DISCLAIMER: I do not agree with this sentiment; women are free to be as promiscuous as men should they so choose. But I DO find this expression of the sentiment hilarious:
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I've been trying to figure out a reverse of that, and the best I can come up with is a gag that sort of compares a vagina to a harbour. And I'm not sure if its gonna work as well.
This always reminds me of a slut shaming tactic religious shitbags use when they go talk to kids at school. They use tape, and start sticking it on guy after guy, and then they're like "see? the tape isn't....sticky (read tight) anymore, because it's been going all over the place. So don't let your...tape...be less sticky girls." Which is just insulting anyway, but it's also a really shitty analogy. Because tape would do that to a single person over and over too!
Also, I don't think Sifu understands that you can have multiple copies of the same key that multiple people can use to....open the lock. I mean shit, the doors in my office are apparently the biggest whores of babylon by that analogy, because EVERYONE here is able to get into their lock system.
Also, there's ways for girls to make their tape stickier even if they stick it to people a lot, with the added bonus of also making the sticking more fun for the girls.
I'm now picturing some insane anime, like that one that's a sports show about a women's sport about smashing their tits and ass into each other in a form of judo. I forget the name of it, but the episode or 2 I saw were pretty damn funny, because they play it entirely straight, like any other sports/youth movie/show. You have a coach who used to be a rising star...until a track injury took her out of the sport. The rising young prodigy, etc etc. But....it's smashing tits and asses into each other. So there is one part of your brain that is constantly snickering about the absurdity of listening to this coach giving an Inspiring Speech about how she needs to learn to drop it like's hot, and smash that ass low like a dump truck.
I'm now picturing something similar, but it's with velcro vaginas. But it's a martial arts show, and it's an entire combat style all about planting your crotch into the faces of your enemies with your Sticky-Vag-Jutsu, and then flinging them around or some such insanity.
...I kind of wonder if Japan has already done that. I mean it's Japan...and it's an anime concept about sex...so..probably.
Yeh, there's undoubtedly a hentai for that. I also know about this weird softcore porn parody of wushu flicksn where they're doing that Hidden Tiger Crouching Dragon style wirework kung fu fighting, except, you know, they're banging. Obviously can't post it, but it's not that hard to find.I'm now picturing some insane anime, like that one that's a sports show about a women's sport about smashing their tits and ass into each other in a form of judo. I forget the name of it, but the episode or 2 I saw were pretty damn funny, because they play it entirely straight, like any other sports/youth movie/show. You have a coach who used to be a rising star...until a track injury took her out of the sport. The rising young prodigy, etc etc. But....it's smashing tits and asses into each other. So there is one part of your brain that is constantly snickering about the absurdity of listening to this coach giving an Inspiring Speech about how she needs to learn to drop it like's hot, and smash that ass low like a dump truck.
I'm now picturing something similar, but it's with velcro vaginas. But it's a martial arts show, and it's an entire combat style all about planting your crotch into the faces of your enemies with your Sticky-Vag-Jutsu, and then flinging them around or some such insanity.
...I kind of wonder if Japan has already done that. I mean it's Japan...and it's an anime concept about sex...so..probably.
In one of the arcs of Booty Royals: Never go down without a fight, the protagonist is challenged to a breaking contest using her breasts as a TV stunt. Can't remember if it was bricks or watermelons. As a plucky martial arts protagonist, she goes through an intense training montage to improve her striking power only to realize that it was mostly pointless as the extra training caused her to lose....mass. Was hilarious
The series is bad though. If you read it as a bunch of unconnected arcs that happen to star the same basic characters CLAMP style, some of the arcs are fun and the characters can be compelling, but overall it's just a Devilman artist trying to eventually collect all the content tags available to a decent hentai site.
The series is bad though. If you read it as a bunch of unconnected arcs that happen to star the same basic characters CLAMP style, some of the arcs are fun and the characters can be compelling, but overall it's just a Devilman artist trying to eventually collect all the content tags available to a decent hentai site.
I actually know exactly which one you're talking about. Where the guy does some crazy tongue technique to counter her vagina assault. And then proceeds to pelvic thrust her across the sky, and then ejaculate like a literal firehose, pinning her to a tree. That clip got a LOT of circulation for a while. It's fantastic
Yeh, that's the one.I actually know exactly which one you're talking about. Where the guy does some crazy tongue technique to counter her vagina assault. And then proceeds to pelvic thrust her across the sky, and then ejaculate like a literal firehose, pinning her to a tree. That clip got a LOT of circulation for a while. It's fantastic
I've come across that mange. Haven't read, but it had the martial arts tag, and I'm a sucker for that genre, so I once gave the comments a look, and yeh. hentai with the serial numbers filed off.
God help the fool who tries to take his stapler this time.
I have joined the lying flat movement(basically not entering the rat race to find an extremely good job), and it's worked. My mental health has gotten so much better.
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Opinion | Work Is a False Idol (Published 2021)
From Diogenes the Cynic to Audre Lorde to a former factory worker in China, the “lying flat” movement is gathering steam.
The shit our world needs right now. The woman who cries about 40 seconds in breaks my heart every time. Imagine what her world was until that random act of beauty. She needed that. WE need that. Be kind to one another.
It's actually really fascinating how every single planet in our solar system is unique. A heat blasted rock, a gas covered death oven, Earth, a cold dusty rust ball, a giant storm filled asteroid eater, a beautiful ringed planet, a planet rotating completely on its side, and an ice giant with the fastest winds in the solar system. Truly a wonder, the solar system.
And now cat pictures.