Serial Suer Drops All Lawsuits

Andronicus

Terror Australis
Mar 25, 2009
1,846
0
0
And so concludes the controversial and much scrutinised Estavillo Chronicles within the vast and ever evolving realm of Whatthehelliswrongwiththesepeople...
 

Lord Krunk

New member
Mar 3, 2008
4,809
0
0
Khell_Sennet said:
I rarely wish ill on another person and mean it, but I do truly hope this whackjob falls into a deep DEEP well and starves to death. Yes, I mean it. Even if it means his ghost will crawl out of your TV screen and murder you if you stumble across a cursed video clip on PSN, and fail to pass the clip on to another victim.
He's probably agoraphobic for a reason.
 

Lord Krunk

New member
Mar 3, 2008
4,809
0
0
Khell_Sennet said:
Lord Krunk said:
Khell_Sennet said:
I rarely wish ill on another person and mean it, but I do truly hope this whackjob falls into a deep DEEP well and starves to death. Yes, I mean it. Even if it means his ghost will crawl out of your TV screen and murder you if you stumble across a cursed video clip on PSN, and fail to pass the clip on to another victim.
He's probably agoraphobic for a reason.
Judging from his actions, I'd hazard a guess that he's three-parts "Herp Derp", one part "Hngyyyyaaaa", and thus can't socialize well with others, and uses agoraphobia as an excuse for his behavior. But that's just speculation, having never met him.
A bit like Lleyton Hewitt blaming getting his ass handed to him by Federer on a sprained leg. Just an excuse to feel special, I guess.
 
Nov 28, 2007
10,686
0
0
Grounogeos said:
And I thought suing McDonalds because you're enough of a fucktard to put a hot cup of coffee between your legs was stupid...
Off-topic, but every time I see this case mentioned, I feel the need to clear up the facts. First, Stella Liebeck, the woman who sued McDonald's, only got 75% of what she sought, since the jury found her to be 25% at fault. Why was she not completely at fault? Because the McDonald's coffee was unholy hot.

How hot was it? Well, the normal serving temperature for coffee at places like Dunkin Donuts and such is 140 degrees Fahrenheit. McDonald's served their coffee at 180 degrees Fahrenheit. Therefore, when she spilled the coffee on herself, rather than her getting some mild reddened skin before the coffee cools, as you'd expect, she got third-degree burns. Let me repeat and emphasize that. She got third degree burns from spilling coffee onto her pants.

The issue wasn't so much her spilling the coffee on herself. The issue was that the coffee was served without any warning of just how hot it was, which you'd think would be necessary if you were knowingly serving coffee at 40 degrees Fahrenheit above the norm.
 

Lullabye

New member
Oct 23, 2008
4,425
0
0
SimuLord said:
OBJECTION! The plaintiff is a complete fucktard!

Sustained.
We will request a 15 minute recess at this time to review facts(like how not to be a fucktard).

OT: Finally. My god I've seen alot of stupid shit but seriously.....We shoulda put a hit out on the guy a looooong time ago...
 

Benjeezy

New member
Dec 3, 2009
523
0
0
Khell_Sennet said:
Lord Krunk said:
Khell_Sennet said:
I rarely wish ill on another person and mean it, but I do truly hope this whackjob falls into a deep DEEP well and starves to death. Yes, I mean it. Even if it means his ghost will crawl out of your TV screen and murder you if you stumble across a cursed video clip on PSN, and fail to pass the clip on to another victim.
He's probably agoraphobic for a reason.
Judging from his actions, I'd hazard a guess that he's three-parts "Herp Derp", one part "Hngyyyyaaaa", and thus can't socialize well with others, and uses agoraphobia as an excuse for his behavior. But that's just speculation, having never met him.
Mix in "Doh ho hoi" to taste.

Serve with a side of...
 

CuddlyCombine

New member
Sep 12, 2007
1,142
0
0
dmase said:
Well unless he is gonna check himself into a 24 hour mental hospital after this then no he is doing nothing but hurting other people so he can go play in traffic.
Outstanding! You've got a sense of compassion rivalling that of a steel slab. I'm glad to live in the twenty-first century, where human beings can wish for the demise of those who aren't fully in their right mind.

Who exactly did he hurt? Did his previous lawsuits keep you up at night? Did his subpoena to Winona Ryder tear down an orphanage on its way to the courtroom?

If it was just one person representing your viewpoint, I'd wave it off as typical Internet idiocy. It's your right to hold an opinion, no matter how lamentable I may find it. But to imagine that there are dozens of people who see it fitting to express their hatred for this man - that's just mind-boggling.

People will have mental illnesses. It happens. Deal with it and move on.
 

Cid Silverwing

Paladin of The Light
Jul 27, 2008
3,134
0
0
The troll ragequit.

If I see an article about how he committed suicide or got killed in the nearest future, I will laugh.
 

CuddlyCombine

New member
Sep 12, 2007
1,142
0
0
Cid SilverWing said:
The troll ragequit.

If I see an article about how he committed suicide or got killed in the nearest future, I will laugh.
See my post above as to why my body starts manufacturing toxins when I see things like this.
 

Good morning blues

New member
Sep 24, 2008
2,664
0
0
What the fuck was he suing Winona Rider for?

Grounogeos said:
And I thought suing McDonalds because you're enough of a fucktard to put a hot cup of coffee between your legs was stupid...
There are a lot of frivolous lawsuits in the US, but the McDonalds hot coffee case was not one of them. The woman was burned by coffee that was far hotter than the pre-existing legal limit after the McDonalds location in question had already been warned by officials that their coffee was too hot.

How hot was it? Welp, she spilled it on her lap, and it was so hot that it fused her labia to the skin on her inner thighs.
 

CrysisMcGee

New member
Sep 2, 2009
1,792
0
0
The Squeaky wheel finally decided to quiet down. Nothing against him personnally, but you've got to realize how trivial lawsuits can be. I hope he cheers up and continues to enjoy gaming, and somehow go out and meet people.
 

VGCATZ

New member
Nov 23, 2007
59
0
0
This news makes me feel warm and fuzzy knowing that pointless litigation has been stopped
 

RatRace123

Elite Member
Dec 1, 2009
6,651
0
41
His stupidity must have gotten to the point where he can't even believe what an ass hat he looked like.
Good, we don't need people like him as reflections of the gaming community.