Self of Opposite Gender

[Guitar Gamer]

After a few hours of awkward conversation that is assuring each other that we are infact the opposite genders of the same person and relations would actually be masturbation and not sex, we'd get into some sort of drunken antics (and possibly "masterbation") that you can only describe using a picture of a crowbar/

I hope that helps.........

 

[jthm]

Immediately remove all my clothes. A female me is one of my biggest fantasies.

It took six replies for somebody to say that?

I'm very disappointed in you Escapist.

If a female you (THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS GENDER, REMEMBER) is exactly like you, then they would probably have fantasies about another female you, not a male you. So you just flashed them and are probably about to rape yourself. Two questions:

1. Is it sex or just masturbation?

2. What would you do to the person who sexually assaulted you? Because that's what's coming.

 

[Ashsaver]

OT: "Get busy"

I hope this isn't too short of a post.

 

[sheic99]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

But that would cause a kindness singularity collapse due to high levels of concentrated kindness. The resulting implosion would send the world into seething hatred and become a personified /b/.

The effects of /b/ are still unknown at this time.

OT: I probably wouldn't notice. Both of us would be too busy reading to notice.

Haha, why? A guy as nice as me has to exist! o.o

There probably is, but he's too busy complaining that girls don't like nice guys.

 

[Sarcasm Spasm]

I'd play rock paper scissors with her and see how many ties we can get

 

[Serenegoose]

my enemies will taste the pain.

...That thing is called a turboplasma rifle. That doesn't even make sense, and it wasn't even IN the cave, so... I mean... well done for managing to loot it. That's pretty impressive.

They're still not going to let you into the brotherhood of steel, though.

 

[the lapalminator]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Wait...I don't quite...I can't...what?

You see, now I'm deadly curios as to which way around it was.

I'm a woman. I used to not be (like, really, assertively not, downright sexist, lol). Given that aroundabout 12 years ago my gender switched on me, me about 12 years ago is my opposite gendered self.

switched on you?

 

[ShockValue]

I'd probably run away, or high five them. Both actually.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Regardless of the truth of this statement, I believe this response is deserving of recognition, accolade, internet cookies from the masses and my mild disgust at the mental image that comes up every time I consider the concept of a sex change.

 

[Slangeveld]

Uh... -.- I dunno.

I'd probably have a very intellectual talk with her. One thing leads to another and I might ask her out on a date! Who knows. Probably won't last though.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Well thats depends; define female version of me. Mentally identical? Physically except for sex organs? Not enough detail to go on.

 

[Serenegoose]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Wait...I don't quite...I can't...what?

You see, now I'm deadly curios as to which way around it was.

I'm a woman. I used to not be (like, really, assertively not, downright sexist, lol). Given that aroundabout 12 years ago my gender switched on me, me about 12 years ago is my opposite gendered self.

switched on you?

years 2 (first knowledge of self-awareness) - 12 years old = happy enough being a boy. Didn't think about it. Was typical example of cisgender (laymans = not trans) child. Nobody, including me, thinks different.

12 years old onwards = at some point after my twelfth birthday, something happens. As I said to Megacherv, likely puberty. My own identification of my gender flips from 'boy' to 'girl' over a very short space of time. Cue much sadness.

So... switched on me. I certainly never asked it to. One day I was one, next day I was another. (more or less.)

 

[Zarthek]

A nerd girl that looks attractive, likes exactly the same games/music, and probably has the same life experiences?

Either best friends or worst enemies... hrmmm, though more likely to be friends, unless she was cloned on one of those "pissed off at myself for no good reason" days...

Bah I'm thinking too much on this, for all intents and purposes it's another top notch paladin/mage player to raid with in World of Warcraft, YAY ME!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

To hell with the prudes, if female me was hot I'd have sex with her, during which we'd try the kinky shit that we both dream up. After we were all sexed out we'd sit back and talk knowing we wouldn't judge eachother (unless she likes twilight then I shun her). After all that I call my friends and make plans to hang out and send her with me not far behind and have her go up and say that she's me and that I got a sex change. To complete the gag I tell her to tell them things that only we know and then after enough bullshitting I come out like nothings up. After thier inevitable freakout I explain and maybe just to fuck with them more kiss myself

 

[bluecrimson]

Probably wouldn't do much at first, seeing how shy I can be. When we started to know each other it'd be great, since I would know that this person would trust me and we would know that our trust wouldn't be taken advantage of. Possibly a relationship down the road, but if that didn't work out, we'd still be really close friends.

I'm sad now seeing as how that'll never happen.

 

[the lapalminator]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Wait...I don't quite...I can't...what?

You see, now I'm deadly curios as to which way around it was.

I'm a woman. I used to not be (like, really, assertively not, downright sexist, lol). Given that aroundabout 12 years ago my gender switched on me, me about 12 years ago is my opposite gendered self.

switched on you?

years 2 (first knowledge of self-awareness) - 12 years old = happy enough being a boy. Didn't think about it. Was typical example of cisgender (laymans = not trans) child. Nobody, including me, thinks different

12 years old onwards = at some point after my twelfth birthday, something happens. As I said to Megacherv, likely puberty. My own identification of my gender flips from 'boy' to 'girl' over a very short space of time. Cue much sadness.

So... switched on me. I certainly never asked it to. One day I was one, next day I was another. (more or less.)

srry this thing fucked up. stupid quote box

 

[WanderingFool]

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Wait...I don't quite...I can't...what?

You see, now I'm deadly curios as to which way around it was.

I'm a woman. I used to not be (like, really, assertively not, downright sexist, lol). Given that aroundabout 12 years ago my gender switched on me, me about 12 years ago is my opposite gendered self.

switched on you?

years 2 (first knowledge of self-awareness) - 12 years old = happy enough being a boy. Didn't think about it. Was typical example of cisgender (laymans = not trans) child. Nobody, including me, thinks different.

12 years old onwards = at some point after my twelfth birthday, something happens. As I said to Megacherv, likely puberty. My own identification of my gender flips from 'boy' to 'girl' over a very short space of time. Cue much sadness.

So... switched on me. I certainly never asked it to. One day I was one, next day I was another. (more or less.)

Spoiler

thank you for that... now I need to lay down... and prevent my head from imploding...

 

[ejb626]

She'd probably be as ugly as hell seeing as I'm slightly overweight and don't the best skin however I'd probably still find her attractive out of narcissism.

 

[Serenegoose]

thank you for that... now I need to lay down... and prevent my head from imploding...

IS THERE A BOMB IN YOUR HEAD? AN IMPLOSION DEVICE?

I can help. Trust me. I know all the tricks to defusing these babies. Transmatter displacement, quantum entanglement off-switch, the stick a needle into that little fiddly bit and hold it for 30 seconds to reset it... you're in safe hands.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Let him take me out to a nice movie...and then...well...it's not incest if it's with yourself, right? D: