Shallowness Abounds

[giles]

Hmm... shallow things... I like freckles, I'd prefer a muscular/fit body given the choice (otherwise I'll probably lecture you about nutrition somewhere along the line), attentive eyes and enough confidence to shut up when there's nothing to say... most importantly though she has to be intellectual or at least critical thinker and share my sense of humor.
Well, the last bit is not considered shallow but it is pretty much crucial. If a person I care about is superstitious or unquestioning of something I will attempt to "correct" that. I believe it makes you fundamentally vulnerable to manipulation and I value truth, so if I like you I will try to "improve" you.
It sounds horribly wrong when you say it like this, but it's who I am.
The humor thing should be obvious at least...


It's a good thing I don't think about these things. I doubt I've ever met anyone who fits this ridiculous description.


edit:
Why do so many people like thin girls? I'm a strong guy so I'd just be afraid I would snap them in half or something. Also thin is not the same thing as being healthy or fit. And don't get me started on fucking joggers. Everytime I see someone some slender gal jog in the street it's like I could overtake them at my normal walking pace. Have some fucking standards! Pick up the pace, move your legs, pant! RUN!

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I'm generally into every type but I guess I do have a preference.

Light/pale skin tone (not big on tans), shorter than me (I'm 6' 5"), thin, small bust, small but firm butt, brunette, brown/green eyes, nice feet and legs.
And a nice smile, for some reason I really enjoy looking at a woman with a nice, happy smile.

But generally as long as the woman's everything goes well together I'll go for her.

Oh and like Trivun I'm really into Irish accents.

 

[shootthebandit]

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really). It just sounds so sexy every time I hear it... Also, red hair. My hair preference in girls goes from red at the top, to brown, to black, to blonde. Green eyes and red hair are the perfect combination for me.

Basically, give me an Irish girl with red hair, green eyes, and a really nice smile (and maybe freckles too), and I'm in love...

I love Irish girls too. Particularly Irish Archivists that like fashionable nonsense and 'the smiths'. I know its a really niche fetish

 

[Muspelheim]

Hmm, beside more esoteric qualities like personality and compability, I suppose there are a few... Shall we call them eyecatchers?

Lads:

Lithe men with neat mustaches.

Lassies:

A voluptous build along with a dark complexion. It just clicks.

Of course, it's preferences. They don't really matter, things come as they do.

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.

I'm a fairly tall chap, I know very well what you mean. Can be a bit of a bother.

Not so long as you're cool with being pictured as a startled puffer fish. (Fraudulently masquerading as an overweight guppy for reasons known only to himself.)

You can be bloated without being overweight you know! I'm not fat damn it!

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls.

Well, there you go, ColourScientist. Trivun is up for it.

That reminds me! I forgot to give out your prize!

http://i.imgur.com/O83HJm5.png

 

[Ishal]

Hmm. I don't think I really have a type, but I do have my interests in the opposite sex like anyone else.

- I like tall women, which kinda sucks because like OP, a lot of girls prefer men taller than they are, and I'm 5'6".
- Hair color doesn't really matter. Blondes, Brunettes, black hair/red hair, not an issue.
- I like a nice figure with curves. And with curves, that means some meat on those bones. Which leads me to the next one.
- I don't care for pencil thin women. Fat shaming seems to be prevalent these days, but as someone who works out and tries to do a large amount of cardio every day, to me, being super skinny doesn't mean you should neglect your body.
- If we're going to go with specific features, I'd say I like a good pair of legs. Hence the interest in tall women, but boobs are cool, too.
- Eyes are like hair, I'm not picky
- Due to my heritage, I have that olive skin complexion. I tend to like it when girls have a bit of color to them. Nothing really to do with race. But in terms of white girls, it's a bit jarring when I see them in something revealing and have to shield my eyes because of the glare. I like a girl with a nice tan, but some take it WAY too far. Like Thymine Dimer far.

All in all I'm really not picky, and I just want to hang out with a nice person.

Captcha: Now look here

Yeah, NOW LOOK HERE I'm really not that shallow!

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.

