Serial Killer Round 8 (Executed)

[Fury Is Me.]

Yeah, that's pathetic, I'm a level 20 Bounty Hunter.

 

[CounterAttack]

Level 13 is an important level for a Seal Clubber, or any other class in Kingdom of Loathing. Which are the Turtle Tamer, Pastamancer, Sauceror, Disco Bandit and Accordion Thief.

And hey. Just try and take me on. I've got my Sledgehammer of the Vaelkyr, and I'll lay you out with one Bashing Slam Smash. To add injury to insult, I'm also using an obsidian dagger for extra prismatic damage.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Does it do sleaze damage

 

[CounterAttack]

Yep. Plus hot, cold, spooky and stench.

 

[axle 19]

Shit, I remember the days in the good ol' Kingdom. I always stopped at the Macguffin quest. Lat time I was a level 12 seal clubber.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm currently in my ninth life, first time Seal Clubber, first time Bad Moon. I'm unlocking the moon sign permanently, and let me tell you, it's a mission and a half with that Black Cat annoying me half the time. Fluffles is gonna be confined to the Terrarium after this ascension.

 

[Sleekgiant]

????? Yeah I'll just stay lost

 

[CounterAttack]

It's a browser game found at this link. Is an Adventurer you?

[/shameless plug]

 

[Sleekgiant]

Meh maybe later, waiting for a PM response then off to bed

 

[axle 19]

Stupid forum hamsters sleeping on the job. Your going for permanent bad moon, Congrats man. I don't know why I stopped playing last time but my account is still active. As I recall I only had the Macguffin and the Naughty Sorceress left before I ascended.

 

[CounterAttack]

You finished the war before the MacGuffin quest? Unusual, considering the war's between the MacGuffin and the Sorceress.

 

[axle 19]

I may be forgetting something. Shit the frat house hippie war, woops forgot about that one.

 

[CounterAttack]

Indeed. And let me tell you, finishing that war is a ***** with a Black Cat. I had to wait until a while after eliminating the Frat Army before beating The Man. My cat blocked almost every Lunging Thrust-Smack I tried. Thankfully I now have my Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon, and I used it to great effect.

 

[axle 19]

What is the gap between them. For seal clubbers it's Hammer of smiting, bjorn's hammer, then what?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

So, if two people are tied, what do we do?

 

[axle 19]

He's waiting for more votes, If there is still a tie, I guess flip a coin.

 

[CounterAttack]

Bjorn's Hammer - Epic Weapon
Hammer of Smiting - Legendary Epic Weapon
Sledgehammer of the Vaelkyr - Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon.

 

[axle 19]

And how do I go about getting my sledgehammer?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

He's waiting for more votes, If there is still a tie, I guess flip a coin.

But that's going to be completely arbitrary!

 

[axle 19]

He's waiting for more votes, If there is still a tie, I guess flip a coin.

But that's going to be completely arbitrary!

Odds are you are not going to get a tie with this many people still left so dont worry about it.