OK, I think Yahtzee is picking it up this week, so perhaps next week

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Okay, now I can see why a porn game would be fun. But... This game is over priced and it makes you play card games for aeries of still pictures with laughable dialogue? Seriously, I am sure there are better hentai comics (really good WoW ones actually) on the internet FOR FREE! As well as free videos in which you skip straight to the sex. Maybe I just don't have the patience.

So, yeah, the problem isn't that this game is offensive, no, it's that it has no right to exist...

 

[Vegosiux]

If controversy is a game's main source of recognition, I can't see it living too long...after all once it stops being "cool" and "rebellious" in the eyes of the gamers, they will see that there's not much more going for it.

I'm not going to judge this particular game, mind, but "caused an outrage" isn't reason enough for me to buy any game. It has to have some more substance than that. So, apart from it being a riot, what else does it have going for it that I couldn't get elsewhere?

I know, I know, I'm an advertiser's worst nightmare.

 

[search_rip]

Hmmm... you could throw your money away on a game like this or, you know, spent it on a real date

I'd like to see the date that only costs 17 dollars.

Oooh, I'm from México and I can tell you 17 dollars are enough for a movie date night or a theater play but yeah, damn economics haha ^_^

 

[BehattedWanderer]

So...it's a flash game about sex, and trying to seduce caricatures of women? The only difference between this and five hundred thousand of these on the internet already is that this is charging you outright for it. Though, I have something to admit, here.

"Pietra greets you in a steamy sauna. She's unashamedly ***** ********** and over her *********" meets the criteria."

I didn't understand that sentence at all. I don't know what that says about me. Could it be I still have a soul to be saved? Is it a sign?!

Because I too, can't find what that says, mostly out of my curiosity to read what dirty secrets lie under redactions, I'm tempted to find a copy of this somewhere. One assumes the number of asterisks hiding what is either hilariously or boringly filthy are not indicative of the actual word length, which is annoying.