Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[Crysan]

So many good death posts, but I think I'll vote for Headsprouter first, Frappe second and Gritch third.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Oh hey, FatHippo wasn't the killer.

But he *was* unspeakably evil. And fat.

I wouldn't say I was "unspeakably" evil. I just happened to look like the Killer, I never actually did anything. And really, if you guys can't see the vague resemblance between a triceratops and a hippo, you have no one but yourselves to blame!

And being fat ain't a reason to execute a guy neither. Just means there's more of me to love.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Oh hey, FatHippo wasn't the killer.

But he *was* unspeakably evil. And fat.

I wouldn't say I was "unspeakably" evil. I just happened to look like the Killer, I never actually did anything. And really, if you guys can't see the vague resemblance between a triceratops and a hippo, you have no one but yourselves to blame!

And being fat ain't a reason to execute a guy neither. Just means there's more of me to love.

I can't speak it so I'd say unspeakably evil. And it'd probably your demonic nature that gave you horns and made you easy to confuse for a triceratops.

And being unspeakably fat is totally a reason to execute you! You'll feed us for weeks to come.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I can't speak it so I'd say unspeakably evil. And it'd probably your demonic nature that gave you horns and made you easy to confuse for a triceratops.

And being unspeakably fat is totally a reason to execute you! You'll feed us for weeks to come.

You speak of my demonic nature, and yet you want to eat me? You may have found the killer, but I think we all know: humanity[footnote]and bears[/footnote] was the real monster all along.

Anyway, death post rankings:

[HEADING=1]1. Gritch[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]2. Armadox[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]3. Caramel Frappe[/HEADING]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I can't speak it so I'd say unspeakably evil. And it'd probably your demonic nature that gave you horns and made you easy to confuse for a triceratops.

And being unspeakably fat is totally a reason to execute you! You'll feed us for weeks to come.

You speak of my demonic nature, and yet you want to eat me? You may have found the killer, but I think we all know: humanity[footnote]and bears[/footnote] was the real monster all along.

Of course we're monsters. We've been ritualisticaly executing one another, one person every day, testing our hypothesis by seeing if another one of us is murdered in the morning. The hints were all there from the start. We are the monsters and we are victorious. The hero had little chance.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

[HEADING=1]1.Crysan[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]2.Caramel Frappe[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]3.Demagogue[/HEADING]

those are my choices

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

[HEADING=1]1.Crysan[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]2.Caramel Frappe[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]3.Demagogue[/HEADING]

those are my choices

Look at where your previous life choices have led you and consider if you want to keep on going down that path

 

[FPLOON]

Welp... Not only can I obviously not vote for myself, but I have 5 deaths I want to place my vote towards and I can't seem to narrow them down without nitpicking between the ones that sounds more "death-like", at best...

This has been the third time this has happened to me... I don't think I'm cut out to vote...

 

[Demagogue]

[HEADING=1]1. Gritch[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]2. Headsprouter[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]3. Armadox[/HEADING]

 

[Aerosteam]

[HEADING=1]1. Headsprouter[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]2. gritch[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]3. FPLOON[/HEADING]

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1]1. Caramel Frappe[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]2. Armadox[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]3. ARMADOX[/HEADING]