Sex education in your school

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ThreeWords

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RatRace123 said:
Not very, They taught us the mechanics of birth and STDs, but not of the emption, or the compassion.

I still don't understand either.
Know what? I've never heard of emption either...
 

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In my last year at primary school we were given a small blue book that 'detailed' what we was going to go through over the next 10 or so years.

But what took the cake is the year 8 compulsory sex ed. video.

Part of me really wants to say the exact thing the narrator described as the 'act of sexual intercourse.'
 

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We got the whole nine yards at my school, even a game show version of guess that STI. Very interesting. On a related note, was walking into my college the other day when a giant poster popped out a me screaming, "Sex and You: Register today"
 

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Learned about it in Secondary... was nothing more exciting than being simply called to the nurse office, then forced to watch a very poorly made cartoon giving us the "important parts" with as little in deep information as possible, then sending us off.
 

Kaboose the Moose

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Octorok said:
Skarin said:
Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.

It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.
Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.
That was more or less the impression I was going for. Though it was more to the effect of putting your hand down his pants and finding a parakeet. Yours also works! :D
 

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Skarin said:
Octorok said:
Skarin said:
Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.

It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.
Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.
That was more or less the impression I was going for. Though it was more to the effect of putting your hand down his pants and finding a parakeet. Yours also works! :D
I think I'd rather find a parakeet in my trousers than a Prime Minister in my bedroom.
 

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MorsePacific said:
We had sex ed in fifth grade at my elementary school. It taught us nothing about sex, but a hell of a lot about puberty. I learned everything I know about sex on the internet.
exactly the same for me
 

Kaboose the Moose

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Octorok said:
Skarin said:
Octorok said:
Skarin said:
Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.

It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.
Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.
That was more or less the impression I was going for. Though it was more to the effect of putting your hand down his pants and finding a parakeet. Yours also works! :D
I think I'd rather find a parakeet in my trousers than a Prime Minister in my bedroom.
Well technically I meant a parakeet down inside the Prime Minister's pants. Then again it would make you wonder about the relationship one would have to share with the Prime Minister to know this information.
 

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Octorok said:
Skarin said:
Well we didn't have an abstinence lecture, just safe and responsible sex. Then a lecture on STDs and the problems facing teenage parents. Though the best part was the "how to put on a condom" course.

It involved zucchinis (courgettes) and condoms.
Gah! Good Lord Skarin, your avatar is as creepy as waking up to see the eyes of Gordon Brown lustfully gazing down on you.

OT : We had the full sex ed treatment, but the funniest was when a woman came in with a box full of condoms and dildos.

She is used to embarrassing teens, but we turned that class around and messed with that teacher. We had sword fights with some of the longer dildos, stole three of them and sat really awkwardly, one guy put on the strap-on she had and wiggled his hips about... Fun times.

Only thing was, she did the condom part then spent twenty minutes talking about female masturbation because she reckoned that by that point very few teenage boys would really, genuinely need any information on masturbation.

True, but a bit one-sided. Although watching things like "How to use a dildo or other phallic object" was incredibly hilarious, as was the reactions of the girls.
The same pretty much, it was hillarious. Out teacher pulled out this massive black dildo, I don't even think it was regulation size (is there such a thing?) and he started to explain about the various kinds of condom, the glow in the dark ones and how to best dispose of them. He also discussed positions and how to make sure everyhting was sanitary. Fun and educations and thats what I call school.


@Skarin: Your avatar dude!. Fucking-A!!!. Brilliant, I love it!.
 

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cieply said:
She spared us informing us on subjects of "anal pregnancy" etc.
Anal pregnancy? Never even heard of it.

Don't remember much but we got a paper to write questions about sex and stuff to the girls and then the girls would do the same to us boys and then we answered it. We saw a woman giving birth, don't really get what people find so disqusting, we learned about STDs, prostitution, and safe sex :)
 

Captain Schpack

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My school actually didn't teach me that much that I remember. Most of the stuff I learned from friends and just growing up.

I don't plan on talking to my kids about sex. I'm pretty sure what happened to me will happen to them. But if they ask or I feel that they don't know, basically when and if my paternal instincts flare up I will be there.
 

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Well I went to a Catholic school, so.....It wasn't so much "Sex ed" as it was "STD/STI ed". Fucking catholic schools...
It doesn't help it was taught during "religion class".
Fuck.
 

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There wasn't a proper sex education class, but some of the other teachers took it upon themselves to teach us some things about it during their classes for some odd reason.
In particular, I remember doing it in German and Religion.

Slightly off topic, all you really need is this:


That's how it should be taught! =D
 

SsilverR

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it was 2 whole days of awkward buzzkill .... especially since the gal teaching it was hotttt

i remember at the end of class when she dismissed us ... only the girls got up hahahaha .... the guys all stayed seated for a few more minutes ... >.<
 

Dorian

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For me, sex ed was meh BIG TIME.

"Abstinence abstinence this is how things work down there mechanically abstinence STD/STI abstinence something vaguely about safe sex abstinence kthxbai."

Repeat that for the course of roughly 4 years.
Hooray for the Vigo County School Board.
 

AWAR

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There was no sex-ed in my school, learned everything I know from..here and there..