Share some things that make you smile!
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"God said: 'fuck everybody else,' and took his sweet-ass time on you."
"Bruh, as soon as I looked into your eyes, I started playing our future: our wedding, what we're going to name our kids. Hell, I had to tell my wife, my girlfriend and my side chick that I was leaving them all three of them girls for you."
I. Fucking. LOST IT.
This is fucking gold.
Yes that "planning our future/wedding" guy was hilarious. They all were frankly."God said: 'fuck everybody else,' and took his sweet-ass time on you."
"Bruh, as soon as I looked into your eyes, I started playing our future: our wedding, what we're going to name our kids. Hell, I had to tell my wife, my girlfriend and my side chick that I was leaving them all three of them girls for you."
I. Fucking. LOST IT.
This is fucking gold.
I also liked the guy who was "If me and you were in the same room, and single girls came by, I'd be like 'yo girl, you really should go hook up with that guy, HE"S SINGLE! And if she bombs then I"M going in on him!"
Honestly, without the caption the only reason I'd figure out this was was from years ago and not yesterday was the direct reference to Smallpox.
Apparently even dogs can be Disney princesses.
My heart...
Reminds me of these videos, what I imagine the other side of the Rainbow Bridge must be like. I miss my dog...
God should have stopped at dogs.
If you know, you know....
Ok, I'll tell you: in Formula 1, white-walled tyres are the hard compound and the blue-walled are for wet road conditions... hard and wet. Yes, it's stupid but my girlfriend and I cracked up and are now trying to find where we can buys these.
Ok, I'll tell you: in Formula 1, white-walled tyres are the hard compound and the blue-walled are for wet road conditions... hard and wet. Yes, it's stupid but my girlfriend and I cracked up and are now trying to find where we can buys these.
I recently bought an axolotl so I'm excited for it to arrive. I'm cycling its aquarium as of the moment and I'm just overall anxious to make sure everything turns out alright. I'm jittery but the thought of having a lil guy right next to my workspace makes me smile lmao.
When you name something a "shuttlecock", you're just implicitly admitting the sexual innuendo potential.