Dirty Cop James funs said:
*looks at
Headsprouter*
Well, multiple stab wounds in his back, suggest it was with a sharp object.
The rope around his neck and the fact that he's connected with it to the ceiling, hint at hanging.
The electric wires going to his body from the machine with the giant Frankenstein switch on it, imply a crude electrocution.
The guns on the floor and the discarded shells are cause to suspect lead poisoning.
The tank with man eating rabid piranhas
and sharks he is submerged in makes me think he might have been allergic to sea food.
The clowns over there in the corner, who recently escaped from the Mental Institution For Incredibly Dangerous Mutant Clowns Who Worship The Great Death-God Of Clowns By Demanding Sacrifices Be Made In His Dreaded Name And Then Lie About It (MIFIDMCWWTGDOCBDSBMIHDNATLAI) say they don't know anything, and they look like sincere enough.
Thus, I can only conclude, it was an accident. You know,
Headsprouter slipped, tripped fell several times on a knife, then got his neck stuck in a noose, etc. You know, rather boring. I'm a bit clumsy myself, so I get into a similar situation relatively frequently.
This Monday being the 4th of July might stall out this next cycle for a lot of the American test subjects anyway.
