Sell the user above you!

[Bofus Teefus]

Dudes! Bros! It's Total LOLige! Fits in the brodget nicely at $0.99 per liter!

 

[EilaliE]

This living, breathing miracle machine (brand from China) turns pure water into genuine wine! Enjoy 10% off for a limited time only!
Get free wine samples* at any local store today. This sale ends July 31, 2014.




[small]*Samples are randomly selected and subject to availability.[/small]

 

[SirDerpy]

Have you ever needed a teacher figure to yell at you and demean you? Have you ever wanted somebody you could call Sensei?

Here they are! EilaliE, to fulfill all your teacher-based needs today! Upkeep is only one apple and the flesh of children. Only $666.00!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's low in price! And he has shiny buttons!

 

[Barbas]

The venerable Panzerlin V, baptized in fire and with a gleaming service record! Five tours under its belt and just over 53,000 miles on the clock! Offers above $125,000 only!

 

[Rabbitboy]

He is cheap fuel efficient and good with little children. Used to belong to an old lady who didn't use him very much.

[small]We can not be held responsible for any malfunctions, destroyed property or raped pets [/small]

 

[TheMightyMeekling]

Step right up, step right up, and behold: the one and only Rabbitboy!!! Is he a rabbit that pretends to be a boy, the other way round, or is he actually a sleeper agent robot ninja member of the illuminated society of popcorn space lizards? Nobody knows, but you could find out, for the cheap price of 10 ... 1000 .... Ah screw it, gimmee all your money or rabbitboy will give you rabies. You don't want to have rabies, do you?

 

[Rabbitboy]

He is very mighty despite being a weakling. An unique combination to say the least. He's also fresh of the assembly line and hasn't seen much use yet.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He's the illegitimate son of Bugs Bunny, that's gotta be worth something!?

 

[Rabbitboy]

He is a taco and he is psychic. If you eat him you will get his powers! Only ?999.999.999.999,99

 

[Barbas]

Make no mistake, the pain will be more than real!

It will also cost $12.99.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Barbas. Eh... A dime for a dozen? No wait. A nickel for two!

 

[Barbas]

Iiiiiiiiit's Redlin! Over 53,754 miles on the clock and the cynicism still hasn't worn him down! I'm cutting me own throat at this price, but I can do you a hundred K!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

With every purchase of a Barbas in the next 10 minutes you get a free monkey! Just $19.95 a month for 768 months! Operators are standing buy!

 

[Barbas]

He looks slightly like Frank Sinatra. Gimme an hundred thousand British pounds - preferably in white fivers.

 

[dalek sec]

Barbas can be yours for only six easy payments of 29.99!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Don't have to. Daleks sell themselves.

 

[dalek sec]

Joe Friday people, a timeless classic that can be yours for only $99.99!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Have you ever wanted your own dalek? No? That's because you've not met this dalek. Dalek Sec, ladies and gentlemen, a droid so talented he's actually lead his own cult - how cool is that? Own him and by extension, you own his cult*!

[small]*Ritual sacrifices not included.[/small]

 

[Trivun]

Yuno Gasai... Well, if you don't buy this strange and psychotic individual, you may just have the wrath of a god(dess) to contend with...