Serial Killer Round 8 (Executed)

[Fury Is Me.]

Sure thing War.

 

[axle 19]

Wait since he is dead he can enjoy the magical JIB with me. Am I right or am I right? *Devours more food*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Maybe. His fail was so epic he might need to go to hell for this round.

 

[War Penguin]

... Huh, Heaven looks a lot different than what I expected.

There's a lot of fire, I'm still in pain, everyone has horns and are screaming... but I still see Jesus and it says "Heaven" on the map, that's the messed up part.

 

[sky14kemea]

Check again, is "Heaven" spelt right?

 

[axle 19]

Wow, well I can't see you War. *Keg Stands* Try asking for directions.

 

[War Penguin]

*checks*
...
OOOHHH..... shit.

Then why the... Hell do I see Jesus?

 

[CounterAttack]

Check the quality of the buffet. You know what JIB's like, right? Now compare what you see in front of you to what you remember from JIB last time you died.

 

[sky14kemea]

Thats not Jesus! That's Pete the insane homeless hobo! He died while trying to rape a chicken! D:

 

[War Penguin]

Then why does he say he's Jesus?

... And why the *Sigh* Hell is he giving me weird looks?

 

[axle 19]

Thats not Jesus! That's Pete the insane homeless hobo! He died while trying to rape a chicken! D:

Wow that may me laugh my ass off. Sorry War it would seem you are condemned to hell for your fail. I will try to swing a JIB pass from the Boss.

 

[sky14kemea]

Depends Pengu... do penguins look like chickens?

He probably see's the beak and thinks "Woooooeee~"

RUN PENGU RUN!!!

Also thanks axle, I do try xD

 

[axle 19]

I doubt Penguin wants the alternative, try to cause a distraction.

 

[War Penguin]

No, my human suit is here with me, thankfully, so he doesn't see my bird form.

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh pheeeew. xD Okay then, maybe there's a demon chicken hiding behind you?

Either way, stay away from Pete

 

[axle 19]

I'll see what I can do from up here. Any ideas on how to convince the big man that his embarrasment in punishment enough so he can come an enjoy the JIB?

 

[CounterAttack]

You could always send Penguin a Get Out Of Jail Free card. =)

 

[axle 19]

Where would I get one? Unfortunately I maxed out Explosives not Sneak.

 

[CounterAttack]

Just play a few rounds of Persuasion and the big guy should give you one without a problem.

 

[axle 19]

Ok hold on let me just read Lying:Congressional Style.....Ok Penguin your cleared the golden escalator should be descending to get you. Just don't spit over the side.