Serial Killer, same game, but cleaned up

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sky14kemea

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Thursday. December 3rd. 10pm.

I was upstairs in my house, working on the computer as I always do late at night. I heard a weird noise from downstairs.
"Hello?" I left my computer on standby and went to check it out. It was dark outside my room, and the light switch wasn't working. I felt my way to the banister, then tripped on a banana skin and fell down the stairs.
"Oww, who put that there?" I got back up shakily and walked into the kitchen. As I opened the door a bucket full of bricks fell on my head. I felt someone was toying with me.
As blood trickled down my face, I felt against the wall for the light switch. This one wasn't working either.
"Okay, what's the big idea?" I asked, dizzy from the concussion. I heard a shuffle from near the doorway. Unfortunatly I had left my glasses upstairs, as I never work at my computer with them on.
I jumped up, ready to defend myself, when I was hit on the head from behind with a shovel. The world slowly faded from my sight as I was dragged outside of my house...

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In Heaven... Hey Sentinal10!.... Where's the buffet? T___T
 
sky14kemea

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Fantastic! *dresses like an angel for funsticks*

Mmmm, potatoooo *om nom nom nom*

*Goes to the edge*

AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEE ='[
 
Pm0n3y

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Meanwhile, in heaven...

Holy shit, Sky's dead?

*runs over to her and Sentinel*

"Wait... Why the hell are you wearing robes?" I ask her, while grabbing a plate, and getting on buffet line.
 
sky14kemea

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In heaven

Hi Pm0n3y.. The robes are to cheer me up D:

and Rand00m I think the killer does vote yes, 'cause he/she would wanna pin the blame on someone else and stay undercover as long as possible? :0
 
Lothae

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Nuu not sky! This thread won't be nearly as fun now :<
Hopefully you'll haunt us some more at least ^^
And hey, I don't see the promised eulogy Sent - where's the vitriol you were promising earlier? xD

Edit: Oh yes, eulogy up when I have time - have to go at the moment >.<.
Too many emoticons, as always.
 
sky14kemea

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In heaven

I plan to haunt the heck outta this thread :D

PH34R MY 4W350M3 |-|4UNT1NG 5K1LL5!
 
TheSentinel

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Oh, yes, my eulogy. Sorry, I was distracted by the stripper factories.

"Sky was a good man, but, when his time came, it was hilarious for all.
For he fell down his stairs after slipping on a banana peel, which is the oldest in the book.
Then, he was hit with a pile of bricks, which were meticulously placed in his closet.
The sheer implications that the killer has THAT much time on his hands is very funny.
And lo, he was finally struck down with a shovel, no doubt that was later used to bury the corpse.
Also, did you notice that the killer broke his pattern?
He killed everyone else with a gun.
But not Sky.
What does that imply?
What? Oh, sorry, I'm rambling. I will rap this up now.
So, yeah. Sky is dead, but, on the plus side, Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories!"
 
sky14kemea

sky14kemea

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In heaven

Did he always use a gun?... Crap! D;

But thanks Sentinal =] I liked it
[sub]Although I'm actually a she... >.> no harm done, I ain't bothered[/sub]

And RAND00M... Too harsh *runs away crying*
 
XIII's Number XIV

XIII's Number XIV

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Goodbye, Sky. Gotta fly!

[small] Ok, that was gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.......

My apologies for your loss.[/small]
 
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