Self of Opposite Gender

[shadyh8er]

Me with PMS? TAKE COVER!

 

[GestaltEsper]

1. Stare in disbelief.
2. Do that mirror gag.
3. Play it by ear.

 

[Konaerix]

Just saying, this is the most popular forum right now. What does that say about us all?

 

[Zombus]

Sex; then global conquest. Because why the fuck not.

 

[tezzle]

I'd love to say I'd f*** myself, but we'd both be in a relationship and my boyfriend's a bit of the jealous type, even if it's quasi-masturbation.

 

[SimuLord]

Fall madly, psychotically in love, have more sex than pornstars, have an army of attack babies (© my friend Laura) to take over the world, and bore the crap out of bystanders at Starbucks by discussing the minutiae of the latest FASB Guidelines Bulletin. And trading sims and city builders. SimCity 4 region? Built together? Be still, my beating heart.

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

If I found my female doppelganger here, or even a reasonable facsimile, I'd jump for joy so high I'd give myself a concussion hitting the ceiling.

EDIT: Also, I'm assuming by "she's hot" you're allowing for differences in preferred type, right? A curvy, busty, voluptuous, drop-dead cute girl who most folks wouldn't find traditionally "hot" but who I'd fall head over heels for...yeah.

I wonder if I cheated then. My girlfriend matches that description. xD

We can look together Fox!

I'd say I'll find you a guy, but I don't think Iris would appreciate that, would she?

Find me a good woman and I'll thank you for the rest of my days.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hmm... Depends on the type of clone. If it's in personality then marry, have kids be awesome together. If it's you know... and actual CLONE then run.
Run as fast as possible.

 

[Badger Kyre]

I pretty much did - we're engaged.

On the other hand, I have had the urge to phone each of my ex's and apologize...
turns out I am a little hard to get along with

 

[DeathsHands]

A female version of me? She'd probably look icky.

Burn it.

 

[WanderingFool]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

It took six replies for somebody to say that?

I'm very disappointed in you Escapist.

Agreed.

Now, the important question... would that be considered incest? Cause if it isnt, she would be my perfect woman. Actually, thats kinda sad...

 

[Sark]

Well I suppose it would be like having a twin sister, who was awesome. She would probably be a total bro, and I would be ok with that.

 

[ayuri]

I would kill myself as I could not stand being with myself

 

[CJ1145]

I'd bring her to school with me and SERIOUSLY fuck with people's heads. Oh, and I'd teach her to be a badass lady ninja; we'd go around fighting crime, and going on missions, and eating pizza. It would be fun.

 

[Hashime]

Technically our kids would be clones!

 

[Leftyrem]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

i really cant think of anything to say other than yay?

 

[Serenegoose]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

wait wait wait.... you were a boy 12 years but now you're not?

That's about the size of it. Someone's already asked, and I've already explained... in this very thread even! Venture forth, brave warrior. Find the clues nestled within the dark, seedy underbelly of this thread of the off-topic subforum. XP and greater knowledge await!

But no sword. Some guy took the sword already.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

"Here" as in the Escapist, or where you live?

OT: An opposite sex version of me...hmmm. Well, no one can like me as much as me, so I'd say I'd ask her out.

Here. Guys where I live usually just want sex, and while it's one of the things I want, it's far from all I want.

Don't you have Iris for that? She's everything you need, right? Love, emotional support, the whole nine yards?

Spoiler

I considered posting the image for the Twing Twang reference from Yahtzee's Heavenly Sword review, but decided against it

OT: After further deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that a female version of me would be nothing short of awesome, as she would be the only person I've found who would love The Lord of the Rings as much as me.

Yeah, but somewhere along the line we wouldn't be completely against adding a male into the picture.

I could probably make sooooooo many dirty jokes right about now, but I like to think I'm more mature than that. So here's a picture of a puppy instead.

Spoiler: IS SO CUTE!

 

[Mr. Gency]

No co-op game shall withstand our wrath.

I'd bring her to school with me and SERIOUSLY fuck with people's heads. Oh, and I'd teach her to be a badass lady ninja; we'd go around fighting crime, and going on missions, and eating pizza. It would be fun.

It'll be better than sex!

 

[hurfdurp]

Do I have some kind of sway over him? HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME, SOB. Sadly, that would be the most ideal situation ever, I'm so neurotic it's the only way I could be happy with another human.

 

[Serenegoose]

Spoiler: IS SO CUTE!

I think the expression on that puppy's face counts as a dirty joke all on its own. It's a little too happy about something.



But also adorable. >>


[sub]so adorable.[/sub]