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gorfias

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Chris Gore's underwear. On the front it reads, "I can do this all day."

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A Fable A Lot Of People On The Internet Need To Read:

The donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue."

The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green ."

The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.

As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"

The lion replied: "If you believe it is true, the grass is blue."

The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him."

The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence."

The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating ′′The grass is blue, the grass is blue..."

The tiger asked the lion, "Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"

The lion replied, ′′You've known and seen the grass is green."

The tiger asked, ′′So why do you punish me?"

The lion replied, "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is degrading for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with an ass, and on top of that, you came and bothered me with that question just to validate something you already knew was true!"

The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t.

When IGNORANCE SCREAMS, intelligence moves on.
 

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I've probably listened to this bit a hundred times over the years, and it never fails to make me laugh out loud. Between the absurdity of its content and the woman clearly belly-laughing once she realizes she's being pranked, you can't help but laugh. Shame, Roy Wood, Jr. lost a job (not sure which) over this bit, but he's been no stranger to success since.

 

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I disagree completely. When intelligence moves on, ignorance spreads. Now we have people squirting horse dewormer up their butts.
And the herd is thusly ultimately thinned of ignorance. Ignorance only spreads to the ignorant; fighting it with logic and reason is like trying to swim up a waterfall, and a waste of precious energy.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
And the herd is thusly ultimately thinned of ignorance. Ignorance only spreads to the ignorant; fighting it with logic and reason is like trying to swim up a waterfall, and a waste of precious energy.
That might work before we had health care, but we have health care so now those people are taking up hospital space and leading to deaths as there are only so many ICU beds.