Serial Killer Round 77: Experiment 3-0159: Now with extra Science! Round over! Killer wins!
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I was born to eat lobster.
I was only a child the first time I saw the sea and heard its siren call. It was so beautiful, an endless expanse of calm over the raging power of the tides. I ran out to embrace it, ruining my pants, my favorite hat, and my GameBoy. I nearly drowned too, which I guess sucked. BUT MY GAMEBOY!
I vowed revenge. I would destroy the sea, just as it had destroyed my hat. At first I just trod more direct methods, I threw rocks and sticks, and called it terrible names like "poop water," "pee," or "Dolphin cum." Then I started to think more strategically. I would buy six packs of soda and flush the plastic wrap down the toilet. I would pour entire bottles of cleaning products down the drain. I once sank an oil tanker. I mean, it was a fake one, and it was in my bathtub, but it was always more of a symbolic gesture than anything. Still, the ocean would not yield, and the hollow in my heart left by my GameBoy was unfilled.
It was then that I learned of my insatiable apetite for shellfish. I could eat a buffet out of business, except buffets don't sell seafood because it's dangerous. I devoured all of the citizens of that contemptible realm that I encountered, and set numerous world records. I bought a whole Red Lobster with my winning from competitive eating, but sadly the giant lobster sign is not actually edible. False advertising if you ask me.
My war with the sea has consumed me it appears. Those terrible lobster men brought me here, acting to protect their home and their people, and now I lie dead, a broken, pantsless man. There was some science stuff too I guess. Some guy vomited on me and killed me. It was gross. Who even does that?
I was only a child the first time I saw the sea and heard its siren call. It was so beautiful, an endless expanse of calm over the raging power of the tides. I ran out to embrace it, ruining my pants, my favorite hat, and my GameBoy. I nearly drowned too, which I guess sucked. BUT MY GAMEBOY!
I vowed revenge. I would destroy the sea, just as it had destroyed my hat. At first I just trod more direct methods, I threw rocks and sticks, and called it terrible names like "poop water," "pee," or "Dolphin cum." Then I started to think more strategically. I would buy six packs of soda and flush the plastic wrap down the toilet. I would pour entire bottles of cleaning products down the drain. I once sank an oil tanker. I mean, it was a fake one, and it was in my bathtub, but it was always more of a symbolic gesture than anything. Still, the ocean would not yield, and the hollow in my heart left by my GameBoy was unfilled.
It was then that I learned of my insatiable apetite for shellfish. I could eat a buffet out of business, except buffets don't sell seafood because it's dangerous. I devoured all of the citizens of that contemptible realm that I encountered, and set numerous world records. I bought a whole Red Lobster with my winning from competitive eating, but sadly the giant lobster sign is not actually edible. False advertising if you ask me.
My war with the sea has consumed me it appears. Those terrible lobster men brought me here, acting to protect their home and their people, and now I lie dead, a broken, pantsless man. There was some science stuff too I guess. Some guy vomited on me and killed me. It was gross. Who even does that?
okay I got another body for my project, that great. Also the killer killed someone on the list for some reason so we're down to 4, Caramel Frappe is also at the anime place so it couldn't do the murder so now it's 3.
002. Fat_Hippo
006. Demagogue
010. Armadox
I think it armadox because he seems the most likely not be paying attention to the spy list
002. Fat_Hippo
006. Demagogue
010. Armadox
I think it armadox because he seems the most likely not be paying attention to the spy list
It is most likely Armadox, not because he's not likely to be paying attention to the spy list, but more to fuck with us all by offing someone on the spy list.tf2godz said:
Which is exactly what Demagogue wants us to think!
Bear in mind that the killer tried killing two others, so probably offed Revnak because they thought he was likely the Medic.
And given that last round the killer had the votes, I'd say Revnak wasn't with the Killer on votes. And the killer probably knows that Revnak would be the last to be targeted.
DAMN YOU KILLER! I wanted to off Revnak in a crusade of blood!
Another thing to consider is the fact I tried to get 9 of you suckers to vote for Demagogue, and instead we lost our spy.