Waaaiiit, what kind of trouble?
As a kind of tall man that has had most of his girlfriends be much shorter than him I don't know what troubles you're talking about.

 

[And Man]

My biggest would be nice teeth. Bad teeth, whether it's not brushing and taking care of them, or just crooked teeth, is a huge deal breaker. I like freckles too I guess. Size-wise, petite to bigger-ish; I don't mind large thighs and butts, but I don't like large guts. Don't care about height at all, which I guess is a bit out of the norm since most guys seem to only go for women shorter than them, and seeing as I'm only 5' 8 1/2", it would cut out a fair amount of women. I prefer no earrings/piercings but most women have pierced ears, so I guess it'd be more realistic to say I prefer no extravagant /over-the-top earrings. I don't really like painted nails either.

 

[Fractral]

I'm all for Northern/Eastern European type girls. Nothing turns me on more than a German or Swedish accent (or Scottish, or Polish, or...). Otherwise it's same height or shorter than me and at least shoulder length hair of any colour.

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

Some days I want a girl who is more plastic than a barbie doll.

Other days I want to fuck someone grandmother. Specifically one who is German.

My dick is weird.

 

[And Man]

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.

Waaaiiit, what kind of trouble?
As a kind of tall man that has had most of his girlfriends be much shorter than him I don't know what troubles you're talking about.

I would imagine it'd just be inconvenient. Freshman year of college, a friend of mine who is 6'8" (or 6'9" maybe?) dated a girl who was maybe 5'6", and they would make out in the stairwell with her standing two or three stairs up. It was kinda funny to see.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm quite tall for a girl

The fuck?

For the longest time I thought "Colour Scientist is a girl", because you had a girl in your avatar and that's the way my little ape brain works. Then...I can't remember how or why, but one day it became evident that you were actually a guy, and I was like haha I really need to stop thinking people = their avatars.

And now here you are, a girl again.

Sort your shit out Colour Scientist, all this flip flopping is unacceptable. Do you hear me? Unacceptable!

I'm going to switch my avatar to a dude soon, just to fuck with you.

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really)..

Am I not Irish enough? XD

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really). It just sounds so sexy every time I hear it... Also, red hair. My hair preference in girls goes from red at the top, to brown, to black, to blonde. Green eyes and red hair are the perfect combination for me.

Basically, give me an Irish girl with red hair, green eyes, and a really nice smile (and maybe freckles too), and I'm in love...

I love Irish girls too. Particularly Irish Archivists that like fashionable nonsense and 'the smiths'. I know its a really niche fetish

That sounds like an awesome person.

 

[Euryalus]

no plastic anywhere.

Being a blow up doll is a real turn off sometimes right? xD

-snip-

Contrast problems sheep... contrast problems!

No one wants their head cut out of the photos xD

OT: Uhh... lots of types I guess... Lighter hair and lighter skin, darker hair and lighter skin with green or blue eyes, tank skin and dark hair with light brown eyes, and always with george W. Bush if you know what I mean... I'm also very fond of longer hair up in buns for some reason... Also proportion matters. I don't want small or big boobs compared to body size, nor do I want exaggerated features in general? I don't know...

 

[shootthebandit]

Scottish accent

Im a scottish guy and I always get loads of attention for my accent. Women love it and my gay friends love it too. Sometimes its more of a blessing and more of a curse when you become a sexualised parrot "can you say [insert stupid phrase]...OMG that is so hot". Then they try to imitate it

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really). It just sounds so sexy every time I hear it... Also, red hair. My hair preference in girls goes from red at the top, to brown, to black, to blonde. Green eyes and red hair are the perfect combination for me.

Basically, give me an Irish girl with red hair, green eyes, and a really nice smile (and maybe freckles too), and I'm in love...

I love Irish girls too. Particularly Irish Archivists that like fashionable nonsense and 'the smiths'. I know its a really niche fetish

Do I have to get my cricket bat out? I'm going to have to get my cricket bat out.

...

Be right back, going to go buy a cricket bat.

I'm quite tall for a girl

The fuck?

