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A final comrade rises from his slumber. He dons the pair of odorous pants you noticed earlier without a moment's hesitation. "My eyes have been opened! Ecstasy! Euphoria as I've never experienced before! Truly this was the blessing of his Omnipotence! We've been given a task!
We must cleanse the world of its porno! In this, our holy crusade, we -" at this he stops to vomit onto his crotch before laying back down on the ground.
After the rest of your comrades awake from the previous night's festival, the comrade with soiled pants makes an announcement.
"Comrades! We have done well this night! We have cleansed yourselves of these filthy porno." At this he raises his arms wide in a sweeping gesture, "But what we have done is only a small fraction. This new world is awash with more of this filth! We must continue our crusade to cleanse his Holiness' entire world!" he then begins to chant, "PRAISE BE ONTO YOU, GOD OF PORN!"
The rest of the group begins to join the chant and you find yourself following suit to blend into the crowd.
"Gather your provisions, my lambs. We must set off from this land."
People begin to gather what belongings they still have and placing them into their backpacks. You notice a disparity between the number of pants before and after the festivities.
Did we burn our pants?
You go about packing your bag. While the solitary porno mag you managed to tuck inside your shirt slips out and onto the floor. You quickly snatch it back up and place it back into your bag but not before someone across from you notices.
[user]Igor-Rowan[/user] casts you a wry smile, "Couldn't get rid of your's either, eh?" He lifts the corner of something from his backpack.
It's a porno! "I managed to get some of the kinky shit too. Maybe I'll let you-"
A rather obtuse comrade quickly runs by, bumping into [user]Igor-Rowan[/user] and causing the contents of his pack to slip onto the floor. The lone porno mag slides down into everyone's point of view.
"INFIDEL!"
Another gun shot rings out and [user]Igor-Rowan[/user] lies silent on the ground. Someone quickly lights the discard porno on fire.
"Good that we rid ourselves of this Heathen now." the rest of the survivors set out from the bunker without a second glance back.
I am so fucking dead...