Serena Williams' Butt Stars in Mind-Boggling Top Spin 4 Ad - UPDATED

[dancinginfernal]

I like your booty, but I'm not gay.

P.S. I hate you Captcha.

 

[hem dazon 90]

Wake me up when Arab girls start playing tennis XP

Wow, I think I just found my new search criteria for porn. Thanks!

Arab girls are best of both worlds lol

Mmmm... there's just something so tasty about the forbidden XD

Quick, we must free the Arab girls from their sexually oppressive societies with the help of our amazing sexual prowess! Off to the Middle East!

I'll help!

(But can they still wear headscarf?)

 

[RA92]

I'll help!

(But can they still wear headscarf?)

Since we're preaching freedom, totally up to them, my friend.

But everything else has to go!

 

[kurupt87]

I not only thought this but I named a few in my head.

Course I wouldn't call myself "stringently" heterosexual.

I have no desire to touch another persons' penis, but I also don't vomit whenever a man walks by naked. I'm indifferent to it I think.

Desensitized maybe?

Course I still turn into a blubbering retard when a lady gets naked so at least that still functions as expected.

At any rate, I'm sure both these girls are nice, but the attraction is certainly not there. I ended up stopping the video because of my lack of interest.

Hmm, I guess I need to qualify myself. By stringently hetero I meant pretty much what you're saying, but applied to sex rather than bantering around random naked blokes.

In other words, a female looking shemale giving me a blowie would be ok if I didn't know she was packing a twig and giggleberries and, if I found out afterwards I'd laugh about it and herp derp myself; but if I knew before I wouldn't have gone there. Does that make any kind of sense? I think so. Why have I thought about this at all? Because you run into strange things on the internet, strange indeed.

Back into more OT speak: I completely agree with you on your last point, to the level where I think this ad is actually aimed at women and girls, not men. However strange that may be, especially with the softcore porn soundtrack. Pssh, this ad was a mess.

 

[scw55]

Wow... The advert isn't "the final ad campaign". But that implies they thought about it. Even when ahead with making it and polishing it up... I'm embarrased.
The advert is one masssive facepalm smothering my face....

On a side note. If I wanted to view something erotic... It wouldn't be on a Gametrailer website, or on a TV spot. It would be online on porn sites.

I really don't get why people feel the need to sex up things "In everyday life".

 

[Nozdrul]

Kind of makes me want to get a tennis game and that's a first.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

That was freaking hilarious. Don't care if it was fake, or official, or just a fun marketing joke that got accidentally or accidentally intentionally passed along, but that was funny.

And sexiest? Nah. She's nice, but a bit too ostentatious, as flashy does not mean sexy. Now Sharapova...

 

[Gladiateher]

You know that sound from starcraft one that marine makes when he dies. It's kinda like "EEEEUUUUUURRRRRAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH" that would probably sum up my feelings toward this ad.

 

[Rayne870]

Arg now EA wimps out. That's no fun.

 

[mikespoff]

Finally women's tennis is revealed as the spectacle it really is.
/sexism

This actually underscores what I was thinking earlier this year when the Australian Open hit town. For most fans, I really think that tennis as a spectator sport is an excuse to perv over women with great legs in barely-there skirts, and athletic guys who take their shirts off every 30 mins. And you can still pretend that you're watching because you're a sports fan!

 

[Zechnophobe]

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[Olofelefant]

Mind you, when it said "the worlds sexiest tennis player", it was not in any way gender-specific

 

[13lackfriday]

Serena Williams is the sexiest tennis player alive?

I guess Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and all of Russia just disappeared off the face of the world.

More offended by the casting choice than the message itself.

 

[Shirokurou]

OBJECTION!
Sexiest tennis player should've been
Maria Sharapova

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Serena Williams is the sexiest tennis player alive?

I guess Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and all of Russia just disappeared off the face of the world.

More offended by the casting choice than the message itself.

For me its the arrogance of the claim. Most ads have a byline reading "As voted by FHM/Ralph/Playboy/Etc 2010". This ad is just making the assumption that everyone thinks she is the sexiest.

 

[esperandote]

I dont think is that bad(or good?) so i dont see why they shouldn't pass it or dont want to be related to it.

I liked.

(^_^)b

 

[lobster1077]

Please, every single straight male in this thread would bone her given the chance.

Not at all, some of us have more distinguished taste in women.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

So, apperently I'm the only man here who finds Serena Williams sexy. Does that say more about me or about everyone else?

 

[Andy Chalk]

Shame on you, Andy Chalk(and all others who do news on this site). The Escapist isn't a tabloid, so quit making it one with your terrible shock-style news stories.

Which I can't help but notice that you read.

Both hands on the keyboard please!