Serena Williams' Butt Stars in Mind-Boggling Top Spin 4 Ad - UPDATED

Artemicion

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OH COME ON, HOW COULD YOU BE UPSET WITH THIS. IT WAS HILARIOUS.

Clearly tongue-in-cheek. If you don't realize that the whole thing was satirical by the time she says "you realize this is a fantasy, right?" then you really need to take a film class.

Seriously. Explosions and closeups of women.
SEE ALSO: LRR [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2676-MEN]
 

HentMas

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Spookimitsu said:
HentMas said:
I´M NOT FROM THE UNITED STATES
...Which is probably why you misunderstood why other posters were complaining about racism; it's not because they aren't attracted to black women. But you seem like a nice enough person who would rather not indulge in bickering arguments, so you are free to go
Very well then, you have a point, I agree, perhaps it´s missed in translation or something, but claiming that one argument is invalid because I don´t have perfect "Grammar" is kind of a moot point, he could have told me anything else and I would have accepted it, probably replyed with something relevant if I thought he was wrong or something, any way, i´m going to leave now officer, thanks!
 

Rayne870

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Rusty Bucket said:
Aaaaaaand sold. Marketing successful.
I don't even like tennis and I probably would buy it. After all if my girlfriend plays it she'll turn into a hot chick in leather with sweaty boobs!
 

RheynbowDash

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HentMas said:
ToonLink said:
HentMas said:
keep your "racist" claims to yourselve.
I will when you learn to spell "yourself" and use proper capitalization.
Seriously?

That?s all you got from all I wrote?

Weak argument there buddy, if you didn´t noticed I´M NOT FROM THE UNITED STATES

Disregarding my entire post for some mistakes is kind of bigot aren´t you?

And racist because I?m not from your country

Maybe you should focus more on the content of a post instead of the proper grammar, or would you like to discuss matters on my language?, I?m sure you wouldn?t be able to utter 2 sentences without making a mistake, but hell! I?m all for equal opportunity, let?s talk in Japanese!, neither of us knows Japanese, so we both would be making hundreds of mistakes!!

Just think a little before implying a person is less intelligent just because he makes some mistakes.
Hey, your participle is dangling....
Also, you still made a number of punctuation mistakes. So if you're going to come at me, use better grammar bro.
 

RheynbowDash

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InterAirplay said:
ToonLink said:
The racism of you people never ceases to astound me.

Serena Williams is the sexiest tennis star on the face of the planet.

Just because she not some 95 lb bean pole white girl she has to be "manly" or "ugly"?

Grow up guys.
Cheers for not only patronising every single one of us but also accusing us of racism simply because our tastes in women don't coincide with yours, you condescending dick.
You're welcome. I so love pandering to the mounds of foreigners on this site that don't find american women attractive. Cheers yourself. I live in the greatest country on the planet where i get to look at beautiful women like Serena Williams without persecution from Douche-canoes like yourself. Don't be jelly... Its ok. God still loves you.
 

dmase

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I feel like Serena is going to get some severe feminist rage from this ad.

Btw I agree... that is a great asset she has there.
 

RA92

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hem dazon 90 said:
Raiyan 1.0 said:
hem dazon 90 said:
Wake me up when Arab girls start playing tennis XP
Wow, I think I just found my new search criteria for porn. Thanks!
Arab girls are best of both worlds lol
Mmmm... there's just something so tasty about the forbidden XD

Quick, we must free the Arab girls from their sexually oppressive societies with the help of our amazing sexual prowess! Off to the Middle East!
 

Ham_authority95

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Andy Chalk said:
Shame on you, Andy Chalk(and all others who do news on this site). The Escapist isn't a tabloid, so quit making it one with your terrible shock-style news stories.
 

theultimateend

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kurupt87 said:
Natdaprat said:
You realise this is a fantasy, right?
Heh, someone needs to add a deadpan voiceover after that, "unintentional irony is hilarious."

Edit: I mean I realise looks are subjective but proclaiming someone as the sexiest woman in tennis is a pretty bold claim; I'm stringently heterosexual and there are men I'd take over her.
I not only thought this but I named a few in my head.

Course I wouldn't call myself "stringently" heterosexual.

I have no desire to touch another persons' penis, but I also don't vomit whenever a man walks by naked. I'm indifferent to it I think.

Desensitized maybe?

Course I still turn into a blubbering retard when a lady gets naked so at least that still functions as expected.

At any rate, I'm sure both these girls are nice, but the attraction is certainly not there. I ended up stopping the video because of my lack of interest.
 

drisky

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I think when they say sexist, they mean most marketable. I guess EA should consider putting Paten Manning in a thong for the next Madden, he will do any thing for money.
 

KingofallCosmos

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Damn dat ass!!

I mean, this computer game advertising thing is really starting to go the wrong way..

Damn!
Dat ass!!!