Serial Killer Round 77: Experiment 3-0159: Now with extra Science! Round over! Killer wins!

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Test Subject 004 (Spider RedNight) is dead! Voting will now begin.[/HEADING]
He was once without role and now has become a Trickster.

Tricksters may now act.

Everyone has until July 18 22:00 EST to get their votes in.[hr]
The sounds of a scream echo through the lab followed quickly by the nights going out. The abrupt change in lighting leaves you disorientated momentarily as to stumble to a nearby wall to follow. You carefully begin to trace the perimeter of the room you were in until you come to an open door. Its nearly upon you before you notice it. The amorphorous Trickster blob suddenly appears in front of you - its eyes glowing with a faint purple light. One of its many soulless faces stares intently at you. After a few seconds it lets out a slightly moan and the face that was staring at you goes slack. The mass makes its way across the room ignoring you in the direction of the scream. It doesn't seem aggressive but you'll be damn if that thing didn't creep you the hell out. Its blank eyes just seem to be reminding you that soon you'll be part of it.

You brush aside the thought of the creature and proceed down the hallway. The hallway is tight barely even wide enough for two people to stand side-by-side. You can reach out and touch both walls without issue. You've been stuck in the laboratory for quite a while now but you don't remember a hallway like this. Maybe it's just too dark? Ahead you see a bit of light filtering in from a doorway. You decide to enter.

Faint moonlight from the slits of boarded up windows barely illuminate the room. Inside are several culture tubes like the one you originally emerged from. Over one of them preaches a man precariously standing upon a stack of old medical equipment to reach the top of one of the tanks. He has a mass a unruly black hair upon his head. His chin is spotted with a equally unruly beard. A over-sized labcoat hangs from his shoulders - stained with burn marks and some sort of red liquid. He extends a spoon into the tube and drinks deeply from it.

Could use more urea perhaps. What do you think?

At this the man turns and extends the spoon to someone beside him obscured from your point of view by the tube.

C'mon now just taste it. Stop being so stubborn! I'm sorry I took my frustration out on you earlier. This experiment hasn't exactly gone as planned. We got this weird amorphous blob going around eating up all the dead people now. Making my life a nightmare.

He lets out a sigh.

C'mon just taste it, won't you?

He extends the spoon toward the person yet again.

DON'T JUST IGNORE ME!

At this he throws the spoon to the ground.

What's so interesting over there anyway?

He turns and stares directly at you. Your eyes meet - his like little black marbles. He points a finger toward you.

You? What are you doing here? You're not suppose to be here!

He jumps down from the stack of equipment and begins to run across the room away from you. You give chase bit are surpised by how swift the frail man could be and before you even manage to cover a few feet he's left the room. You walk around the tube to see who he was talking to earlier.

You're even more confused than you were before.
Pardon the delay. Saturday's D&D night. My Scout/Barbarian had some undead freaks to mess up!
 

Revnak_v1legacy

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tf2godz said:
as a blob creature we think it would be a good idea to vote for the snake Lady. She would make a great addition to our monstrous form
A valid point, myself. And might I add that we are looking quite lovely? That thing we did with tentacle seven is spectacular.

I am concerned that the snake lady would be a bit boney. Bad for digestion, those bones. She does have substantial meat in her human torso though. Maybe we could just take that part. That should go down easily
 

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Revnak said:
tf2godz said:
as a blob creature we think it would be a good idea to vote for the snake Lady. She would make a great addition to our monstrous form
A valid point, myself. And might I add that we are looking quite lovely? That thing we did with tentacle seven is spectacular.

I am concerned that the snake lady would be a bit boney. Bad for digestion, those bones. She does have substantial meat in her human torso though. Maybe we could just take that part. That should go down easily
Good point myself, but I really want something sweet to eat, plus we have a bad feeling about what armadox tasted lik
 

EvilRoy

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EvilRoy said:
Growing up I had a friend who would hunt and eat grass snakes. Weird little psycho said they were "chewy and bony". I can only assume lamias would be worse since they have a full skeleton too. Probably legs too. My theory is a lamia is a human that a snake got halfway through eating.
Wait. Did he just eat them raw? I'm picturing him going full Ozzy Osbourne and just biting off the damn thing's head while it's still alive.

