Serial Killer Round 43 - Welcome to the Killtona 500 (Finish Line Reached! Race is Over!)

Link_to_Future

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@razer: Not necessarily. If one of them was the killer, this would have been a pretty good way to throw us off the scent.

But you're probably right. >.>
 

NeoAC

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I apologize for the lateness of this news, since both my home internet and work internet decided in tandem to not let me on. Anyway,

[HEADING=1]THE NEXT EXECUTION HAS BEEN DECIDED![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]No need for the tiebreaker this time, we have a clear choice on who gets the tire iron to the head this time around. Who's it gonna be? Check your PMs...[/HEADING]​

@Razer: It doesn't really matter. I revealed Medic Saves in one round. One of the saves still ended up executed. Ask Sky about it.
 

RaNDM G

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"You say it's worth five?"

"More than that, it's a steal at five. Gutted. The old block was rusted through, had to replace that. New brakes, new shocks. And the interior's been upholstered. Goodyear tires, had those on for about a year. A few scratches and dings. She's been through a lot. Lot of history."

"She's gorgeous, I won't deny that."

"Damn fine... This your first time buying a car?"

"First one off the street. You see a For Sale sign on it, it's hard not to take a look. Why even get rid of it in the first place?"

"Well... I just can't keep up with fixing her. She needs someone with more time on their hands. A young'un like you oughta 'ppreciate her."

"... You mind if I take it for a spin?"

"No, no, not at all!"

"Great!"

I pop the door open and slide into the driver's seat. My hands grip the wheel, feeling the grooves in every ridge.

The old man hands me the keys.

"Drive careful or she'll run away from under you. Twice around the block. Take good care of her."

"Thanks. Don't worry, I will."

I put the clutch in neutral, put the key in the ignition and turn it. The engine roars. It gives me a spook.

"Easy now kid! You look like you'll lose your head!"

I take a few deep breaths and center myself.

"Sorry."

I pull out of the driveway. The old man smiles and waves.

I coast around the block. Once, twice, even a third time. She's such a joy to ride, I lose track of the time. I drive back and buy it.

"You won't be sorry."

The drive home is humid, disgusting. Sitting in a forty-four year old deathtrap doesn't help, but dammit, I can't help but have a smile on my face. It's not everyday you find a muscle car for sale, even if it's a junker.

No cars. No pedestrians. I have the whole road to myself.

I floor it and upshift.

[color][HEADING=3]"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-! HA HA HA HA HA!"[/HEADING][/color]

Ride faster, upshift, green light, pass it, faster, upshift, green light, pass it, faster, upSHIT RED LIGHT!

I pop it in third and slam the brake. I let the clutch go and grab it, putting it in second, then first.

The car lurches forward. I bang my head on the steering wheel. Blood oozes from a deep gash in my forehead.

"... Goddammit."

I hold my hands over my head, trying to clear the blood from my eyes.

"Lucky... I'm so fucking-"

A white van crashes into me.

A man steps out of the van, a tire iron in his hand. He walks up to the driver side.

He looks at the kid. Half his head is gone, shattered glass sticking inside. Blood flows down his head, down the door, onto the street.

"You're finished."

He swings the iron through the kid's head, leaving it stuck in his corpse. He walks back to the van and drives away.
 

NeoAC

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@RaNDM: I didn't expect the actual tire iron to the head, but very nicely done.

[HEADING=1]RaNDM G HAS BEEN EXECUTED![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]But he was not the killer either! Which means another strike will be coming! Be prepared![/HEADING]​
 

Malyc

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Bravo, all you dead people... also, I'm doing scienxlce and I'm still aliiiiiiive...
 

sky14kemea

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razer17 said:
NeoAC said:
@Counter: At this point I am missing votes from Ynnek and WarPenguin. I do have a leader in the execution clubhouse so if I do not receive a vote from either of them by Midnight AST, I will inform the lynchee of their demise.
Unless I'm being silly (and I'm prone to doing that,) haven't you just revealed two people as not being the killer?
Yeah, what @NeoAC: said....

I'M NOT BITTER ABOUT IT.

*starts grinding an axe*
 

NeoAC

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@Will: No that was wayyyyy back. Was my first time GMing in Round 12. In the seventh round of voting Sky was tied with the actual killer, RBMidknight, and I figured that would be it when I went to my tiebreaker for their vote. However, they picked Sky and the game was extended for another two rounds before Midknight got lynched. That actually was the deepest anyone had gotten from the start until I won the game in Round 21.

BTW, did you know that I'm apparently the most prolific killer in this game? I've been killer three times, most of anyone, and killed 22 people over those three rounds. Just found that out when looking for the round number.
 

xTwinkiesx

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NeoAC said:
BTW, did you know that I'm apparently the most prolific killer in this game? I've been killer three times, most of anyone, and killed 22 people over those three rounds.
I don't know if anyone else is thinking the same thing as I am; but, I got you a little present to show how I feel about this.


I hope it fits.
 

NeoAC

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@Twinkies: Thanks! Now I have something to wear on the hunting trip next month! This seems like a good time to remind people that the GM can not be voted for, or killed. To illustrate that...

*zaps Twinkies with a bolt of lightning* Ah fun times. Anyway...

[HEADING=1]THE MURDER VICTIM HAS BEEN DESIGNATED![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Another car goes careening off the track at the hands of the killer! Who is it? The PM is away...[/HEADING]​
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
Nov 19, 2009
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@Topaz: No worries, I couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag when I started. This place affords you the opportunity to practice your skills in a friendly environment. As for the whole imagination thing...well, hold a conversation with me long enough and you'll start thinking of creative ways to off yourself. Seems to work with everyone else I know. >.<
 

Tortilla the Hun

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I am announcing my death, which will hopefully be up soon. My schedule has been cluttered as of late and I've found little time to write.

That is all.
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Topaz: You will. It's even easier to pick things up if you check the OP, because they normally link to every death-post of the current and previous rounds.

 

NeoAC

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[HEADING=1]MORTIS NUNCIUS HAS BEEN WIPED OUT![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]I'm sure we'll get the details at some point, but now it is time to vote! So get to it you guys![/HEADING]​
 

Nouw

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I'm going to embark on my first movie marathon with StarWars tomorrow. Any tips for a newbie?