Seriously? (NSFW)

[MatParker116]

http://kotaku.com/5699406/nsfw-another-junk-peripheral

Does the second picture look like what I think it looks like? Because that is just wrong and potentially quite painful.

 

[RatRace123]

I'm going to preserve my innocence and assume it's a device used to fistbump your virtual bro in a new game.

 

[TrollOgerElf]

what is that a punch the fan in the face mach.... oh...

 

[Irridium]

Pfft... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man thats hilarious. It better have a rumble feature.

 

[MatParker116]

what is that a punch the fan in the face mach.... oh...

unfortunately yes

 

[RatRace123]

I'm going to preserve my innocence and assume it's a device used to fistbump your virtual bro in a new game.

Oh yes. There will be fisting.

DAMN YOU! My innocence is destroyed now!

 

[Woodsey]

I would totally use that.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IT all depends on how dirty your mind is. I read the description and saw it was for one of those erotic type games so that helped.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Never wanted something so bad!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS
CLEARLY WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS SOME SORT OF BROFIST GAME
OR PERHAPS YOU just sort of... clutch them and swing them like... moonstruck...

augh

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Oh dear...
I dont understand why people would want that?
Just use your hand, lazy pricks.

 

[Mcface]

OR.
you can hire several prostitutes (or one high end call girl) for the same price and actually get laid.

 

[Folio]

Something like this was made for the Wii a few years ago.

...Where will you put these things when you're done with it?

 

[Gardenia]

We all laugh at this, but I'm guessing a good portion of us are thinking "Wouldn't mind trying that just once!"
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Thanks, Jim Jeffries[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[PleasantKenobi]

The biggest problem I have with the second picture is that it looks like you are going to be brought to climx by a robotic doctor, one that to me, appears to have an air of robtoicised masculinity to it. I ain't knocking my non-heterosexual brothers and sister's here, but that seems slightly at odds with the notion that it is for use along with straight erotica based video games.

I don't really want to be wanked off by a man or a robot, nor a combination of the two.

 

[ferv0r]

I don't see what's wrong with any of those devices.

Toys have been around for women for ages. What's wrong with making toys for the boys too? Aren't guys the ones who are usually into gadgets?

 

[AndyFromMonday]

That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. I can handle a lot of shit but I just can't handle that for some reason.

 

[subject_87]

Japan and bizarre, perverse stuff is like the Mideast and oil: just sitting on stockpiles taht could supply the rest of the world for decades.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Where would you put it... when you're not using...Is it safe to wash?

Argh. Really, this is the last thing I wanted to look at right now. I'd much rather read fanfic involving 4Chan and Tumblr, which by law of the internet (and the latest meme, 4Chumblr) there will be some around, than see, and then think about, that.

Calumon: I hate blindfolds. Why are they so dark? D:

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

And the award for most "No, thank you" goes to... this.