Sell the user above you!

[Barbas]

I will take no less than $87 and a pound of Port Salut.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Is he a WW1/2 Vet wearing a helmet or is a Toga wearing mad man?

Find out for only what ever loose change you have in your pocket!

 

[Twintix]

This Dalek regrets nothing! Not tripping, not you being his owner, none of his life choices have been for naught!

Buy now! Trust me, you won't regret it, and neither will he!

 

[BeerTent]

I'm a merchant by trade! I can sell anything! Including this dancing Zelda person, who will dance for you for ever and ever! and when he stops dancing, you can press this little button (Don't ask what it does) to get him dancing again!

Treee-Fiddy! Going once...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Is an excellent welder, has their own tools.

lets start the bidding at 10 USD. Do I have 10?

 

[Rabbitboy]

He is very tasty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

one of a kind, comes cheap! Buy yours now!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Can get you an all expenses paid trip to Dubai! Get it while you still can! Only one previous Owner!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you hate faces? Buy Doc Gnosis and NEVER DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN!

 

[Barbas]

Hey kids! Wanna DIE??? Get yourself a Redlin for $12,99!

Do it now. Don't make me jump out of the damn television again.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

will do anything you ask. where else can you get such fine genuine one of a kind Barbas like this? Step right up. opening bid 1000$ do I have $1000? 2 we have $2000 I hear 3. 6. we have $6000

SOLD TO THE NEXT POSTER FOR $10,000! CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[Barbas]

Cool, I got a-...wait a minute, I'VE BEEN HAD!

OT: $5.000,00 is really a steal for a winged beast of burden with unparalleled self-defense instincts.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you flatter me, yet at the same time, 5,000 for the last of my kind!?!

this one of a kind soldier is a unique mix of modern and archaic. will fall on a grenade for you. Do I have any takers? make an offer!

Just realized I sold Barbas, and the following poster was Barbas, so I sold Barbas to himself!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Makes a great pet.

 

[Barbas]

Power your car forever, for only 2.250 Canadian Dollars!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

makes for an excellent task master. 500 gold florens.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

what we have here is the greatest movie dragon of all time, voiced by none other than the great Sean Connery. I am sorry but that is priceless.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

It's a dragon. Voiced by Sean Connery, or so he says.

How about you make me an offer?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have here one excellent assassin for hire.
shall we start the bidding at 10000 USD?