So it all came down to this.
Quad08 sat back in his soft leather chair, watching the cops and accusers enter the elevator, seeing them press the button to the highest floor and smiled as he saw them loading their weapons. Looks like there was no way out for him.
Shuffling a few files on his desk to make it look tidier, he opened one of his desk drawers and pulled out a box of cigars, flipping open his gold colored lighter, he lit the end of the cigar but didn't put it in his mouth. Instead he simply waited, watching the numbers above the elevator doors slowly approached his floor.
The doors opened with the customary *ding* and the police officers and 4 accusers rushed into the room.
"Hands on your head Quad! We know you did it!"
"For the murders of hopeneverdies and Sporky111 you are charged with first degree murder!"
Quad08 slowly removed his glasses, wiping them off slowly as the officers slowly approached his desk
"Gentlemen...do you really think it'd be so simple?"
And with that he leaped from his chair, slipping his glasses on with one hand and tossing the burning cigar in one of the accusers eyes.
The officers raced towards him, but not before Quad08 dived out of one of the open windows, laughing madly has he plummeted down all 64 floors...
Two of the officers watched as the madman fell, turning away right before he hit the pavement
"Wow...killing yourself so you wouldn't be caught and half blinding one of your accusers as well? Thats a man who loved what he did"
The other cop nodded
"Indeed. You could almost say he..."
*Slips on glasses*
"...Fell for it"