Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

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Skatologist

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So...I'm being executed. As I was just about to come online and vote, I see an email from a little over a hour ago saying I am deadski. Eh, for those remaining, you are the doomed, so I this is the on thing I can say:
 

Malbourne

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Sep 4, 2013
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@Skatologist:

Yeah, I kinda figured you were next. You were just too quiet. This happens often early-

Wat? It's still round 59?

YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE. Get a flamethrower, get a bazooka, just do some damage before you go out!
 

Skatologist

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deserteagleeye said:
@Fappe: I was under the impression he was executed for not voting.
Uh, you were correct. That was why I had the "just about to vote part", I didn't know 48 hours already passed.
 

Malbourne

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Sep 4, 2013
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@SkatCat: That seems to be the most probable reason for Elfgore's functioning respiratory system.

I give the remaining survivors a 100% of survival. Absolutely nothing can go wrong now. I'm just two days away from retirement.
 

deserteagleeye

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@Skat: I wasn't sure because how you phrased it didn't necessarily mean that they didn't just vote you off for some raisin.
 

FPLOON

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@Skatologist: Your overall confidence was greatly appreciated...
 

Aerosteam

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[HEADING=1]Skatologist was Executed![/HEADING]Another non-voter was executed. You guys must really like this raundo.[HEADING=2]Cycle 10 has started![/HEADING]​
 

SirDerpy

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@Zerosteam: We don't need to hear about your personal life

Sheeet, I don't wanna die, mate! I've still got my winnings to collect from the studio!
 

Elfgore

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I followed Widget into her office. I quickly placed my hand against my back, making sure the knife was still there. I felt the bump on my back and knew all was well.
"Sit down, Kira." Widget stated.
"I'd prefer to stand." I argued back.
"Fine, be tired. Asshole. The fuck do you want?"
"Well, as you know. Everyone knows I am Kira. It will only be so long until they kill me."
"And who do we have to blame for that?"
"Me, but I know that action would have consequences. Either way, I know I'm dying." I reached for the knife at my back. And pulled it out. "It would be better to achieve full vengeance by killing the one who betrayed me before." I quickly pulled the knife out of the sheath and leapt on top of Widget. The robot girl must have seen it coming. She somehow threw me over her shoulder and into the wall behind her.
"I expected more of you, Elfy. You had the potential, but your moronic anger got the best of you." Widget smiled. I heard the crackling of Widget's tazer and then an insufferable pain on my back. My vision turned blurry.

I awoke some time later, my hands tied behind my back and on my knees. Widget stood before me, as did the three survivors.
"Since you people seem to lack the talent to kill Kira, I guess I'll have to do it myself!" Widget shouted. She powered on her tazer again, only to be cut off by the sound of drums beating.

It was then, I heard the voices. The voices signalizing his arrival.
"No, no not yet! I'm not ready! We haven't finished our deal yet!" A wall of flame shot up and the very room seemed to turn into hell itself. A man came out of the flame, with a black tuxedo, a black cane, and a black top hat.
"Our deal isn't completed!" I shouted again. The man let out a laugh of pure joy.
"Well, Elfy boy. You made a big mistake in trusting me to get you vengeance. You see, when we made our little deal. I forgot to tell you one little thing." The man brought his face inches from mine. "Don't ever trust the Devil, *****!" He shouted as he shoved his fist inside my chest and ripped out my soul. The Devil gave a quick salute to Widget and the other survivors, before leaping back into the wall of fire. The endless abyss awaited me. The last thing I saw before falling into the dark, was Widget's glowing eyes and her smiling face.

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Malbourne

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So...Was this a killsteal, technically? Can that be considered a kill? Does that add to the total number of murdered? I can't even...
 

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@Elfgore: You know, if you killed someone, there was a good chance that you could've won.

Whatever the case, nice death post. It was fun working for you. We had a pretty good run.
 

Elfgore

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@Neuromancer: I probably could have, but eh. It doesn't feel right going down with the greats because people didn't vote. It's been a blast for me as well. We kicked some serious ass before going down.

The reactions here are perfect! No one predicts a suicide!
 

Elfgore

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@Lewd Cop James funs: I knew you'd love this ending. I tried my friend. I voted for him, I even tried to kill him. Only I failed.
 

Aerosteam

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[HEADING=1]Elfgore was murdered![/HEADING]Remember when I said Kira could kill me? I lied. Full game over announcement to come soon.​