Serial Killer, same game, but cleaned up

[Lothae]

I'm running out of cliched eulogies to give :<
You will be missed, Sent - you would still be alive, if only Xero had been the killer.
I have to say everyone's deaths are really fun and creative - hope I'll be able to do such a nice one if I get whacked :/.
3rd time lucky with the executions, we hope?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

 

[sky14kemea]

D: oh dear lord.

*looks at coin*

Poor Sentinal10 =[ You will be missed.
[sup]Especially because your avatar is cool[/sup]

*puts flowers on grave*
[sub]I feel bad because I actually voted for you >____>[/sub]

 

[TheSentinel]

Thank you, both of you. I hope to give eulogies when you both die horrible deaths.

 

[sky14kemea]

Harshness > I like it.

Where is hopeneverdies tonight anyways?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

*shrugs* I dunno. My apologies, Sentinel.

 

[darkenergy134]

Sorry, Sentinel, you were so young...

We'll get him... whoever he is.

 

[darkenergy134]

I was sitting on my couch, drinking some coffee when it happened. Without any warning, a man threw a wire on my throat and started strangling me while several others taped me to my couch. The men were all wearing black and had their faces hidden under strange masks. After taping my mouth shut, the man behind me removed the wire. I could still feel my throat stinging.

"Sir, you are about to be executed for the murder of Sentinel10." One of the men said, removing his mask to reveal himself as Hopeneverdies. "Three of these men voted against you, and unfortunately for you, that was the majority. Now, any last words?" He ripped the tape off of my of my lips.

"Ah, fuck," I said, feeling the stinging on my mouth. "I'm not him... I just was trying to be funny." I felt the tears begin to well up.

"Oh well," Hope said, picking up a small gas can. "So long, killer."

"I'M NOT HIM!" I screamed, as he threw the gasoline all over me. "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME!?" Hope lit a match and held it above me.

"May you rot in the darkest circle of hell," he muttered, dropping the match. All that was after that was red, and heat, then darkness.

______________________

I'm not the killer... but thanks for killing me. Jerks.

 

[Lothae]

Ouch, I was certain the killer was dark >.<.
Sorry for unjustly lynching you then *cringe*.
And eek it's time for another killing - may God have mercy on us all :<.

Oh yes eulogy:
"I never trusted that darkenergy fellow, but it seems we were all wrong about him. A noble man indeed to persevere under such hurtful accusations, his death weighs heavily on our souls. Requiescat in Pace."

Spoiler

Yes I have been playing too much AC2 how did you know

 

[Pm0n3y]

Meanwhile, from beyond the grave...

I think we should get a list of all the people that haven't died yet. I'm sure it would make things easier.

EDIT: Wait, never mind, didn't see the first page.

 

[ravensshade]

excellent they haven't found out i'm the killer yet! (would be ironic if i get killed by real killer now..)
also i never proposed to lynch you dark

 

[Lothae]

excellent they haven't found out i'm the killer yet! (would be ironic if i get killed by real killer now..)
also i never proposed to lynch you dark

Wait wha-. Are you saying you're the killer, or are you joking, or are you using INSIDIOUS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON US BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY THE KILLER :<.
*Confusion*

 

[ravensshade]

excellent they haven't found out i'm the killer yet! (would be ironic if i get killed by real killer now..)
also i never proposed to lynch you dark

Wait wha-. Are you saying you're the killer, or are you joking, or are you using INSIDIOUS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON US BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY THE KILLER :<.
*Confusion*

meh it's one bit i feel lacking in this game as opposed to mafia and the like pure bred honest to god PARANOIA...

 

[sky14kemea]

Dark noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
T____T

Why do the good ones die young? =[

So I'm guessing we're PMing now? *phew* 'cause I'm worried I'll forget to check 1 night and then wake up dead T_T

 

[TheSentinel]

Meanwhile, In Heaven

So, we get another member of our club, eh, dark?

 

[sky14kemea]

WHO SAYS YOU'RE IN HE- Yeah actually you are probably in heaven :/

Quick! make it rain!

 

[hopeneverdies]

Sorry for not being on much last night, visiting relatives and all.

Votes:
darkenergy134 3
COR2000 1
Metric Monkey 1
Lothae 2
sky14kemea 1

darkenergy134, you shall be missed like the other 7 who have lost their lives to these sad circumstances, fueled by paranoia and fear.

 

[TheSentinel]

WHO SAYS YOU'RE IN HE- Yeah actually you are probably in heaven :/

Quick! make it rain!

Nope, only the FSM can do that. And we can't pull him away from the stripper factory.

 

[sky14kemea]

WHO SAYS YOU'RE IN HE- Yeah actually you are probably in heaven :/

Quick! make it rain!

Nope, only the FSM can do that. And we can't pull him away from the stripper factory.

Well who can blame him

NO BAD SKY!
*goes to sit in the corner*

 

[Lothae]

Two votes for me 0.o'
Seems I literally dodged a bullet on that one.

I feel unloved :.<

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Two votes for me 0.o'
Seems I literally dodged a bullet on that one.

I feel unloved :.<

Yer tellin' me. I have had no votes so far... >.<