Serial Killer Round Four!

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sky14kemea

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Mothercupboard... I'm trying to think whether I PMed the victim or not...

I'm gonna guess "or not"... and PM them :/
 

sky14kemea

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-.- Baaaah. PM has been sent. Shall I just announce it so the people awake can vote? :0
 

sky14kemea

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Finefinefine. Sorry in advance for ruining the tension for the victim.

The next victim is.... Sage42! D:

Cast your votes peeps!
 

sage42

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Sage sighed as he walked home form the dance....alone. "***** couldn't even of called saying she had decided not to go with me. But noooooooo she had to make a joke out of it. Shoulda just stayed home." He grumbled to himself. He had decided to take the long way home just to clear his head. All of a sudden a friend had popped up next to him. "Gah! Don't do that."

"Sorry." The person said with a smile "What's wrong?" the person asked. Sage related his evening and the person said "I can help you forget her."

"Really?" Sage said sounding hopeful.

"Yup, like so." The friend said pulling out a gun and shooting Sage in the leg. "Arrrgg! Damn it all to... What the f**k."

The friend merely smiled "I'm helping you forget."

"Why are you doing this?" Sage asked as the 'friend' aimed at his head. "Because it's fun." The friend said as they pulled the trigger.
Honestly I think this death kinda sucks but it's all I can think of. *shrugs*
 

War Penguin

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sage42 said:
Sage sighed as he walked home form the dance....alone. "***** couldn't even of called saying she had decided not to go with me. But noooooooo she had to make a joke out of it. Shoulda just stayed home." He grumbled to himself. He had decided to take the long way home just to clear his head. All of a sudden a friend had popped up next to him. "Gah! Don't do that."

"Sorry." The person said with a smile "What's wrong?" the person asked. Sage related his evening and the person said "I can help you forget her."

"Really?" Sage said sounding hopeful.

"Yup, like so." The friend said pulling out a gun and shooting Sage in the leg. "Arrrgg! Damn it all to... What the f**k."

The friend merely smiled "I'm helping you forget."

"Why are you doing this?" Sage asked as the 'friend' aimed at his head. "Because it's fun." The friend said as they pulled the trigger.
Honestly I think this death kinda sucks but it's all I can think of. *shrugs*
I don't know, I thought it was pretty good. That's one of the worst ways to die, which is a key for a serial killer... kill. :p
 

rhyno435

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Sage died? Man, I thought he was the killer.

sage42 said:
Sage sighed as he walked home form the dance....alone. "***** couldn't even of called saying she had decided not to go with me. But noooooooo she had to make a joke out of it. Shoulda just stayed home." He grumbled to himself. He had decided to take the long way home just to clear his head. All of a sudden a friend had popped up next to him. "Gah! Don't do that."

"Sorry." The person said with a smile "What's wrong?" the person asked. Sage related his evening and the person said "I can help you forget her."

"Really?" Sage said sounding hopeful.

"Yup, like so." The friend said pulling out a gun and shooting Sage in the leg. "Arrrgg! Damn it all to... What the f**k."

The friend merely smiled "I'm helping you forget."

"Why are you doing this?" Sage asked as the 'friend' aimed at his head. "Because it's fun." The friend said as they pulled the trigger.
Honestly I think this death kinda sucks but it's all I can think of. *shrugs*
It was pretty good. Nice play on the "Helping you forget" thing.
 

sky14kemea

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D:

You bastards!

PMing the executed victim!

(I can't be bothered to wait for a few more votes, and its finally not a tie for once xD)
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Neonbob was going abouot his normal night, researching locations that needed bombings and watching Tv.
Even though he'd heard about the recent killings, he felt secure in the seclusion of his location.
This made it very surprising when a group of people smashed into his house with a hijacked semi truck.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" he shouted when debris finally stopped falling from the wrecked wall and ceiling.
"You fucker! Don't act like you don't know what you've done," Metric yelled.
'Wait...you think I killed everyone? I've been here the whole time!"
The group all brought up weapons of various calibers.
"Suuure. Tell it to the armies of hell!"
In the last moments of life, Neon raised both hands, with middle fingers raised high.

I WAS INNOCENT, YOU ASSHOLES!
See what you've done...
 

Neonbob

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CounterAttack said:
Well, you went down in style, Neon. My condolences.
I suppose I can use that to make myself feel better.
Why did nobody trust me?