Know what? I've never heard of emption either...RatRace123 said:Not very, They taught us the mechanics of birth and STDs, but not of the emption, or the compassion.
I still don't understand either.
Know what? I've never heard of emption either...RatRace123 said:Not very, They taught us the mechanics of birth and STDs, but not of the emption, or the compassion.
I still don't understand either.
That was more or less the impression I was going for. Though it was more to the effect of putting your hand down his pants and finding a parakeet. Yours also works!Octorok said:Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.Skarin said:Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.
It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.
I think I'd rather find a parakeet in my trousers than a Prime Minister in my bedroom.Skarin said:That was more or less the impression I was going for. Though it was more to the effect of putting your hand down his pants and finding a parakeet. Yours also works!Octorok said:Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.Skarin said:Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.
It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.![]()
exactly the same for meMorsePacific said:We had sex ed in fifth grade at my elementary school. It taught us nothing about sex, but a hell of a lot about puberty. I learned everything I know about sex on the internet.
Well technically I meant a parakeet down inside the Prime Minister's pants. Then again it would make you wonder about the relationship one would have to share with the Prime Minister to know this information.Octorok said:I think I'd rather find a parakeet in my trousers than a Prime Minister in my bedroom.Skarin said:That was more or less the impression I was going for. Though it was more to the effect of putting your hand down his pants and finding a parakeet. Yours also works!Octorok said:Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.Skarin said:Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.
It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.![]()
The same pretty much, it was hillarious. Out teacher pulled out this massive black dildo, I don't even think it was regulation size (is there such a thing?) and he started to explain about the various kinds of condom, the glow in the dark ones and how to best dispose of them. He also discussed positions and how to make sure everyhting was sanitary. Fun and educations and thats what I call school.Octorok said:Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.Skarin said:Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.
It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.
OT : We had the full sex ed treatment, but the funniest was when a woman came in with a box full of condoms and dildos.
She is used to embarrassing teens, but we turned that class around and messed with that teacher. We had sword fights with some of the longer dildos, stole three of them and sat really awkwardly, one guy put on the strap-on she had and wiggled his hips about... Fun times.
Only thing was, she did the condom part then spent twenty minutes talking about female masturbation because she reckoned that by that point very few teenage boys would really, genuinely need any information on masturbation.
True, but a bit one-sided. Although watching things like "How to use a dildo or other phallic object" was incredibly hilarious, as was the reactions of the girls.
Anal pregnancy? Never even heard of it.cieply said:She spared us informing us on subjects of "anal pregnancy" etc.