You had (have) some interesting friends...
He cooked them in a little fire pit. It was this weird thing where a lot of parents in my area were avid hunters, and had a rule where if you killed something then you had to eat it for their kids as they learned how to shoot and trap. But, much like a teacher who learns that some kids just like the taste of glue, it turned out this kid just liked eating snake. The good news was he helped control the pest population though.
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Someone has been executed![/HEADING]
No Tricksters were directly involved. Death post incoming.[hr]I have no idea what's going on with the votes right now... but it's interesting.
 

EvilRoy

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My stomach turns. A few times. This experimentation is starting to really drag on me. And the humiliation! In the dimly lit reflection on the tube I once again look at the tatoo across my forehead, left there by the communist scientist scum.

puorg obecalp

What does that even mean. Its obviously not my name, so he must be mocking me. Just as this third arm I've grown out of my ass continues to mock my every move, unhelpfully closing doors behind me, scratching me in all the wrong places, and ruining my pants. If I ever get out of here I'll end up on the streets after spending all my money on custom tailored pants.

A noise in the distance. Not from the weird wolf thing. Its dead. From something else. Thoughts getting stilted. Stupid commie scientist. Stupid commie drugs.

Wait no, it passed. I think I'm probably just tired, but I know commie scientists like I know the back of my third ass hand - which is to say, not at all. I can't see it behind me. Anyway, it is definitely and provably his fault.

As I contemplate the unfortunate reality of my uncatchable asshand, the noise continues to creep toward me, slowly gaining definition until individual steps and mutters can be heard distinct from the static of the mass. A sudden snapping behind me causes a startled turn - it appears that my posterior extremity had finally decided to make itself useful and alert me to the large crowd that had snuck up on me while in the throws of assward speculation.

"Greetings!" I state firmly, quietly trying to conceal my ass for a multitude of reasons. "I see you too have come in search of the scientist, no doubt to kill his commie ass. Or perhaps you seek the killer, who is probably a filthy capitalist and therefore equally deserving of death."

The mob continued to mutter and shuffle, apparently unsure about what precisely they were seeking, or who they really wanted to kill.

"Well, anyway, as you can see the scientist has fled and left this weird dead wolf thing here. I will remain here, to bury the body under whatever I can find, perform rites appropriate to its assumed religion of wolfism, and quietly pray for its peaceful passing."

"Your ass hand started making a 'jerk off' motion halfway through that speech." One of the many stated. "I think you're full of shit." Said another. "I just want to kill a fucker and you're right here." chimed in a third.

And so the crowd converged, not seeking justice or revenge. Just sort of confused and frustrated - trying to make some kind of headway for once.

As the lights dimmed, and they started to hit me with fists, bits of science, and in one unfortunate case a dead wolf thing a final gasp escaped. "Tell... Assy.... I loved him..."

Hours later, as the trickers converged to feed, a single assward hand slowly raised to life once more.
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Test Subject 013 (EvilRoy) has been executed! Begin Cycle 7![/HEADING]
He's dead. Ass hand and all. He had no role and will now join the legion of Tricksters. High five!... please use your other hand...

Killer and Lawyer may now act.[hr]Honestly I don't know what I was aiming for with the whole ass-hand modification. Oh well.
 

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@EvililiiililRoy:

War Wilf approved! I assume WILF stands for: Wolf I'd Like to Fondle?

Your turd hand has permission to fondle.
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Someone has been murdered![/HEADING]
Death post incoming... I think...
 

BeerTent

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Sadly, I'm tired as fuck, and deleted two terrible ideas. I'm fucking dead. I thought someone was stroking my hair like I'm an adorable pet, much like Wary... But it was FULL OF SPIDERS! SPIDERS AND LIES!

All that might be left behind is a bloody, INNOCENT mask...
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Test Subject 014 (BeerTent) is dead! Voting will now begin.[/HEADING]
He had no role and has now become a Trickster.
Tricksters may now act.
Everyone has until July 23 10:00 EST to get their votes in.[hr]That was fast. Caught me online too... of course.
 

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FPLOON said:
Where is that music coming from? What did I just step in? Where is everyone?
 

EvilRoy

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My asshand is now and has always been better at hygiene than the rest of me. Probably a necessity thing, really. Aaaaanyway. Who am I supposed to trick now? Is there another three handed freak I could kill for funsies?
 

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@Eve Elroy:

I assumed that now that Be a tent has died he'll be the one organizing all the tricks, what being the resident furry pinp and all. You could always try killing Secondhand Revnant, so when he dies and comes back he becomes a third-hand Revenant...

Eh. It worked with JoJo.