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In some branches of Christianity, there is a belief that one day, there will be The Rapture, when all truly God-fearing Christians will literally disappear from Earth, having been taken, body and soul, directly to Heaven. The rest of we sorry lot, we sinners and non-believers, will remain and await Judgement Day. Pets will be left behind because God has no room in Heaven for His own, non-human creatures that we love and care for as our own, and will need taken care of. So for the low cost of only $9.99/month, that philandering, alcoholic Muslim down the street will feed Mittens for ya' in the event of your divine absence.
And the funny thing is, the Rapture is supposed to be followed by the Tribulations, a seven-year period in which Satan basically gets to turn the world into Hell. So Balsam's gonna have bigger things to worry about than Fluffy's hairball medication.
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No idea (possibly was moreso when he was with Jenny McCarthy?), but the title is more of a joke than anything, since he’s seriously ribbing the pretentiousness of these awards shows.
