Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

[Aerosteam]

Raundo 59 is now over. I hope you guys enjoyed playing, with what little of you are left. Now, on with the extended cut!

Spoiler: How Chaucer died

[HEADING=3]How Chaucer died[/HEADING]

He kicked the bucket.

Spoiler: What if I died

[HEADING=3]What if I died[/HEADING]

Or something along the lines.

Spoiler: An interview with my favourite contestant

[HEADING=3]An interview with my favourite contestant[/HEADING]

Oh wait. The contestant died. There's just a chair.

Spoiler: Death Award Winner #1

[link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.858702-Serial-Killer-Round-59-Wake-Up-Machine-Death-Awards-Voting-Time?page=32#21454525]

[HEADING=1]Neuromancer[/HEADING][/link]

Spoiler: Death Award Winner #2

[link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.858702-Serial-Killer-Round-59-Wake-Up-Machine-Death-Awards-Voting-Time?page=8#21324518]

[HEADING=1]Malbourne[/HEADING][/link]

Spoiler: Death Award Winner #3

[link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.858702-Serial-Killer-Round-59-Wake-Up-Machine-Death-Awards-Voting-Time?page=14#21358123]

[HEADING=1]Caramel Frappe[/HEADING][/link]

Spoiler: Game Master's Pick

[link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.858702-Serial-Killer-Round-59-Wake-Up-Machine-Death-Awards-Voting-Time?page=36#21469090]

[HEADING=1]Elfgore[/HEADING][/link]

Spoiler: Story Ending

Well I'd say this raundo was pretty successful. Ratings went up by a billionty percent, I was nominated for best game presenter at the SHAFTAs, but more importantly the only person who could stop me is dead. Though it was a very disappointing encounter, it was passed off as a regular murder and nobody questioned the outcome, everyone thought Kira killed himself! Heh, when that happened towards the end it smashed previous records. What morons, the public will eat anything up. I'm sure next season will be even more popular.

Three survivors wasn't too bad. They'll be back here soon enough, and will have to deal with Kira's replacement then.

 

[SirDerpy]

@Aero: "An interview with my favorite contestant"

My sides, they hurt.

Also, next season, huh? Bring it, Kira! I'll take what you have to give, anytime, anywhere!

 

[Elfgore]

@Aero: Alright, that just got me laughing for a while. A pun so terrible it was fantastic! And did you really like mine? Or did you just like it cause you were in it?

Is this also an all-clear for me to get the next round going?

 

[deserteagleeye]

@Elfgore: Do the thing.

 

[Drummodino]

@Aero: Very nice. I think this round was one of the best yet.

 

[FPLOON]

@Aerosteram: That would be the least thing for me to worry about, though... Besides, I was too indecisive to choose just 3 deaths, anyway...

 

[Aerosteam]

Inhuman Complex.