Sega Lets You Play Videogames with Your Pee

[LadyRhian]

Why is it when I read this title I immediately thought Japan?

Also, I really dont want to know what the objective is of that game in picture 4.

That's the "use your pee/wind to blow up a girl's skirt" game. It was mentioned in the article. What's next, poo-poo bombardiers?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Why is it when I read this title I immediately thought Japan?

Also, I really dont want to know what the objective is of that game in picture 4.

That's the "use your pee/wind to blow up a girl's skirt" game. It was mentioned in the article. What's next, poo-poo bombardiers?

Yep... did not want to kno.

and dont give htem ideas! XD

 

[escapistrules]

...this is...?

 

[Toriver]

Akihabara: black sheep of Japan since the invention of anime!

Disclaimer: I do enjoy anime, but just pointing out that 90-99% of the weird stuff in Japan tends to be from Akihabara, and stays in Akihabara. It's one of those "What happens there, stays there" kind of places.

 

[Ghengis John]

Well this should make a heck of a public service announcement.

"Just one more problem with an enlarged prostate: It can cost you a high score. Shouldn't you always be shooting for first place? Get your prostate checked."

 

[numbersix1979]

Why is it that when I saw the word 'Tokyo' I stopped being surprised or bemused in the slightest?

 

[Fenra]

I think Sega just completely misunderstood the term "wii sports".... although credit where credit is due they made something creepy awsome out of it...

 

[WolfEdge]

This idea... is the best idea.

I mean, I already pretended I was a fire-fighter anyway whenever I took a piss, but now I get to save REAL imaginary people? On the JOHN???

Japan you're creepy as all fuck, but damn if I don't love ya for shit like this.

 

[shadyh8er]

Now I want *TO SEE them make games to play while you poo and/or vomit.

Is the "and/or" really necessary?

OT: This invention is like a dream come true for me! I used to make a game out of everything and feel weird about it. Arigatou Japan!

 

[scorptatious]

Okay. NOW I think I've seen everything.

 

[Why do I care]

Wow.

Japan makes all the weird stuff don't they?

 

[shadyh8er]

they should make a DBZ game out of it just like this:

You would fight the guy on the next stall

Just when I thought this idea couldn't get any better!

 

[Tiswas]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought 'well, this is where the Sonic games might be quite good now.'

 

[antipunt]

Only in Japan...

 

[Folio]

Ok, for all the game designers for toilets out there: Don't put sexual content on toilet games. We're men, we need to pee, this is not possible with an erection!

WE CAN'T CONTROL OUR BLADDER NOR OUR URGES!

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Japan just out-Japaned Japan

 

[bulldogftw]

why dont they make a gsme show out of this?

 

[EHKOS]

I love this idea, stop denying it would be awesome, you all tried to destroy all the protien bubbles before you were done.

 

[Jandau]

This sounds like a bit of a health hazard, doesn't it? Think about it...

People will want to get high scores and whatnot on that thing. They'll want their milk-spraying champion to reign supreme in every urinal in the city. They'll want to raise the girl's dress so high that some underboob is made visible. And how do you do all that? By peeing more. And by that, I don't mean "more often", I mean more.

People will be consuming huge amounts of liquids and holding it in or as long as they can, just so they can do better at a pissing minigame. There will be a whole demographic of Japanese men with loose bladders and kidney problems...

...and then someone will decide to make porn to cater to those people...