Shallowness Abounds

[Euryalus]

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So that's why we've only ever gotten one picture out of you in those threads. It all makes sense now!

I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.

I like my women like I like my tea. Stuffed in bags and thrown into water.

I like MY women the way I like my whiskey - twelve years old and mixed up with coke.

The most disturbing thing about that sentence is the revelation that you pollute whiskey by mixing it with coke

 

[Caiphus]

Like I like my wine.

White, bubbly, and around 10 to 15 years old

Goodness gracious.

Uh, I don't really know. A pretty face* is the most important thing, and I guess that's probably hard to describe? I'll know it when I see it. There we go. Although that's about as entertaining of an answer as "I like trains."

Long, straight/wavy hair is usually a plus. Not overweight. Anywhere between a B-cup and an E-cup. Which is probably most people, I reckon.

Between 5 and 6 foot?

Fuck, I'm bad at this.

*Edit: Heart-shaped. There we go, something specific. Yaay