Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

[SirDerpy]

Oh, I've got one, guys!

So, down in Virginia, apparently, the prosecutors are so good, they say that they can bring a ham sandwich to a trial. In fact, just last week, a banana was actually convicted of murder.

...It was overturned on appeal.

 

[kingofkumquats]

@Caramel Frappe: I feel like you're trying to tell us something...
@Zero: Ouch...

I feel like I should contribute a joke.
Introducing the NFL's newest sponsor: Beats by Dre! Topical Humor!

 

[Malbourne]

@Scaramel Frappe: Sheesh. You think you're the only one who got singled out for execution?
Join the club sandwich; you're not provalone in this.
We were both accused of breaking the slaw and sent to the chopping board.
Olive the other participants didn't even lettuce have the benefit of the doubt.
Don't worry, though; I relish spectating.
Why not try some meatbawl marinara? A little teariyaki?
How 'bout some sourkraut for your bellyaching?
Maybe add a little beef since it sounds like you got some? I get the feeling nothing's too salty for you.
I'd recommend onions but there's enough crying, isn't there?

 

[FPLOON]

High school? Halloween?

Spoiler: I know where this is going...

http://www.funidelia.es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Monster-High1.jpg

I state my claim... and I'm wrong, aren't I?

 

[username sucks]

I'm still alive. I think. Not entirely sure.

 

[deserteagleeye]

@FPLOON: No this.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Aerostreaming: Are we near the end? 'Cause I wanna change my avatar again. xD

 

[sky14kemea]

@Frappe: Fair point. It is technically another Miku one so I guess I can still be represented by Miku. xD

 

[Aerosteam]

@sky14kiryu: Nah, I'm fine with changing avatars now. The spy didn't ask a question about them and you're not a suspect yourself.

Also Tizzy, Caramel, Elfgore, username, Fractral and Skat changed their avatars already anyway. >_>

 

[username sucks]

@Aerotea: All I did was get a colored version of the same avatar... I even told you that I would be getting a colored version soon when you asked for a larger image of the black and white one.

 

[Aerosteam]

@Aerotea: All I did was get a colored version of the same avatar... I even told you that I would be getting a colored version soon when you asked for a larger image of the black and white one.

I thought you had The Twins from The Matrix as your avatar previously. :O

 

[FPLOON]

@deserteagleeyes: Eh... I prefer the reluctant werewolf, but I digress...

(I miss Shaggy's red shirt, though...)

 

[username sucks]

@Aeroderp: Not only have I never had anyone from the Matrix as my avatar, but you have the black-and-white version of my current avatar as my picture on the scoreboard right now.

 

[Aerosteam]

@username is also derp: Yeah, and your avatar on the scoreboard looks like a Twin without his glasses on.

Also you never sent me a coloured version to edit in, but it doesn't really matter since the game will end soon.

 

[username sucks]

@Aerowhatever: Okay, I probably should have sent you that colored version, but I'm going to be changing back to the Demoman after this round ends anyway, so... yeah.

 

[NeoAC]

@Avatar Changing: Don't worry, I've been convinced the Phaneufail is my defining trait on this site so it won't be going anywhere any time soon.

Plus all the ones I want to use are probably too big now.

 

[JoJo]

Not sure if it's a good or bad thing that I apparently managed to pass under the GM radar undetected when I changed my avatar... okay, it didn't change very much

 

[Elfgore]

I'm bored, so I'm going to get this game a moving!

Spoiler: Ahm

As my life was fading away, a man did approach me with a deal.
Agreeing to the terms, I signed in blood, my soul for a chance.
A chance to slay those who had betrayed me, to cause the rift I always wanted.
Now after all is said and done, a pile of bones and blood lay in my wake.
Friends, strangers, enemies alike suffered, I sacrificed the innocent to fit my goals.
Yet still it is not enough, I was told I would have vengeance, yet I have not.
My ally lies slain, I know I am next.
Nothing awaits my forsaken soul, but the endless abyss of hell below.

 

[Elfgore]

Snip

@Elfgore: ... Soooooo from your poetic post (which was well written) .. are you who I think you are?

Spoiler: I'll let this answer it for you.

You bet I am.

 

[deserteagleeye]

@Elfgore: Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

@Fappe: Spooooooook-eeeeeeee