"Shag A Gamer" Cuts to the Chase

[Lethos]

That dude needs to shave. I'm not talking about his face.

 

[Doclector]

Well, I have to congratulate them on the con of the year if this business is successful. Con of the century if it stays successful long after the first wave of suckers log on to find out you could find more girls googling the name "bruce" than on there.

Though, it's all good for gay gamers, I suppose...

 

[Conn1496]

When I thought people couldn't pay for stupider stuff, this happens. Bravo world.

 

[-|-]

... mammalian drive that functions by releasing chemicals into our brains. Don't you find the concept of actions being motivated by by dopamine, adrenaline, and hormones rather perturbing?

What's your point? This applies to everything you perceive and then do - it's all driven be chemistry.

There's really no need to be judgmental about people doing things that they like, but you don't approve of. It's really none of your business.

 

[Wanderhome]

So... it's come to this.

 

[antipunt]

I've never been on a ...website...quite..like this. But I have been to dating ones and let me tell you...

the deeper the rabbit the hole you go (in E-dating) the weiiiiiiiiiiiiiirder ppl get....

>_>

 

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Shouldn't the title of this thread be "...skips the chase altogether"?

 

[Baldr]

Not surprised. Most of the so-called specialist dating sites are nothing more than way for porn advertisers to spam people.

 

[rolandoftheeld]

*writes down URL encase college doesn't work out*

Sounds like a good idea, especially if you can't differentiate between "encase" and "in case."

Play nice or I'm turning this thread around

You're not my real dad!

 

[Gabanuka]

You're not my real dad!

Spoiler: That's what you think

 

[DTWolfwood]

Great idea in all sincerity. At the very least you know the other person is as much a geek as you are even if you have to do the walk of shame the next day XD

 

[Easton Dark]

So it's for gamers huh.

Do I have to buy the anal DLC or does that come with the pre-order?

 

[CosmicCommander]

This applies to everything you perceive and then do - it's all driven be chemistry.

Am I a bit too old fashioned in believing in free will and the capacity for man to dictate his life by reason and logic? Sure, determinism is popular -- but all it is is an abstract philosophical idea assuming everything in the brain can be predicted. I don't know, I'm tired of people being so defeatist and unable to dedicate themselves to something other than impulse.

There's really no need to be judgmental about people doing things that they like, but you don't approve of. It's really none of your business.

I like to be an ass. I'm not going to walk into the TravelLodge where they're mindlessly romping and pull them apart, but I'm still going to make my displeasure public. I don't see what's wrong about making public what I dislike; I'm not forcing it to be heard. Just inanely shouting out my embittered tripe.

 

[Slayer_2]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

Quick-time events?

As for OT: I mean, it's good for them and everything but I wont pretend I didn't giggle.

If sex was anything like a QTE I think I'd have rather stayed a virgin.

TOUCH BOOB TO NOT DIE!

... Yeah my boyfriend didn't laugh either.

To be completely honest most guys wouldn't be averse to the idea of needing to touch a boob to not die.

However, you only have a split second to click left mouse button, or she pulls out a .44 magnum and shoots you.

 

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Am I a bit too old fashioned in believing in free will and the capacity for man to dictate his life by reason and logic?

Straw man... yawn.

I like to be an ass.

Oh, it's your "thing". Fair enough, affectations can be amusing for some people. Carry on.

 

[IamQ]

This is just terrible

So many neckbeards, so little time.

Necessary or not, correct me if I'm wrong, but have you used that gif like 4 times only today?

 

[Slayer_2]

I loath sex. I said it. I'm not condemning those who use this to be tossed into the sun, I'm just voicing my disapproval of the thing. Sure people are free to mindlessly romp about, I just think it's a rather disgusting and very much a primitive thing; a mammalian drive that functions by releasing chemicals into our brains. Don't you find the concept of actions being motivated by by dopamine, adrenaline, and hormones rather perturbing?

I'm sick of being told in real life and on ze' internet that I'm stuck in the past because I'm tired of seeing people wasting their time, effort, and productivity on meaningless pleasure. If one is stupid enough to waste such a significant portion of his earnings to be able to use this service, and then to spend time trawling, travelling, and doing the deed? Yes. I think they are a pretty big dunderhead. Especially when there's a substitute in the form of Kleenex and the Internet. Condescend me all you like, I'm just tackling this through a rather rational approach.

Interesting ideas, but the fact is that EVERYTHING we do is because of our body "releasing chemicals into our brains". Here are some examples of things that you wouldn't enjoy without said evil chemicals: driving fast cars, lying in the sun on a beach, reading a fiction book, gaming, or pretty much anything. Despite what religions might preach, we're just sophisticated animals. If you aren't religious, I'd evaluate where you got such negative ideas about sex.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is just terrible

So many neckbeards, so little time.

Necessary or not, correct me if I'm wrong, but have you used that gif like 4 times only today?

I'm finding that I require to use it more and more fequently.

I don't know if that's a bad thing or not.

 

[elvor0]

Typical hedonistic bullshit that's all too common in the UK today. It seems they're appealing to the idiot market, which is certainly the type of company one will find through this.

Heaven forbid adults should seek sex for pleasure. Why, just the knowledge that said individuals are seeking a harmless thrill is enough to turn the sky grey. Oh and not to mention that any such person must be an idiot. I mean, us intelligent folk never go after meaningless fun--we're too busy being all mature and snoody, amirite. Let's pretend to be better human beings and prance around on our highchairs some more.

Is your projector powered by coal or steam? 'Cause it's pretty damn powerful.

I loath sex. I said it. I'm not condemning those who use this to be tossed into the sun, I'm just voicing my disapproval of the thing. Sure people are free to mindlessly romp about, I just think it's a rather disgusting and very much a primitive thing; a mammalian drive that functions by releasing chemicals into our brains. Don't you find the concept of actions being motivated by by dopamine, adrenaline, and hormones rather perturbing?

I'm sick of being told in real life and on ze' internet that I'm stuck in the past because I'm tired of seeing people wasting their time, effort, and productivity on meaningless pleasure. If one is stupid enough to waste such a significant portion of his earnings to be able to use this service, and then to spend time trawling, travelling, and doing the deed? Yes. I think they are a pretty big dunderhead. Especially when there's a substitute in the form of Kleenex and the Internet. Condescend me all you like, I'm just tackling this through a rather rational approach.

Can't tell if trolling or just... I'll bite. Having a wank and saying it's a substitute for sex is is tantamount to playing CoD and saying it's like actually being on the front lines of war.

If you think what you just said is a rational approach to sex then well... you're pretty thick. The only conclusions I can draw from your post are you've never gotten close to sex, are incredibly bad at it or you're fucking mental. I mean you're having a wank over people having sex for a start, paradox much? What you essentially just said was "Sex is disgusting, but you should have a shifty over porn, because that's okay, regardless of the fact that the people in it are having sex. Derrp."

But then perhaps you're right; that's it folks, we should all stop having sex because it's disgusting and only done by thick people, our species should die now, no more people, we're done. Why did I not see this before?!

 

[Vault101]

I don't get it... how does "being a gamer" actually impact how great it would be to bang someone? I don't see how they correlate.

That's what I was thinking. Aiming a dating site at gamers makes sense, since common interests are a good thing to have when dating. Aiming a hook up site at gamers, on the other hand, really makes no sense. If it's really nothing but sex, no plans to do anything after the fact, what does gaming have to do with it?

if Im going to attempt to apply logic to this thing.....

mabye its saying "we are all kind of in the same situation here" share similar interests...want to have sex...a comfort thing