For the longest time I thought "Colour Scientist is a girl", because you had a girl in your avatar and that's the way my little ape brain works. Then...I can't remember how or why, but one day it became evident that you were actually a guy, and I was like haha I really need to stop thinking people = their avatars.

And now here you are, a girl again.

Sort your shit out Colour Scientist, all this flip flopping is unacceptable. Do you hear me? Unacceptable!

If CS was a dude that would mean...

Holy shit!

I KNEW HE WAS GAY!

>_>

<_<

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.

Waaaiiit, what kind of trouble?
As a kind of tall man that has had most of his girlfriends be much shorter than him I don't know what troubles you're talking about.

I would imagine it'd just be inconvenient. Freshman year of college, a friend of mine who is 6'8" (or 6'9" maybe?) dated a girl who was maybe 5'6", and they would make out in the stairwell with her standing two or three stairs up. It was kinda funny to see.

Ah, as someone generally against such public displays of affection I don't really have to worry about things like that.

no plastic anywhere.

Being a blow up doll is a real turn off sometimes right? xD

-snip-

Contrast problems sheep... contrast problems!

No one wants their head cut out of the photos xD

OT: Uhh... lots of types I guess... Lighter hair and lighter skin, darker hair and lighter skin with green or blue eyes, tank skin and dark hair with light brown eyes, and always with george W. Bush if you know what I mean... I'm also very fond of longer hair up in buns for some reason... Also proportion matters. I don't want small or big boobs compared to body size, nor do I want exaggerated features in general? I don't know...

And as someone against having my picture taken I also don't have to worry about that

 

[shootthebandit]

That sounds like an awesome person.

I know. If only there was a girl out there who met these requirements. If only?

soon the coveted 'best fish of the escapist 2014 award' colour scientist will be mine

 

[happyninja42]

My ideal would be a tall, dark haired, plus size model. Like Denise Bidot. I find just about every variation of woman sexually attractive, but since we're talking about specifics, Denise Bidot hits just about every single one of my "yes please" buttons for physical desirability. She's lost some of her plus size weight from what I've seen lately, and I do personally prefer her in her heavier weight category, but she's still downright gorgeous slimmed down.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.

Waaaiiit, what kind of trouble?
As a kind of tall man that has had most of his girlfriends be much shorter than him I don't know what troubles you're talking about.

If you don't mind me asking you to reach everything I can't (or I suppose you can watch me climb the kitchen counters as if I'm climbing a mountain, but I'll still need a spotter) or having to bend down just to give me a hug.

 

[Cavouku]

Y'know, I've been a little over the map. My first major girlfriend was a long-haired blonde, a little big, with all the benefits that go with that.
My second girlfriend was... thin, to not go much into it. Not that bad at the time, but y'know... problems. She had pretty short dark hair, rather pale complexion. Still, she did maintain a fantastic derriere.

Now that I'm in Uni, and approximately 70% of the school population is female, I'm finding my eyes wander towards the redheads more often than usual. Freckles be bringing it around here.

I don't know how well I could date a girl taller than me (but both my previous girlfriends weren't far off), but aside from that little bit, I love a good rear. There's a couple types I call "good", but I've been running "high and tight" through my head recently. I might not enjoy that much muscle, though I'm currently trying to get into what I deem a presentable shape, so I might grow a taste via exposure.

Complexion is up in the air, and I don't have any serious ethnic preferences. Though I've always thought young San women had alluring features...

But yeah. The booty is absolootily necessrrah. That said, I'm the kinda guy who thinks "if they're bringing it, I better bring it as well", so I think I'll do a bit of exercise now.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Short-average height guys out of necessity. I'm five foot, if the guy is tall, he's going to have trouble.

Waaaiiit, what kind of trouble?
As a kind of tall man that has had most of his girlfriends be much shorter than him I don't know what troubles you're talking about.

If you don't mind me asking you to reach everything I can't (or I suppose you can watch me climb the kitchen counters as if I'm climbing a mountain, but I'll still need a spotter) or having to bend down just to give me a hug.

If any of that bothered me I don't think I'd have ever had a girlfriend in my life