Shallowness Abounds

[Thaluikhain]

For the longest time I thought "Colour Scientist is a girl", because you had a girl in your avatar and that's the way my little ape brain works. Then...I can't remember how or why, but one day it became evident that you were actually a guy, and I was like haha I really need to stop thinking people = their avatars.

And now here you are, a girl again.

I know what you mean...very confusing when people change their avatars.

 

[Erttheking]

Uh...I'm not really picky when it comes to this. I guess I'm a fan of black hair and fairly tall women, but really if a girl catches my fancy, she catches my fancy.

 

[Rabbitboy]

The first thing I usually look at is the face so that has to be attractive. Red hair is also really good at grabbing my attention. And Green eyes are also a plus. I don't really mind small breasts. Altough these are just some preferences if a girl is pretty she is pretty

 

[hazabaza1]

I'll come back to you once I've figured that out.

I've been thinking back on the various women I've found attractive throughout my life and nothing in particular is coming to mind. Just a lot of "not too fat, not too skinny, not too tall, not too short." I guess lighter hair or dark red is cool? Sometimes? 'Not ugly' is an obvious one but kind of vague.
I should really have thought about this at some point, huh?

 

[EeveeElectro]

I like 'em tall for a girl and Irish oh yeah baby.

OT: What I like and what I go for are completely different. Well, what I like and what goes for me is different. In guys I love dark hair and stubble or a beard (facial hair is a must), fairly 'fit'. Not muscular but firm and toned. This is pretty much perfection:

Spoiler: Gimmie gimmie

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I don't like super long hair but I don't like buzzcuts either, so that length is great. I like a nice jaw, a nice round bum and a nice pair of eyes. I've never been luck enough to have such a fine example of a human male before because they usually prefer the gorgeous girls but there's still time!
Also if he's in a suit or playing guitar really well I will literally fuck him where he stands/

In girls: Ladies smaller than myself but curvy. I'm not a fan of super skinny but it can still look nice. I love a nice rack (they're amazing to sleep on X_X) and a nice bum with wide hips. Oh gawrd, wide hips and a smaller waist are beautiful. I love healthy curves but petite and cute is very good too. I love nice hair too, either just really healthy or a bright colour. Redheads (natural ones, not dyed like mine) are probably the best, followed by brunettes. Christina Hendricks is just gorgeous.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.
Average weight, don't care about build, nice eyes in some non-brown color are romantic.
Good hygiene, well-groomed with a little sense of personal style, just enough to show he cares about how he looks, but not so much that he's imposing rules about how I look. He does not need to follow fashion trends, his personal style means he can wear pink tyes for all I care.

 

[Padwolf]

I love me some strong and nice arms. Phoowwwwaarrrrrr! I also love a nice chest, nice eyes. I'm not too fussed about the length of hair (Though I don't like too long hair) I prefer dark hair colour, but I'm not too fussy. A good jaw. Ohhh and back. Oh I love me a nice back where the muscles show and it's just....mmmmmmmm........

I like a nice little bit of facial hair too. But all in all, I love a good smile. Though sometimes, instead of facial hair and long hair I just love this man:

Spoiler: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I want one

And other times I like blonde like Tom Felton:

Spoiler

Also, their voice. Oh they must have a nice voice and I can't tell you exactly what qualifies as a nice voice, just something a bit deep and something that just makes me go "omfiiufeluhflsuehfsluehfs that voice!"

 

[Frezzato]

As for me, I like women. Must be: carbon based, upright, mammal; human. With an absolutely vicious/incredible sense of humor. It's a plus if she can sing.

The exterior doesn't matter so much, but I still have my standards. She cannot be a pillar of salt.

 

[subskipper]

I somewhat worried about your willingnes to judge people by their avatars...

 

[infohippie]

It's really hard to say. I like petite girls, I like plump girls. I like big boobs, I like small boobs. I guess the main things for me would be pale skin, dark hair, and noticeable hips. If she has a bob hairstyle or a pixie cut, that is a definite plus. Just please, no muscles. Defined muscles (and tans!) are a definite turn-off for me.

 

[Lieju]

I like women with short hair. It's just nice to run your fingers through it, but long hair can look very nice too.
I tend to also find peculiar things attractive. Scars, birthmarks, broken noses etc.

I have trouble telling people apart so I guess it's because of that.

And I tend to prefer petite women but really all physical qualities are far less important than intelligence and personality.

I have fallen head over heels in love with women I would have never found attractive just by looking at them, because they just were that interesting and smart.

 

[IceForce]

Scales, not too rough. Claws, not too long.

And well-kept teeth are a must.

 

[Elfgore]

Two types for me.

The standard long hair, big boobed, blonde is one of my types.

The other is short hair, chest size doesn't matter, and hair dyed some color. Hair dye has really been an attraction for me lately.

 

[shootthebandit]

I wouldnt say anything in particular turns me on. I find probably 90% of women attractive

I think some girls look great chubbier, some look great skinny. Some older women look really hot and some younger women look great. Black, asian, white, latino are all hot

I know im sounding as if im desperate but im just not that picky. Not that theres a problem with being picky but I have friends who are really picky. One of my gay friends is really picky, he's a good looking guy but he's picky to the point where nothing is acceptable and when he finds someone he likes they are usually straight

 

[Zhukov]

... because you had a girl in your avatar and that's the way my little ape brain works. Then...I can't remember how or why, but one day it became evident that you were actually a guy, and I was like haha I really need to stop thinking people = their avatars.

Aw Christ I do that too.

Whenever one of the forum regulars swaps out their avatar my brain goes through a very awkward and clunky gear shift. It's as if a workmate were to turn up one day with a different face.

Oh, and don't even get me started on that one guy who had a photo of Ellen Paige as his avatar.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Aw Christ I do that too.

Whenever one of the forum regulars swaps out their avatar my brain goes through a very awkward and clunky gear shift. It's as if a workmate were to turn up one day with a different face.

Oh, and don't even get me started on that one guy who had a photo of Ellen Paige as his avatar.

Does it make you sad that I think of you as a curmudgeonly Orc, old chum?

 

[Sassafrass]

Redhead, curvy and my height or smaller.
Oh, and no plastic anywhere.

 

[Zhukov]

Aw Christ I do that too.

Whenever one of the forum regulars swaps out their avatar my brain goes through a very awkward and clunky gear shift. It's as if a workmate were to turn up one day with a different face.

Oh, and don't even get me started on that one guy who had a photo of Ellen Paige as his avatar.

Does it make you sad that I think of you as a curmudgeonly Orc, old chum?

Not so long as you're cool with being pictured as a startled puffer fish. (Fraudulently masquerading as an overweight guppy for reasons known only to himself.)

 

[Trivun]

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really). It just sounds so sexy every time I hear it... Also, red hair. My hair preference in girls goes from red at the top, to brown, to black, to blonde. Green eyes and red hair are the perfect combination for me.

Basically, give me an Irish girl with red hair, green eyes, and a really nice smile (and maybe freckles too), and I'm in love...

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Not so long as you're cool with being pictured as a startled puffer fish. (Fraudulently masquerading as an overweight guppy for reasons known only to himself.)

You can be bloated without being overweight you know! I'm not fat damn it!

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls.

Well, there you go, ColourScientist. Trivun is up for it.