I can kinda understand why this cold opening wasn't used; Jim would never be able to top a prank of this magnitude, so subsequent ones would have too high a bar to match, but it's still hilarious.
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So for some additional funny context for these three, I myself asked Finana (the mermaid) what tarot arcana she thought best represented each member of Lazulight. Her answer after doing some research was that Pomu (fairy) was The Sun, Elora (dragon) was Strength, and herself was... The Devil.
I present Brian Blessed swearing for three minutes. It is hysterical.
Hey, if y'ain't from here, you can't make fun of us for our illitar... iliter...ill.... you can't make fun of us cuz we can't spell more gooder than you!
(That said, as a native Ohioan, we misspelled an acronym? Jeez, that's like double-dumb.)
They're looking for porn involving indirect friendships with Rastafarians; it' a very niche Minnesotan thing.
EDIT: Wait... a dozen states... went onto PornHub... and tried to search for "porn?" That's like going to a restaurant and asking for "food." I wish I had the balls to expatriate.
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I would be interested to know if this is actually more an indication of dyslexia in each state. Or just typing hiccups. I notice over the past few years I'll end up transposing letters when I'm typing, especially if I'm in a rush, or distracted. Something like ylleow instead of yellow. It seems to just be a bit of a hiccup in my "brain (actually typed brian there) to typey bits of my fingers" communication, based on how fast I'm trying to type. plus, to be fair to all those M's instead of N's, they are right next to each other on the keyboard.
Yeah, we all have the little typing slip-ups, but for these specific terms to make it, in aggregate, to a representation of each state on a single porn site, can't help but shake my head and apologize to the more cultured countries who also lack the sexual repression the USA does. I mean how fervently does one need to be typing to search for "LEBSIAM?" Maybe the wife is checking the mail, and he's got like 38 seconds to find the filthiest lesbian porn he can to pop one off within that time and can't be bothered to check his spelling.
HA! I just noticed Florida, a notoriously backwoods and racist state, is into "WBONY" porn! They hate us because they love us, I guess? XD
(And I've always thought whoever decided to put "M" and "N" on the keyboard next to each other was evil.)
Regarding the WBONY, as someone who lives in Alabama, it's kind of weird, the dichotomy here. Like, yeah there is a LOT of racism, but, it's also really common to see interracial couples. Usually black guy white woman, but I've been seeing more young couples, with the ethnicities flipped. From my personal experience, having grown up around, and seeing a lot of sexy black women, often in REALLY slim clothing, because it's hot as fuck down here, it doesn't really surprise me about the WBONY trend. They are literally walking all around us, being sexy as fuck, in short shorts and bikini tops.
I don't even like DS, but damn if this doesn't make me chuckle. The caption name is what does it for me.