"Shag A Gamer" Cuts to the Chase

[NinjaDeathSlap]

aaaaaaaaaaaand the collective image of gamers in society just dropped down another notch.

Honestly I'm not even angry, just disappointed.

[sub]but not as disappointed as I'm going to be when this website starts seeing monumental traffic figures.[/sub]

 

[Casual Shinji]

Shouldn't prostitution like totally nullify this website's entire fucking existence?

ps. The guy looks more like a shaggy gamer to me. Someone shave that dude.

 

[McMullen]

drive-by banging

Huh, so that's a thing apparently.

Conjures visuals of some interesting physics scenarios, doesn't it?

 

[Fappy]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

Quick-time events?

As for OT: I mean, it's good for them and everything but I wont pretend I didn't giggle.

If sex was anything like a QTE I think I'd have rather stayed a virgin.

 

[Ruedyn]

As a 15 year old pervert


As a rational human being, however, this seems like an idea likely to fail.

 

[Griffolion]

Please, please put achievements into the dating profiles! Hahahaa!

 

[Phasmal]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

Quick-time events?

As for OT: I mean, it's good for them and everything but I wont pretend I didn't giggle.

If sex was anything like a QTE I think I'd have rather stayed a virgin.

TOUCH BOOB TO NOT DIE!

... Yeah my boyfriend didn't laugh either.

 

[Albino Boo]

Shouldn't prostitution like totally nullify this website's entire fucking existence?

ps. The guy looks more like a shaggy gamer to me. Someone shave that dude.

Supposedly, its for poeple looking for no strings sex, no payment involved honest gov. Just watch your head as you leave there is a lot of flying pigs about to day.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I'm not even gonna bother responding with a reasonable post. Let's see how well this will turn out.

 

[Fappy]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

Quick-time events?

As for OT: I mean, it's good for them and everything but I wont pretend I didn't giggle.

If sex was anything like a QTE I think I'd have rather stayed a virgin.

TOUCH BOOB TO NOT DIE!

... Yeah my boyfriend didn't laugh either.

To be completely honest most guys wouldn't be averse to the idea of needing to touch a boob to not die.

 

[FamoFunk]

*Wonders how many UK Escapist are signing up*

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Why just gamers? Other people like sex as well. They are putting limits on their business idea for no reason. Are gamers suddenly the only group of people who can't get sex?

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

That's what I was thinking. Aiming a dating site at gamers makes sense, since common interests are a good thing to have when dating. Aiming a hook up site at gamers, on the other hand, really makes no sense. If it's really nothing but sex, no plans to do anything after the fact, what does gaming have to do with it?

 

[The Funslinger]

That woman on the right has no eyebrows.

"My my, Red Riding Hood, what a terrifying death stare you have!"

 

[-|-]

Shouldn't prostitution like totally nullify this website's entire fucking existence?

Prostitution is probably the only reason for this sites existence.

 

[Gabanuka]

On behalf of my nation, sorry 'bout that. Then again...

*writes down URL encase college doesn't work out*

 

[Phuctifyno]

Shouldn't prostitution like totally nullify this website's entire fucking existence?

Well, no. Paying somebody directly to have sex with you is not technically the same as paying a third party to allow you into an environment where your chances of somebody having sex with you for free are slightly higher.

By the logic you demonstrate, prostitution should have also put every bar, marriage, and funeral out of business. Hay-yo.

Also, if this isn't plastered all over their home page, I'll be very disappointed.

 

[targren]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

Our impressive manual dexterity and hand-eye coordination? I dunno...

 

[rolandoftheeld]

*writes down URL encase college doesn't work out*

Sounds like a good idea, especially if you can't differentiate between "encase" and "in case."

 

[The Random One]

I dun get it. If I want a date it's important for me to know whether she's a nerd. But if I just want to fuck someone, who cares?

As wise men once said: [Even if] she might be a racist, doesn't matter had sex.