Perhaps this tells you something as well?
[HEADING=2]Test Subject 015 (Revnak) is dead! Voting will begin.[/HEADING]
He had no role and has now become (drum roll please) a Trickster.
Given tomorrow is a holiday for me and my fellow Americans I'm going to extend the voting phase a bit. Everyone has until July 6 10:00 EST to get their votes in.
Arbiter and Tricksters are may act now.
[hr]
The intercom comes back to life.
I see test subject 015 met our intern. Nice fellow. Came highly recommended but no one in the lab's seen him for a few weeks now. If anyone sees him please let us kn-
There's the sound of someone knocking on a door.
Oh that's lunch. Seafood again? I'm tired of lobster. It was great for the first few days but it's been two weeks now. Free's free though.
The sound of someone sloppily eating food fills the room.
Damn are we out of butter? Oh? This thing's still on isn't it. Shit.
Continue as you were. You're all SCIENCE[sup]TM[/sup]-ing very well.
He had no role and has now become (drum roll please) a Trickster.
Given tomorrow is a holiday for me and my fellow Americans I'm going to extend the voting phase a bit. Everyone has until July 6 10:00 EST to get their votes in.
Arbiter and Tricksters are may act now.
[hr]
I see test subject 015 met our intern. Nice fellow. Came highly recommended but no one in the lab's seen him for a few weeks now. If anyone sees him please let us kn-
There's the sound of someone knocking on a door.
Oh that's lunch. Seafood again? I'm tired of lobster. It was great for the first few days but it's been two weeks now. Free's free though.
The sound of someone sloppily eating food fills the room.
Damn are we out of butter? Oh? This thing's still on isn't it. Shit.
Continue as you were. You're all SCIENCE[sup]TM[/sup]-ing very well.
I think our killer is desperately trying to cast doubt on our list.
I remember doing that once. Do we still have a hall of infamy or whatever it's called? Being a successful killer seems kind of hard.
The list for which I make no claims in regards to its legitimacy. That's against the rules, right?
I remember doing that once. Do we still have a hall of infamy or whatever it's called? Being a successful killer seems kind of hard.
The list for which I make no claims in regards to its legitimacy. That's against the rules, right?
Hey! Guys! I found the exit!
Sadly, I had to go to freakin' work, and when I remembered a few days later to come back and tell you, I fell down a hole, and caved in the exit... Sorry.
Woah, guys... Smells like a buncha dead bodies in here. Dunno if you know this, but DoPo over there is looking pretty freaking dead.
Anyway. I apologize, first of all, Jesus Work is hard now. Second, I think we should vote Armadox, because we all need to take a seat and remember when I was the killer, and I murdered every one of you. Very successfully. God that was fun. How time flies, right? Anyway, I'm estimating the possibility of image and/or video evidence to be fake is approximately somewhere at or around the possible range between 20% and 95%. Either way, I like those numbers, I'm a gambling man, and if this were XCOM, I'd take the shot... SQUADDIE GRITCH! EXECUTE THAT MAN!
Sadly, I had to go to freakin' work, and when I remembered a few days later to come back and tell you, I fell down a hole, and caved in the exit... Sorry.
Woah, guys... Smells like a buncha dead bodies in here. Dunno if you know this, but DoPo over there is looking pretty freaking dead.
Anyway. I apologize, first of all, Jesus Work is hard now. Second, I think we should vote Armadox, because we all need to take a seat and remember when I was the killer, and I murdered every one of you. Very successfully. God that was fun. How time flies, right? Anyway, I'm estimating the possibility of image and/or video evidence to be fake is approximately somewhere at or around the possible range between 20% and 95%. Either way, I like those numbers, I'm a gambling man, and if this were XCOM, I'd take the shot... SQUADDIE GRITCH! EXECUTE THAT MAN!
If you guys can muster up enough votes for JoJo I'm definitely not opposed to telling him you guys killed him.[sub]Just include a valid target along with your vote for JoJo[/sub]TizzytheTormentor said:
He rejected my polite attempted kidnapping at the beginning of the round anyway.