Sell the user above you!

[Able Seacat]

Amazing Morsomk for sale! Can pick up anything from the ground and turn it into something useful and precious!

...

Yes, even that...

 

[Neuromancer]

Honourary gentlemen, it's a seacat. A cat of the seas. A seacat. Do you really need me to explain to you why the fuck you should buy the cat of the seas, the seacat?!?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Behold, the latest ingenuity from Morsomk Industries. The Thinker and Planner all rolled into one! This incredibile mastermind of a being will think of plans that will work 99% of the times(warning, Morsomk Industries does not warrant for those who land themselves in the 1% column), he thinks and plans before you can even say [INSERT WORD HERE]. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BUY HIM NOW!!!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Come one, come all gentlemen, have I got an offer for you today, for a limited time only you can have your very own Morsomk. What can it do, I'm so glad you asked, what can't it do, it can water your flowers, do the dishes, fight in death battles and so much more. So what are you waiting for, buy a Morsomk now, 2 days shipping extra

 

[Neuromancer]

Take a load at this one! Ever wanted to have a fox girl straight from Japanese mythology yet couldn't quite catch one? I bring you Kitsune Hunter! 100% Guaranteed subjugation of fox girls anywhere*!

[small]*We are not responsible if there are no fox girls in the world[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Fresh Neuromancer! Get your fresh Neuromancer! Right out of the dead sea! $9.95!

 

[Teoes]

It's a pound, like everything else in the pound shop. What are you not understanding?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He'll blast you in more ways than one and enjoy every nanosecond of it!

He's Teoes!

 

[JenSeven]

Buy your Psychic Taco today! It's the lunch that has a conversation with you while you eat it. Who wouldn't want that?!
Get yours now, only $4.99
(screaming, profanity and other unwelcome noises may be emitted by the taco during consumption)

 

[DyqstARD]

Want a hooker that joined the day before my birthday?! look no further than JenSevenEnJenIng! (JenSeven for short)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dyqstard. Say his name three times and he'll appear wherever you are!*

*Warning, we are not responsible for what he does when he is delivered.

 

[Neuromancer]

In for a prestigious blast from the past? Look no further than Redlin5, a veteran of all kinds of forum games!

 

[JenSeven]

Looking for that special someone? Why not try out Neuromancer? He'll mancer your neurons like noone else.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

This weekend, come on down and buy your very own cat girl, JenSeven. Granted not near as high quality as fox girls, but still a must buy, so buy a cat girl today while stocks last

 

[Teoes]

You've heard the rumours and you heard right! Catgirls are OUT, Foxgirls are IN! I have a Foxgirl here, only one and it could be yours today! Roll up, roll up.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Do you you ever stop and think... "How many fingers does the standard human hand have?"

Wonder no longer! Consult the man with the badges to prove it. This guy knows his human hands. His name is "Teoes"

[small] also zombie hands [/small]

[small][small] oh and vulcan hands as well [/small] [/small]

 

[Teoes]

FRESSSSHH MEAT... Come and get it while it's still warm and untainted..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get your Teoes while its hot! Coming, hurry... Too late, supplies are out. Come by tomorrow!

 

[Able Seacat]

Redlin5! Available in any colour you want as long as it's red.

 

[Teoes]

D'aww it's so cute! How could you not want one? OK so it smells of salt and fish and is covered in seaweed... 10% off.